#hello asoiaf

[tarthserjaime]

Me every day @ GoT, the season 8 dumpster fire, and the smoldering remains of my otp:

*(show version only, thank f0ck)

[tarthserjaime]

I'm a simple girl so I don't want for much for my birthday, just the Jaime and Brienne chapters from TWOW, which all things considered really isn't so much to ask is it, Mr. R.R. Martin.

[tarthserjaime]

Thoughts on listening to ADWD Cersei I for the first time:

- once again GRRM gives us the exact wording of Cersei's letter to Jaime, you know the one he put in the fire

- we get the full text of that letter at least four separate times: 1) when Cersei dictates it to qyburn (lol awkward) in AFFC; 2) when Jaime receives it in his final AFFC chapter, reads it, then tells his squire to "put this in the fire" after Jaime is asked if he wants to respond; 3) at the beginning of the lone Jaime chapter in ADWD, a chapter that just happens to end with him "scrambling to his feet" and calling Brienne my lady when she shows up at his camp in the middle of the night; 4) Cersei recalling it while trapped in her cell, wondering why Jaime hasn't come to rescue her yet

- GRRM really wants us to remember that letter

- Cersei thinks of herself as having "a warrior's heart" but a weak, frail body . . . which kind of sounds like exactly the OPPOSITE of how a certain female knight is described, hmmmm

TBC?

[tarthserjaime]

2019's version of whack-a-mole: Individually blocking every single anti and NOTP stan you encounter on this godforsaken hellsite.

[tarthserjaime]

Whoa, I just accidentally took a wrong turn onto one of the only JC and C*rsei stan blogs I hadn't yet blocked and yikes. Like peering into the dark depths of a bizarro world. They really are emulating C, but in like a bad caricature YAS KWEEN version by acting like the superficial petty bitch type they seem to stan. No wonder they're still so agitated despite the toxic twincest ending of their dreams.

*backs away slowly*