#hello hungry

[superminigigi]

i’m hungry

[foughtandfell]

parenting tip: refuse your child food until they laugh at your awesome joke

[areyouadumbass]

I'm hungry so how about Cupcake or Donut or Egg

I ahve a dog named cookie, she's one of the pregnant ones. And I'll literally name three of them cupcake , donut and egg. And possibly coffee too. I once named some puppy, Scrambled eggs.

All in all, I think we're both cray.

[fursonahell-blog]

I love all these HI ___, I'M DAD jokes but I think it's in part because. my dad raaarely ever did that.

but my mom? My mom did sometimes. But her most favorite thing of that sort was, after I said Mom/called out at her

"I changed my name to shit/bitch, and if you say it, you're in trouble!"

she was not the best mom but sometimes i gotta say, she was a gem.

[thefutureauthor]

I feel very lucky that I don't have a father that says, "Hello ______, I'm Dad"

[thenerdforhire]

I don't remember who it was, but one of you guys made me start craving cucumbers.

  ...damn you.

[carb0n-fiber]

Ok, so there is this MAJOR problem.. i want chips but my dad is still awake, so I cant go downstairs and get it.