#hello olga

[splittheganthony]

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[hipsofsteel]

Good evening. It is I, Olga. I have traveled far and wide throughout your puny universe and I stumbled upon this blog. And I have only one question and one question only. what in the holy fuck is a hotdog? You see I have no tastebuds and well while I have had no urges for anything really something overtook me and I became more human and desire for only one thing. Hotdogs. Please explain in great detail of how they taste. Of what they are. Enlighten me mortal.

1. Olga, I gotta know, as you seem to be an immortal galaxy traveling creature, is Olga your actual name or just something you figure us mere humans can actually physically say? Either way, love the name.

2. Congrats on learning to curse, it will come in handy in the future.

3. Hot dogs are a type of sausage, traditionally made with ‘leftover meats’ and often spiced (somehow or maybe, depending on the will of the divine that day). Nowadays they have the ever loving beejesus processed out of them, are slammed into packages in multiples of two starting around number six, and then set in nice pieces of fancy bread we buy solely to feel better about eating the weird garbage food. 

I recommend trying all beef hot dogs first or hot dogs with cheese in them to get the best experience. Also, experiment with condiments, the things people put on top of the garbage sausage. I recommend the yellow thing called mustard.

4. All beef polish dogs are actually the best in my opinion. If you can, go to Costco and get one. You will not be disappointed.