#hello;

[holydayaria]

being Dr. easterman's hot secretary but every two weeks you find him slumped over in a pool of his own vomit and piss and you have to keep pretending that you not only did not see this but that you're still interested in his advances

[spadebait]

I DON’T NORMALLY DO GREETERS, BUT I DON’T KNOW SOME OF YOU FUCKS.

HI, I’M SALEM. HOPE YOU HATE IT HERE AS MUCH AS I DO.

@turntablegallant @levwierectus

[adorablesapling]

[silver-tongued-angel]

~ Myworld-notmypeople ~

     Polaris wasn’t entirely sure how to react to the woman who had come around the corner other than the fact that she was considering herself a little on the lucky side that she had decided to wash her frame with her holoform rather than how she would regularily do it in her alt. As the thought went that brushed her processor for what felt like years at this point━ to blend in, you must act like them.

     Her holoform cleared her throat and she set the hose down before trotting over to the dial to shut the water off before turning to her visitor.. “ Um, hey there. Something I can help you with? ”

@myworld-notmypeople​

[silver-tongued-angel]

~ Agitatedwarmachine ~

     She hoped her GLARE was enough to tell the mech currently just yards away from her to BACK OFF. Her wings pressed against her frame; granted, she had no intention of HIDING just who she sided with in this little war━ though it was QUITE obvious that there really wasn’t much of a war left to fight. Polaris still wouldn’t side with the Autobots.. not as long as there were other Decepticons still around..!

     It had been a MISTAKE to go flying without something to cloak her energy signature! Now, she was grounded with a clipped wing && an Autobot standing in front of her. There was no where for her to go, and no one to call for backup [ that she knew of ]; so, she trusted her words to at the very least ease tensions,

    “ And just who are you supposed to be? ” Did she think EASE tensions? No, she meant snark the slagger to irritate the frag out of him... she knew she wasn’t going to be able to hold her own in a fight. She was meant for stealth and reconnaissance, NOT FIGHTING!

@agitatedwarmachine​

[silver-tongued-angel]

~ Windnreign ~

     Polaris’ wings fluttered ever so slightly as she caught the ping of another Cybertronian lifeform near her. Transforming into her root mode && falling to the ground, JUST UNDER the cover of trees that she had been flying over, she gave her radar a closer examination. Yes, DEFINITELY Cybertronian━ she had yet to find any signatures on this planet that could compare.

    She kept her caution━ and her wings━ tight to her as she thought of her CHOICES: one being that she could make first contact and PRAY to Primus it wasn’t an Autobot.. or she could TAIL whoever it was.. The second option was probably safer for her in the long run.

@windnreign

[silver-tongued-angel]

~ Noblestdecepticon ~

     Soft whistles left the small femme’s lips as she sat on the ground NEXT TO her desk, looking over her reports that were strewn over the ground in front of her. Her wings FLUTTERED slightly as she leaned over to pick up a paper━ only then did she realize SOMEONE had entered her habsuite.

     Looking up, a grin lit up Polaris’ face as she jumped up━ CAREFUL not to mess up any of her work as she stepped over papers to go properly greet Megatron. The respect she held for him could only give him the UTMOST of her attention when it was called for. “ Hello sir; I hope you’re doing well today! ”

@noblestdecepticon