#hello? (asks)

[icecoldinventing]

who's your favorite member of your team?

"I like Medic a lot. He, uh...He watches out for me. Moreso than he does with the others." He chuckles nervously. "...I, um...I like Spy a lot, too. He don't talk much, but he's still good company. He's a well-travelled fella. Tells me 'bout the world outside this damned war."

[icecoldinventing]

have you considered trying to speak to some of the red team that's here yet? a lot of them here are nice and don't do the whole evil torture thing I think

Jed smiles. It's a real award-losing, chimpanzee-esque smile, but hey, it's a smile.

"Ehh. Ehh-heh. Don't, um. Don't...say things like that? Don't bring that up." He shifts uncomfortably. "I...I've...uh. Thought about it, yeah. Reckoned I could give it a shot. Long as it ain't, uh– Yeah, then I usually do, uh. Pretty well, anyway. Haven't...Haven't actually done it, yet."

'Pretty well,' as in he acts like he's being held at gunpoint the entire time. But, hey, an attempt's an attempt!

[icecoldinventing]

you remind me a lot of someone else, it's weird

do you get that alot??

Jed grimaces, curling in on himself.

"I'm not," he says. "I'm me. I'm Jed, and I'm just me. I'm not like anybody. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm just...Jed."

[icecoldinventing]

You look like you give great hugs... Wanna hug? You don't have too!! :D

"Oh– Um, thank you..?"

Jed hesitates, grinding his teeth together nervously. His arms shift and he inches forward like he wants to accept, but he's apprehensive. He doesn't know this person...What if they're just like the others? The other BLUs would never hurt him, but who knows about everyone else?

Then again, maybe not everyone's so bad...And they don't seem to have anything that could hurt him, so he can defend himself if things go wrong...

Finally, he mumbles, "I wouldn't mind a hug..." though he doesn't make a move himself towards getting one. "J-Just one arm, though, not...Not a full one. I'm...I just like it better that way. Yeah."

[icecoldinventing]

Hey, aren't you the...Uhhh.....Never mind, actually

Jed looks at the anon a bit like they've threatened to shoot a puppy in front of him.

"...Pardon..?"

Great first impression.

[packunplant]

How on earth do you see without any eyes?

“S’kinda weird, but ecohhstuff! Dat stuhff bats do?” He’s having troubles pronouncing the L in the word.

To demonstrate, the oversized plant gives a small twitch of his petals and looks around, eventually pointing to a small mound of rocks in the distance.

“Sound ‘n ‘iight bounces offa stuhff ‘ike dat rock an’ I can see dat way! S’what ev’ry Piranhhha puuant does!

I fink...”

[packunplant]

*The anon sneaks up with a hose, turning it on as soon as he sees an opportunity*

Minding his own business. Feeding on the sun. That’s all he’d been doing.

A yawn.

Then the water.

The mutant immediately stumbles back, screeching in surprise, crashing to his hands and knees and coughing, hacking up the alarmingly large amount of water that had got into his mouth.

Before pinpointing his gaze onto the offending anon. An icy, hard glare that shouldn’t be possible from a creature with no eyes.

He reels his head back.

A loud screech. A warning. He doesn’t attack them, but he will if he needs to.

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