have you considered trying to speak to some of the red team that's here yet? a lot of them here are nice and don't do the whole evil torture thing I think
Jed smiles. It's a real award-losing, chimpanzee-esque smile, but hey, it's a smile.
"Ehh. Ehh-heh. Don't, um. Don't...say things like that? Don't bring that up." He shifts uncomfortably. "I...I've...uh. Thought about it, yeah. Reckoned I could give it a shot. Long as it ain't, uh– Yeah, then I usually do, uh. Pretty well, anyway. Haven't...Haven't actually done it, yet."
'Pretty well,' as in he acts like he's being held at gunpoint the entire time. But, hey, an attempt's an attempt!