Gotta be green, gotta be mean

Low selectivity indie rp sideblog for a canon-divergent Petey Piranha from the Nintendo game Super Mario Sunshine. Event: N/A M!Anon (Accepting) : N/A

[packunplant]

“So... Smash Direct, huh?

Hi yeah anyone who got fhh, uh. Beef wiv dis guy bein’ in Smash U I got aufority to crush ya, k? K. ”

((HI I LOVE THE PIRANHA PLANT SO MUCH UUUUUUUUH HE’S MY SON AND MAYBE A NEW MUSE ON THE BLOG AND HE REVIVED MY PETEY MUSE SO MUCH))

[low-life-bean]

|STARTER CALL|

((Heya! You wanna interact with the greatest Shadow Thief, Popple?? Like/Reblog/Reply and i’ll check ya out!! I’m open for anything and anyone, really! 

Writing/Length will depend on my inspiration!))

[packunplant]

((Hey! Can I ask about your opinion on very good 12 foot plants that did nothing wrong ever? You like them? Great! Then I highly recommend giving this (canon-divergent) blog a follow! Here resides the one and only Petey Piranha, a very secluded yet excitable piranha plant, ready for any and all questions you may have!

Please read rules and about pages before interaction! This blog still is very much a work in progress but I’d love some asks while I set up!))

[packunplant]

How on earth do you see without any eyes?

“S’kinda weird, but ecohhstuff! Dat stuhff bats do?” He’s having troubles pronouncing the L in the word.

To demonstrate, the oversized plant gives a small twitch of his petals and looks around, eventually pointing to a small mound of rocks in the distance.

“Sound ‘n ‘iight bounces offa stuhff ‘ike dat rock an’ I can see dat way! S’what ev’ry Piranhhha puuant does!

I fink...”

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Go on anon and embarrass my muse.

Ask them personal questions, remind them of embarrassing things they have done. Make them uncomfortable. 

[packunplant]

*The anon sneaks up with a hose, turning it on as soon as he sees an opportunity*

Minding his own business. Feeding on the sun. That’s all he’d been doing.

A yawn.

Then the water.

The mutant immediately stumbles back, screeching in surprise, crashing to his hands and knees and coughing, hacking up the alarmingly large amount of water that had got into his mouth.

Before pinpointing his gaze onto the offending anon. An icy, hard glare that shouldn’t be possible from a creature with no eyes.

He reels his head back.

A loud screech. A warning. He doesn’t attack them, but he will if he needs to.

Leave.

[packunplant]

-"Ey! Pete!" And here comes the bean of the hour, a huge loot bag slung over his shoulder and a grin on his face. -"Got somethin' to show ya, see?" (( @greatestshadowthief ))

(( @greatestshadowthief H-HEWWO?))

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A pause in his actions, petals fanning out at the sides of his head, the giant plant shuffling backwards from his seat by that same sunny cliff he always loved upon hearing the sound of a voice. A familiar one. And familiar vibrations. Now who could that be…

Only one person called him Pete.

“Pop! Ey!” An excited grin took over the mutant’s face as he looked down to his friend. Eyeless gaze momentarily shifting to that over-sized bag the thief always seemed to carry, he’d maneuvered his body to better face Popple. Or, whatever the sightless plant equivalent of facing is. Boy was he excited!

“So! Whaddaya got dis time, hhuh?”

[packunplant]

Would you eat beans

“I dunno, if dey were ghood I guess? But-”

A pause.

Then it clicks.

A growl.

“EY! YOUS FINK YER SMART?! I AIN’T Fuh- Hh- YYYOUS AIN’T TRICKIN’ ME! NO! I AIN’T GONNA E- NO!”

[packunplant]

How bad can you be?

“Get yer memes outta hhere.”

[packunplant]

Will you accept our lord and saviour, chungus?

“Nope. Perish.”

[packunplant]

Do you eat bones?

A pause. He knows this is a joke, but he’ll answer it normally anyway.

“I eat what I ghet, ‘n sometimes dat inc- Uuh…

Sometimes it’s bones.”

[packunplant]

((Hi! Pas here! Mun for the blog, of course.

I don’t have any mun icons yet afghtreds

I’ll be making a starter call post soon, so while I’m doing that, could I get some asks in? My muse has skyrocketed recently and I’m very much in the mood to let this doofus get memed on aaa

Thanks in advance!))

[low-life-bean]

|PROMO|

Heya fellas! May i introduce you to one of the most sneakiest beans in the world? His name is Popple! The world’s greatest, professional Shadow Thief! 

((Eyy!! It’s me- Zack, an’ this is a SuperStar Saga role playing blog! For Popple, as u may have guessed nifnffr

A promo would be appreciated- so if yall could reblog this, i’d greatly appreciate it- and i’ll definitely check yall out!!!))

[packunplant]

Noooo Petey don't be sad! *Hugs the sad plant*

A slight flinch at the anon’s advances, but eventually he accepts it. Petey isn’t one to stay sad for too long anyway.

And this time he can shake off the instinctual fear that whoever this is was moving to attack him.

A leaf warily wraps around the anon, the plant’s attempts at returning the embrace.

It’s oddly welcomed, to be honest. The only other person that lets him get this close to them is Popple.

[packunplant]

Have you ever felt shunned living up in the windmill?

“… 

Mmh... Ssometimes…”

Oh anon, how little you know.

[packunplant]

Nico Nico Nii~! I'll nico-nico-ni the beanstar! I'm Fawful Nico-Nico, and I'll strike fear into your heart!! Remember, I'm Fawful-Fawful and I nico nico love you~!!

[packunplant]

Hewwo mistew piwanha?

“Hhhhhhhhwhatdaheckareyousayin’…”