#hellomeme

[youcannotaffordme]

Hello

If we kissed:

[x] This wouldn’t happen. "I don't expect you of all people to be tempted."

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[x] Kiss you back. "Mm... This may be enjoyable after all."

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[x] Be confused "Why so eager to sin, Sheriff?"

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no. "Hilarious of you to try."

[] I’m taken.

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No. "Sorry, unlike you, I am faithful to my job and right now, it is calling me."

[] Ew.

[x] Sure. "Not ready to return to reality I take it?"

[] YES.

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it. "You've come all this way and have paid the price... Who am I to turn you down?"

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[x] No. "You are scheming something and I want no part of it."

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.

[youcannotaffordme]

Well hello there ~

If we kissed:

[x] This wouldn’t happen. "What is it you are trying, krasavitsa?"

[] Oh disgusting.

[x] Again, again. "Mm, I didn't think I'd enjoy the taste of the sea."

[x] Kiss you back. "Pardon me..."

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[x] Be confused "Did I tempt you that much?"

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no. "Forgive me. You are sweet, but I have commitments elsewhere."

[] I’m taken.

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[x] Sure. "I'm sure you can afford just this."

[] YES.

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it. "I've never fucked on a ship, krasavitsa."

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.

[youcannotaffordme]

"...Hello.." //LOL even though he would never do any of this

If we kissed:

[x] This wouldn’t happen. "Are you sure you want to sin?"

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[x] Kiss you back. "A taste of what you could have..."

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[x] Be confused "I didn't think you the type to want to try... Men truly are something."

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no. "Work does not permit me to partake in such trifling things, dorogoi moy." 

[x] I’m taken. "My work is my lover."

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No. "That will cost you."

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it. "Eager to sin, dorogoi moy?"

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[x] No. "Where is the money?"

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.

[youcannotaffordme]

Hello

If we kissed:

[x] This wouldn’t happen. "Do not try anything funny."

[x] Oh disgusting. "Get away from me, you are hardly worth my time."

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[x] Slap/Push you away. "If you cannot afford me then do not touch me."

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no. "Hah! Did you expect anything different?"

[] I’m taken.

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No. "Who the hell do you think I am?"

[x] Ew. "Filthy, poor man."

[] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[x] No. "I do not do free favours."

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.

[youcannotaffordme]

Hhhhhellllooooooo

If we kissed:

[x] This wouldn’t happen. “If you are so curious you would have gold to spare.”

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[x] Kiss you back. "Tempted yet?"

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[x] Be confused "Oh? I did not expect you to want a taste of me.”

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no. "Did you expect a different answer?"

[x] I’m taken. “My work is my priority. Surely you understand.”

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No. "That is extra, I’m afraid."

[x] Ew. "I believe it is time for you to return to your work, as must I."

[x] Sure. "Even you get cold? Interesting."

[] YES.

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it. "I will make it worth your money."

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[x] No. "As if I would sleep with you for free."

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.

[youcannotaffordme]

"Privyet, myshka." // a hello 4 u ginger waifu ;)

"Privyet, akula."

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[x] Again, again. "Please..."

[x] Kiss you back. "I would like another taste..."

[x] Let’s take this to the bedroom. "Are you hungry, akula?"

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[x] I’m taken. "I am already yours. I've always been yours."

[x] Sure. "To what do I owe this pleasant surprise?"

[x] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS. "My, a change of heart?"

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[x] Sure. "Apologies... I feel a bit chilly."

[x] YES. "...May I be greedy, Mikhail?"

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it. "Where will you dine on me today? The desk? The bedroom? Actually, we have yet to break in the couch..."

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[x] FUCK YES. "Haven't you teased me enough, Mishka?"

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.

[youcannotaffordme]

HELLO

[x] This wouldn’t happen. "You and I, we are enemies."

[x] Oh disgusting. "Cheating on your city... shameful of a 'Hero'."

[] Again, again.

[x] Kiss you back. "Courtesy, you can say."

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[x] Slap/Push you away. "I do not entertain freeloaders."

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no. "As if I would lower my standards for a man such as yourself."

[x] I’m taken. "Many men have called me theirs and you would be smart to not agitate them, 'Hero'."

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No. "Do not fool yourself into thinking I would be so kind."

[x] Ew. "Who do you think I am?"

[] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it. "You've surprised me; you've paid the price."

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[x] No. "You cannot afford me."

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.

[youcannotaffordme]

helo...

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[x] Kiss you back. "Apologies, I was being a bit greedy."

[x] Let’s take this to the bedroom. "You will not regret this, kotyonok."

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no. "Oh, kitten. You knew the answer already, no?"

[] I’m taken.

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure. "I will do you this service just once..."

[] YES.

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it. "Seems that I have torn down your resolve, kotyonok."

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.