#askswain

[youcannotaffordme]

ask-swain replied to your photoset:Things Valentina Will Never Find Out: How it feels...

//the truest yummy mummy

[ SWEEN ]

[youcannotaffordme]

Hhhhhellllooooooo

If we kissed:

[x] This wouldn’t happen. “If you are so curious you would have gold to spare.”

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[x] Kiss you back. "Tempted yet?"

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[x] Be confused "Oh? I did not expect you to want a taste of me.”

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no. "Did you expect a different answer?"

[x] I’m taken. “My work is my priority. Surely you understand.”

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No. "That is extra, I’m afraid."

[x] Ew. "I believe it is time for you to return to your work, as must I."

[x] Sure. "Even you get cold? Interesting."

[] YES.

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it. "I will make it worth your money."

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[x] No. "As if I would sleep with you for free."

Should you reblog this?:

[x] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.

[youcannotaffordme]

ask-swain replied to your video:[ Wanted to make a little visual of what I said...

//D’awwww

[ see it isn't always a journey through hellfire for them ]

[enforcedviolence]

[ reason why you should come to my streams ]

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[ezrealofpiltover]

ask-swain replied to your post: // ..then I realized that no one knows anything...

//Anonymity is a good thing, in most cases…

//Haha! I suppose you're right, grand general.. xD

[ezrealofpiltover]

"Don't tempt me to put you in a panda suit, Uncle Swain."

[ezrealofpiltover]

To my dear Uncle Swain,

Just you wait. You'll see.

[ezrealofpiltover]

ask-swain replied to your post and said: “Just you try, you little whelp…” "Is that a no? Because I’m leaning on taking that as a yes."