#hellomother

[rowenasinclairlongworld-blog]

Happy Sunday!!! Spread love and receive love…even when you drive an hour for an in-stock item thst really isn’t there🤷🏻‍♀️💖😎. #hellomother. #feathersbrushmyheart https://www.instagram.com/longfamil/p/CXWy7vKv2LU/?utm_medium=tumblr

[2fafou]

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Avengers... ASSEMBLE! #EmmaPeel #TheAvengers #JohnSteed #HelloMother #HelloFather #Legends #YaaasQween #Werk #SoGay #Catsuit (at Bronx, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-rj4E8JZTQ/?igshid=2psmrzgthhl4

[beawarephiladelphia]

So, digging through stuff over the past few days, I've learned that I can be kind of a jerk. But I think we all kind of knew that. #mobileginger #camp #hellomother #hellofather

[immaterialbadverts]

Jawdropper - Aldi

The badverts have been brought back to life, but not by a highly ambitious US Biotech company, but by seeing what is the wierdest of the Aldi “That’s amazing” adverts I could have ever accidently stumbled in on.

Scene-setting time - I arrive back from work, crash on the couch, just in time for watching someone just getting eliminated from “The Chase”, and lo and behold....below

"Hello Mother".....What in the Frick was that!!!! The following then happened in the derailment that was my train of thought.

1) "Why is my jaw so far on the floor that I could start cleaning up the dust?"

2) "Where in the heck did the car keys come from? I mean I have heard of preparing for all eventualities but still...."

3) The most important thought... "Hang on, if you have managed to give life to the biggest advancement in human history of a "Bouncing FULLY GROWN HUMAN", why, WHY WOULD YOU NEED THE NAPPIES IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!???"

I would honestly check the water quality of wherever they think of these Aldi ads

Uh oh......wasn't the last (non-experimental) badvert I wrote about for....Audi!?

We are doomed!