How to get Alastor to tell you his past— A how to guide by Charlotte
STEP 1: Say you’ll never forgive him and storm out
STEP 2: Invite him to a bar
STEP 3: Flirt with lesbians (preferably princesses) in front of Alastor and Vaggie
STEP 4: have WAY to much fun while he definitely definitely does NOT notice how good you look
STEP 5: Uh oh… When did you run the bartenders wife with a motorcycle?
STEP 6: After Alastor goes ballistic punch out the bartender yourself (while calling him Cupcake fondly)
STEP 7: when the Bartender stabs Alastor with glass storm out dramatically
STEP 8: Demand he takes off his shirt and the conversation will go like this: “Take off your shirt.” “My dear….” Alastor chuckled cheeks warming despite himself, “that is hardly appropriate alley way behavior—“ “TO TREAT YOUR WOUNDS IDIOT.” STEP 9: Threaten everyone who would dare to hurt him while threatening Alastor as well, and he smiles at you like your being romantic
STEP 10: He asks about your past while definitely not wincing in pain and you say: “I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours.”
That was it. A challenge.
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