#hotmess

[jennifercaligrl]

This New years Eve. I plan to be in satin 🎀

[normanthatisall]

Hot mess Dixon ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[electricchain2]

💕Hot Mess💕

[lunarbrushed]

me being an atheist

one random night after a fight with my family : "god please fucking kill me I beg you "

ignored

"wow even you think my suffering is a fucking joke huh?"

[redstatic5]

How to get Alastor to tell you his past— A how to guide by Charlotte

STEP 1: Say you’ll never forgive him and storm out

STEP 2: Invite him to a bar

STEP 3: Flirt with lesbians (preferably princesses) in front of Alastor and Vaggie

STEP 4: have WAY to much fun while he definitely definitely does NOT notice how good you look

STEP 5: Uh oh… When did you run the bartenders wife with a motorcycle?

STEP 6: After Alastor goes ballistic punch out the bartender yourself (while calling him Cupcake fondly)

STEP 7: when the Bartender stabs Alastor with glass storm out dramatically

STEP 8: Demand he takes off his shirt and the conversation will go like this: “Take off your shirt.” “My dear….” Alastor chuckled cheeks warming despite himself, “that is hardly appropriate alley way behavior—“ “TO TREAT YOUR WOUNDS IDIOT.” STEP 9: Threaten everyone who would dare to hurt him while threatening Alastor as well, and he smiles at you like your being romantic

STEP 10: He asks about your past while definitely not wincing in pain and you say: “I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours.”

That was it. A challenge.

Read the fic to find out what happens

[hotmess-exe]

NO ONE DOES A WELCOME BACK LIKE MY BESTIE ERRBODY GO TF HOOOOOME

[texssins]

.........they're in college, okay. 

 Go check out the fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44681743

art : @gilu_matt

[emersonfreepress]

i have my very first improv show today, so any positive vibes are very welcome and appreciated 🙏🏾