#hellsaurelius

[damnedrainbows]

Alastor: I want sushi

Charlie: No sushi, we’re having dinner at home

Alastor crosses arms in tears: I hate this fucking family

[huskofachanc-ar]

hellsaurelius liked your post:small starter call 

“Can I help ya princess or you just gonna lay on my bar and mope?” 

[radioreign]

"Oh?  Have you bought more impostors to decorate the halls with?" he inquired, one anguis nudging the sugary confection with distaste.

@hellsaurelius  ♥ ‘d for a one liner

[suoitnep]

❝ Pentious! Pentious! Out of curiosity, where do your eggs come from? Can they be used as scrambled eggs? Do they go to Limbo or do they just...die after you smash them? Why are they numbered instead of named? ❞

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⊰۞⊱║⋮ ❝ ..?  ❞ Tenebrous plumes curled in a sneer, body snapping toward the sudden outburst of an all-too familiar voice. ❝ Well, well-- If it isn’t the progeny of my ARCH rival. Come to cause me grief akin to that of your paternal doppelganger undoubtedly! ❞ His hand curled into a fist before sweeping out to the side in gesture! ❝ Well you won’t I am in much too good a m-- ❞ Never say never, Pentious.  One question, then another, than another, she was like the child he never wanted, all this racket! 

❝ They- I simply procure more of them! Limbo is a question for your bumbling oaf of a father- I’ve never cared to mind whether or not they perish, they are acolytes, expendable! For all I know they’re bleeding well unbaptized babies! ❞ They certainly weren’t but he was attempting to dissuade her from probing further.

[anxechoxinxhell]

hellsaurelius replied to your post

“ ……….Charlie! We were talking about…..chicken strips! ”

“Somehow that doesn’t help.”

[madmonarch]

❛♛  @hellsaurelius : LYRIC STARTER CALL!

      ❝ -—So yes I’m pretty sure this won’t be pretty. ❞

[hellrager]

|| @hellsaurelius

He's locked his phone shut and placed it behind his back. " Oh, you don't desire them to know about your achievements-- "

“Of course I don’t. It’s just gonna be, King of Hell here - Heir duties there..           Miss me with that shit. I trashed the school for fun.”

[lxrosalita-a]

hellsaurelius replied to your post:        “   ever  have  one  of  those  nights ...

“ Maybe you should try a new hobby. I prefer whipping people as they walk down the hall – how dreadfully slow they are! Who walks when you could RUN?! ”

       “  not  ...  everyone  is  a  masochist  ...  not  to  mention  ...  &&  not  to  be  offensive,  but  like  it’s  weird  having  a  teacher   telling  me  that  they  like  whipping  people  ...  “