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[official-doordash]

got bored and decided to take a quiz and

YES I AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway quiz link: uquiz

[silliest-of-the-sillies]

[traumgenic-cerberus]

HI! HII! HIIII!!

We are actually the Melitus System! @honeyedmelitus-sys :3 uh uh but this is our rp blog for the hell discord server!

We are Kerberos, the hellhound! we just munch on sinners!

Our gimmick is that we're like the fucking hydra. Cause we'reee traumagenic and shi, you cut off on of our heads (kill a headmate), there's gonna be a lot more little shits for ya. and theyre all gonna be mad

we're a guard doohoooggg and and good booyyss.

:3

Weee are a pro-endo system btw, but we won't be engaging in syscourse on this blog! It's a roleplay blog! We're just a silly collective of puppies here!!!!! the fire just makes it warmer for cuddles!!!!

some shit

[the-cries-of-the-damned]

hm. i haven’t posted in a little bit, however i needed to.. rant, per se.

a certain angel, whom i will not be naming, is quite.. insistent, on leaving hell.

“God, why would anybody want to do that?”

well, my children, some people are just too incompetent to realize what all i, and many others, have done for them. too ungrateful, i should say. it’s absolutely infuriating to see one of my own workers attempt to disobey me like this. i’ve also seen that they’ve hurt another member of hell. now, my children, why am i telling you this? it’s simple. if you see this angel, one hellbent on leaving, report back to me. ensure that they do not find what they may be looking for.

[official-doordash]

hi doordash can you dash me like 5 fiveguys burgers with everything on them thanks i will be paying with ummm...

5 fundip packets. is that enough?

@poggieking3 mod - 🌻

Hhhhhnghm fundip🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Alright 5 five guys everything burgers (goop included)

Everything should be ready soon, enjoy your meal !!!!!!!!!

[official-doordash]

join for SUPER EXCLUSIVE hell content !!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!

Check out the hell community on Discord - hang out with 37 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[official-doordash]

No no @squirrelsrainyday-yap you don’t get to hide this gem in the tags

Join us . Join the goop . Goop on Saint a bit while you’re at it . You know you want to .

[official-doordash]

psssst... would you happen to be able to deliver uhhhh...... a sacrifice twink for me. to my bed. you know where. just tie him up if he starts squirming

uh ...... yeah those are edible I think !

i'll be needing a name and a payment plan though ,,,,,, so few people respect what ordering things actually requires as of recent ....... so I do think it's important to note that I will not be delivering anything until those requirements are met