"𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔?"
"𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒉𝒐𝒘, 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒅."
Cappy calls you, and answers on the first ring.
"𝑯𝒆𝒚, 𝒖𝒉𝒎. 𝑾𝒆'𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒑𝒊𝒛𝒛𝒂 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔. 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔."
"𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚕𝚎."
"𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅. 𝑨𝒍𝒔𝒐, @interdimensional-mario-brothers 𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒖𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒍𝒍 𝒑𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒍."
( @starborn-brothers-au because apparently said blogger up there told me they ran out of asks :3 )
Oh you’re a new voice, suggested by celebrities nonetheless . I highly doubt that’s true .. Anyway, one large mushroom pizza for ….. where are you calling from ? I need a location and a name . I take any and all types of payment, so do please tell me what method you’ll be using today .
Oh ! And, before I forget, if you’re anywhere outside of Hell, the lobby, or heaven, I will not be able to communicate with you when I’m there . Lack of shared tongue and all, seeing as our translator isn’t allowed outside of Lucifer or Salem’s territory . Unless you have an alien there who spoke whatever it is you speak …. You wouldn’t happen to have one near by, would you ?
(You can run out of asks ?)