"𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔?"
"𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒉𝒐𝒘, 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒅."
Cappy calls you, and answers on the first ring.
"𝑯𝒆𝒚, 𝒖𝒉𝒎. 𝑾𝒆'𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒑𝒊𝒛𝒛𝒂 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔. 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔."
"𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚕𝚎."
"𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅. 𝑨𝒍𝒔𝒐, @interdimensional-mario-brothers 𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒖𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒍𝒍 𝒑𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒍."
( @starborn-brothers-au because apparently said blogger up there told me they ran out of asks :3 )
Oh you’re a new voice, suggested by celebrities nonetheless. I highly doubt that’s true.. Anyway, one large mushroom pizza for….. where are you calling from? I need a location and a name. I take any and all types of payment, so do please tell me what method you’ll be using today.
Oh! And, before I forget, if you’re anywhere outside of Hell, the lobby, or heaven, I will not be able to communicate with you when I’m there. Lack of shared tongue and all, seeing as our translator isn’t allowed outside of Lucifer or Salem’s territory. Unless you have an alien there who spoke whatever it is you speak…. You wouldn’t happen to have one near by, would you?
(You can run out of asks?)












