#helldiscordserver

[official-doordash]

JUMPSCARE ?????? FROM GOD ???????? DURING MY BEDTIME YAOI ????????? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK ???????????????????

Get the fuck out dude :( ur not supposed to be here :(

[silliest-of-the-sillies]

[astrocunt123]

it seems a Cerberus has joined hell. We don't get those often. How interesting!

[the-cries-of-the-damned]

hm. i haven’t posted in a little bit, however i needed to.. rant, per se.

a certain angel, whom i will not be naming, is quite.. insistent, on leaving hell.

“God, why would anybody want to do that?”

well, my children, some people are just too incompetent to realize what all i, and many others, have done for them. too ungrateful, i should say. it’s absolutely infuriating to see one of my own workers attempt to disobey me like this. i’ve also seen that they’ve hurt another member of hell. now, my children, why am i telling you this? it’s simple. if you see this angel, one hellbent on leaving, report back to me. ensure that they do not find what they may be looking for.

[brandnewkindofconstellation]

(Yes this is on my rp. Yes it's a crossover. I'm not forcing you to answer this dw I just thought it would be fun)

They look around confused, how did they get here..?

Hello? Ah.. YOU! What is this place.. I'll tell you who I am sooner or later. Just what is this place.

Saint looks at eleven trying to seem a bit calm, they knew they could cross universes as they deal with alot of mortals. But they had never been here before. And it seemed like only eleven could see them.

// okay back to being a chud.

*Eleven's ears flatten against her head, eyes narrowing at the sight of the angel. She took a step backward, tail flicking in a small tell of threatened stress.*

By "this place" do you mean my dorm, that you just chose to... appear in? What are you, some kind of grim reaper? You're certainly not an umamusume. Tell death to come for me later. I have plans today.

*she pauses, staring intently at the feathers closest to the ground.*

.. What's with the slime? Don't tell me you're gonna ruin the floor. I've had enough losses with my equipment today.

(// wait u have no clue how funny this is for the DevotedStar lore. also just generally peak bc they have the same mentality when it comes to people, ts peak moot)

[freakysatan]

[official-doordash]

"𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔?"

"𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒉𝒐𝒘, 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒅."

Cappy calls you, and answers on the first ring.

"𝑯𝒆𝒚, 𝒖𝒉𝒎. 𝑾𝒆'𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒑𝒊𝒛𝒛𝒂 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔. 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔."

"𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚕𝚎."

"𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅. 𝑨𝒍𝒔𝒐, @interdimensional-mario-brothers 𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒖𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒍𝒍 𝒑𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒍."

( @starborn-brothers-au because apparently said blogger up there told me they ran out of asks :3 )

Oh you’re a new voice, suggested by celebrities nonetheless . I highly doubt that’s true .. Anyway, one large mushroom pizza for ….. where are you calling from ? I need a location and a name . I take any and all types of payment, so do please tell me what method you’ll be using today .

Oh ! And, before I forget, if you’re anywhere outside of Hell, the lobby, or heaven, I will not be able to communicate with you when I’m there . Lack of shared tongue and all, seeing as our translator isn’t allowed outside of Lucifer or Salem’s territory . Unless you have an alien there who spoke whatever it is you speak …. You wouldn’t happen to have one near by, would you ?

(You can run out of asks ?)

[official-doordash]

guys do u think they liked iot

(plz don't stop spam liking my shit it makesd me feel special 🥹)