Jun 7, 2024
A very fluffy Stolitz' illustration made by MARRIE from Twitter. Go follow her!
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A very fluffy Stolitz' illustration made by MARRIE from Twitter. Go follow her!
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Ok so recently I got into the series helluva boss. I really wanted to write some lee!Blitzo so here it is! Hope you enjoy it lol.
Warnings: Heavy amount of cuss words as this is helluva boss, also this is a tickling fic so if that’s not your thing keep scrolling
Summery: Blitz is being an asshole of a boss like usual. While he and Moxxie fight, they find out something interesting about their beloved boss…
Blitzo was being an ass per usual. But Moxxie was getting the worst of his wrath like always. “I’ve told you a million fucking times Mox! You have to listen to your orders!” Blitzo scolded him. Moxxie rolled his eyes. “Sorry sir but you know damn well we had no choice but to leave”
Blitzo was shaking with rage. “WE LOST A FUCKING CLIENT DIPSHIT!”
“Sir we would’ve gotten caught by humans!” Moxxie argued. Millie went to her husbands side. “Blitz you know he’s right. It would’ve over complicated things for no reason. I’m sure we’ll get many more clients down the line.
Blitzo sighed. “That’s not the point here. I gave an order and Moxxie disobeyed. You listened Millie...”
Millie shrunk back at that, but Moxxie stepped forward.
“For fucks sake, don’t you dare bring my wife into this!”
“Ohh? Whatchu gonna do about it baby dick? Huh?” Blitzo teased his employee with a smirk.
Moxxie finally snapped. He pounced on Blitzo, putting all his anger into it. The two struggled for a bit, both fighting to over power one another. At one point, Moxxie accidentally brushed his finger against Blitzo’s side. No one was prepared for the ungodly squeak that escaped the imps lips.
They all stopped, both Moxxie and Millie staring at their boss in amused shock. Then a wide smirk grew on Moxxies face.
“M-Mox… Moxxie… don’t even fuckin- AIE!” Moxxie poked his side, and Blitzo went into full defense mode. He shoved Moxxie off him and ran for it. “Oh no you don’t…” Moxxie muttered as he and Millie then raced after him. Blitzo didn’t know where he could possibly take cover. What was he afraid of anyway? It was just… “that thing.”
Unfortunately he took too long, because Moxxie had jumped him again, this time from behind.
They struggled for a moment, with Blitzo desperately trying to push off the smaller imp. But Moxxie began wiggling his fingers at his sides and Blitzo let out a giggle, the fingers weakening him as he was finally brought down. Moxxie took a seat on his back, but struggled because after all Blitzo was much bigger and stronger. “Let me help sweetie!” Millie offered with a devious grin, taking a seat right behind Moxxie to add weight.
“Moxxie I swear to satan you better fucking let me go or else!” Blitzo threatened, still struggling under the pair. “No~ I think it was about time you learned to respect me more!”
“Ohhhhohoho Moxxie you childish fuck…”
“I think you forget your place here. You’re at our mercy now!” Moxxie wiggled his fingers with a smirk.
“No fucking way!” Blitzo yelled defiantly. Oh satan, they all knew his pride and ego would be the death of him eventually.
Moxxie then began digging gently into his sides. “GYAH! M-Mohohoxxihihiee yohohou tihihihiny fuhuhuck!!” Blitzo managed as he tried catching the attackers hands.
“What did you call me!?“ He demanded, digging harder.
“YoOHohu heheAHERd MEHehe!” Blitzos ego really would be the death of him. Moxxie shoved a hand under his belly, digging in, making Blitz giggle even harder. Soon it got boring so Moxxie changed spots to Blitzo’s armpits. Their boss then finally dissolved into pure and uncontrollable laughter. The couple stared in awe. Usually Blitzo’s laugh was more maniacal, teasing, and obnoxious. But this was more genuine and happy. Childish even.
“Aw your laugh it’s so sweet Blitz!” Millie cooed, making Blitzo thrash harder and his face heat up.
“SHUHUT THE FUHUHUCK UHUHUP!” He cried.
Moxxie pretended to gasp in shock. “Well I never! Millie get his thighs.”
“W-WAITWAITWAHAHAHAHA-“ That was it. As soon as Millie began squeezing the back of his thighs Blitz was completely and utterly lost.
“Bad spot huh?” Moxxie grinned in a teasing tone as the imp pounded his fist against the floor with his laughter having gone silent.
Since they didn’t want to kill the poor demon, Moxxie gestured for Millie to stop.
Blitz had a hard time catching his breath, breathing as if he was hyperventilating. Soon he was able to manage speech. “Y-yohohu… w-whehen ihih- geheht myhy hahands ohon…” he couldn’t form any more words as he continued giggling excessively.
“I think we broke the poor guy.” Millie commented with a frown. “Nah he’s fine.” Moxxie reasoned. “At least now he knows what will happen when he messes with me.”
Let’s just say Blitzo got his revenge soon after.
Art from Terronxi. https://twitter.com/i/bookmarks?post_id=1798581853865341133
Some cute art from @_striver from Twitter. Stolas doing anything in order to wake his imp lover up.
A cute Fizzarozie comic made by @Pomelo_Soul on twitter. Go follow her!
Sharing this cute drawing @SBL_JJ made for me as a request. Hope you'll like it and follow her on Twitter!
A very cute drawing Arakio made for me a while ago on Twitter. Go follow her, she has a lot of Stolitz' drawings!
Blitzo and Stolas having a traditional ofuro bath. Drawn by @hikimiimi on Twitter and I wrote an English translation. Go follow her also!
Blitzo: It is not like I can't wash my body by myself.
Stolas: Well, don't say that and let me do it. Nevertheless you tail is so charming.
Blitzo: Hey, stop it! I don't like being touched there!!
Stolas: It's alright.
Blitzo: I'm telling you to let it go, ok?
Stolas: Blitzo, It's dangerous, so stay sit!
Blitzo: Ah!
Stolas: I told you, you're still injured. I apologize, I won't do it again.
Blitzo: No, I'm not forgiving you...
Stolas: Eh? Blitziy?
*tickle* *laughs*
Stolas: Please stop it, I'm really ticklish!
Blitzo: Tit for tat. Now promise you won't touch my tail ever again. *smirk*
Stolas: I get it, I get it, I won't do it anymore.
Blitzo: As long as you get it. Now I'll wash you, just because you took care of me.
Stolas: Really?
Blitzo: Just this time. I remembered when I washed Loona when she was a child.
Stolas: Hehe, Loona is a lucky one.
Ah, Blitzy, would you come to my place and wash me like this everyday?
Blitzo: Nope. Only this time.