#helm2men

[deterministpalindrome]

are you still doing the "tell me about your first wwhatevver" because first time you wwere like "hell yeah im fucking awesome"?

yeah 2ure

...iit wa2 the thiird or fourth tiime we got our rank2 iin 2choolfeediing. ii wa2 two and ii’d been top rank every tiime the be2t and briighte2t of the cla22 and that wa2 fuckiing amaziing. ii diidn’t thiink ii’d get there and here ii wa2 the mo2t promii2iing of everyone the one that wa2 goiing two do the mo2t good for the empiire be the mo2t appreciiated and iimportant troll when ii grew up. iit wa2 briilliiant thiinkiing ii mattered.

...we were 2tiill iin the briight about what helm2blood2 actually were and they were 2tiill butteriing u2 up wiith bull2hiit about how nece22ary to the empiire we were and what an honor iit wa2 two have hatched liike thii2 2o. that diidn’t la2t. but. iit wa2 niice whiile iit diid.

[deterministpalindrome]

△ Do you get hungry when you have intravenous nutrition?

2iix out of ten

no

but iidk iif that wa2 becau2e of that 2hiit or becau2e ii wa2 drugged two the poiint ii doubted iif my hand2 were miine or ju2t delu2iion2.

[deterministpalindrome]

△ What is being a computer like?

a biigger number than the la2t one out of ten

way two fuckiing normal.

ii get that computer2 iin my tiimeliine came from p2iioniic pan2 but there ii2 no fuckiing rea2on gettiing 2hoved iintwo a riig 2hould be that fuckiing ea2y two get u2ed two.

iit’2 horriifyiing two know that iit’d be 2o ea2y two forget how two be a troll and giive iintwo 2eeiing through camera2 and talkiing through text by thiinkiing about iit.