do you remember any pros to being a helmsman?
wow you ju2t got riight two iit diidn’t you
ii don’t even talk about thii2 2hiit wiith my therapii2t
but iif you mu2t know... iimagiine thii2: you’re the galaxy’2 large2t and mo2t powerful 2hiip. you’re re2on2iible for poweriing and naviigatiing iit through 2pace, 2eeiing thiing2 that almo2t no other troll2 get two 2ee iin place2 mo2t troll2 wiill never be. iimagiine beiing the iinternet.
BUT beiing trapped iin a helm2column for thou2and2 of 2weep2 whiile beiing forciibly kept aliive long pa2t my natural liife2pan, wiith biiowiire 2hoved iin place2 nothiing 2hould ever be 2hoved whiile my power ii2 2iiphoned and u2ed two conquer and 2laughter hundred2 of planet2 all ju2t kiinda outweiigh2 tho2e pro2 there.