Dec 21, 2020
parents worst nightmare
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parents worst nightmare
WAIT WHO?!
Luigi comes to visit Peasley, only to be surprised by Peasley's new boyfriend.
Luigi knocks on the castle doors early one morning, nervously fidgeting with his gloves. He hasn't seen Prince Peasley in a long time and doesn't want to be a wreck when he sees him. A tired jester still in his pajamas answers the door, Luigi immediately recognizes this clown. "AAAA!" Dimentio covers his ears, "Isn't it a bit early to scream like a terrified rooster about to be turned into tiny nuggets?..." Luigi starts panicking. "PEASLEY!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?! HELP!!!!" "Hush L-rin~...... That sweet pea is safe." Luigi readies his thunderhand, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!?" "He's still asleep, I woke up before him...~" "ASLEEP?! DOES THAT MEAN YOU KILLED HIM!?" Luigi is definitely scared and Dimentio is too tired for this shit. "Come back later when everyone's awake L-rin..... Goodbye~" "DIMENTI-", the door slams in Luigi's face. Luigi has to get in....
Dimentio crawls back into bed with his beloved. A tired bean is lying in bed, immediately cuddling up to Dimentio's body heat. "Mm....... who was it?....." Dimentio sighs, "Just some yelling bean pole... We can go back to sleep for a bit~" With that, Peasley snuggles with his fool. Dimentio and Peasley have been together for months. He started off as an unwanted guest, but slowly wiggled his way into the Prince's heart. Peasley had fallen for him, slowly changing his heart for the better. "Dim?...." "Yes sweet pea?" "Did the "yelling bean pole" have a mustache?" "Yes, but it doesn't matter~" He strokes Peasley's hair. Peasley sighs, "I forgot I invited Luigi here for tea today...... It was so long ago and I always plan in advance.... can you keep him entertained until I'm ready..." Peasley yawns and rolls over in bed to sit up. "Fine... He wouldn't like it though~" As soon as Dimentio gets out of bed, there's a loud thud coming from window. Someone's breaking in....
"Ooooooh..... Mama Mia that hurt...." Dimentio puts a box around the person who broke in. "Oh?~ And who do we have here?....~ You thought you could break in like a thieving raccoon in the night~ L-Luigi?!" "Wait Luigi!?" Peasley gets up to see Luigi on the floor, clearly scared. "Wh-what are you gonna do to me?! You've already brainwashed Prince Peasley! Are you going to do that to me too?! Where his floro sprout? Did you Nastasia to do this? Why are you even here!?" Peasley sighs, he's honestly a bit embarrassed and disappointed in the situation. "Go in the main hall... Dim and I will explain everything over some tea in a minute." "NO! YOU'RE JUST BRAINWASHED! I'M HERE TO HELP!" Luigi starts to ram into the boxes walls, trying to break free and free Peasley from Dimentio's "evil grasp".
Dimentio, despite having the urge to just blast him to the Underwhere, simply teleports him out of the box and into the hall. Luigi immediately rushes to find some sort of way to help Peasley, he must be under some sort of spell. Who would even spend time with that monster willingly? Should he call Mario? Oh, what's a Weeg to do?! Suddenly, the door opens behind him, the time for planning is over. Dimentio and Peasley come out in some casual clothes. "S-So, you sai-said something about tea?" "Ah yes, I'll brew some while we wait on breakfast! Dimmy, lead Luigi to the dining room please~" Peasley leaves for the kitchen. "W-WAIT! Don't leave me!....."
Dimentio looks at Luigi and sees him flinch. "I won't hurt you, I'm just taking you to the dining room as my love instructed...~" Dimentio grabs Luigi's wrist and basically drags him there, Luigi is panicking. "Wha-What are you going to do to me?...." Dimentio says nothing, he simply seats the man in green in one of the chairs at the table and then sat across from him. Luigi feels like crying, one of the people he's the closest with could have been brainwashed by one of his worst enemies. Peasley comes with a tray with a few tea cups and a tea pot, there's a lot to explain here...
❝ dude, sorry, can’t hang tonight ------ i’ve got a date. ❞ spoken with pride, despite his hair being a mess and a stain on his shirt that’s barely covered up by the faded flannel he has hanging over it. ❝ don’t wait up, i’ll be home late, ❞ he taunts.
╱ @perfectevil
Russel: I'm glad you're stepping out and getting your personality back. You have a lot of years to process.
2D: What do you mean? I'm normal I'm fine.
Russel: You definitely aren't you're going through a lot-
2D: *holds up The Now Now* Could a depressed person make this???
" soooooo ... i've been seeing the way you're looking at 'im. "
ORION'S FINGERS STALL ON THE KEYS, a hiccup in an otherwise mostly-perfect run through scales. seph is gone (again) and shouta is... orion's not sure where shouta is, so their practice time is currently limited to half the band — ie., it has become more of a hangout time than anything else.
he doesn't get to hang with hizashi one-on-one often. it's nice. somehow, it feels easier not to mask around him than around shouta, though he's not sure how much of that is hizashi's easygoing vibe and how much is his stupid dumb idiot crush.
orion and seph blush the same way: ears-first, then cheeks and neck. quickly, he fluffs his hair over his ears in a belated attempt to hide it. it's so tempting just to change the subject. normally, he would. but — but.
❝ i don't think he likes me very much. ❞ a soft chord, absentmindedly riffing off the notes they've been playing around with. somehow, his legs have migrated up onto the bench in front of him; fully scrunched, he still plays. ❝ it's whatever. i don't wanna ruin anything... he hasn't noticed, has he? ❞
"What, lost the charm already?" Estinien's gonna pat the lil bro's head as he teases him. Sorry, Alphy, but if you lost it, all the ghosts are gonna get ya :(
' what ?? no, of course i did not misplace it ! ' to prove it, alphinaud tugged the charm from his pocket. ' see ? this is clearly the work of something deviant. perhaps even stronger than the charm. but how does one fight ghosts ???? do you not see them too !? '
Hey i only just now listened to the full version of this and im fuckin crying about archie rn