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When I ask Taryn what her favorite color is

Taryn: I like

Jules: lesbians

It is getting worse

Taryn: OKAY

: THE GAY PORNO

: HAVE THE BRO

: GET NAKED ON THE TABLE

: AND THE BEE

Steph: omg no stop right there

Taryn: FONDLE HIM WITH HIS PLASTIC FORK

: DO IT

Steph: nO

My friends tho

Steph: YOUR ASS IS FOREVER IN MY MASCULINE GRIP JULES (⊙‿⊙✿)

Taryn: AND MY MASCULINE GRIP

: I MEAN MY THROPING COCK

: AHHAHAHAHAHAH

I leave for fucking 5 minutes

AND NOW THEY JUST KEEP SAYING TREE PUNS

KETCHUP, PIZZA, BAKED TOMATOES, CANDY CANES BUNS, STRAWBERRY CAKE, MASHED POTATOES, CHEWED UP BUBBLE GUM. PUKE IT UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

Taryn after I had feels

HEY NARUKO >:D Are you gonna get it on with Sasuke-kun WINK WONK HONK ;D

How about no.

Taryn: SHINO

: IS GOING TO FUCKING

: USE HIS BUGS

: to FUCK SHIT UP o.o

: Idc if you are madara, obito, or the fucking 10 tails for god sake

: if 3e8432948932093284932843924928 WASPS

: are FLYING AT YOU

: YUH GONNA RUN

Steph: omfg i tried to figure out who korra was for like two seconds

: i was like

: why is sakura black

#helpless-wanderer