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Jules | 21 | October 31 "I hold the universe inside of me and it's not yours to take."

[kim-jisoo]

[mayothompson]

We’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world

[mysharona1987]

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[publicschoolstories]

In 7th grade our teacher made us submit an essay into a competition sponsored by a drug-free campaign. The essay basically had to be about how drugs are bad and our pledge to never do drugs. My friend won first place out of the entire district and the reward was a check for $40 to be used towards college. The check was written so that it couldn’t be redeemed until 2017 (the year we graduated) and my friend just now cashed it. She then proceeded to buy 7 grams of weed with her drug-free essay prize money.

[m1uw]

now that is big dick energy

[anerdysouthernbelle]

@jcstade

[arandomthot]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sm-777]

i don’t get disappointed anymore, I just be like aw again? ok lol

[buzzfeed]

[buzzfeed]

21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up

[mrkevinmchale]

im crying

[notalwaysluminous]

a friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”

[teddylacroix]

I’m shaking from laughter. Yes, this is the right way to start a Friday morning.

[bennyboxx]

I forgot the word fork. I was trying to find the world and explained it as ‘ like a pitchfork’ then immediately realized my mistake

[toshio]

[bardstardish]

for our grade 12 formal a guy asked me to be his partner and i was like ‘ok’ but he told me to not wear heels because he was like 5’4 and it would make him feel bad and i considered it but then i remembered a few years before he was in my maths class and i was struggling with a maths problem because i had been sick earlier that week and he told me if i paid attention or even showed up to class that i would understand it anyway i wore 5 inch sparkly heels and the only thing he said to me was ‘this is because of grade 9 right?’ and i said that it was and i am glad he knew exactly where he went wrong

[animalrates]

[queerist]

I adore this

[talkgentlytome]

this video cured my anxiety, my acne, my life 

[menpale]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Worth it. (via sweatingalready)

[bellamysgriffin]

my cat makes a noise every time i touch her reblog if u agree

[nezclaw]

“Hmm? Oh hello there!”

[tumblunni]

Press Button to Dispense Love

[vanderrwaals]

can she get an oscar just because of this one scene please and thank you

[bob-belcher]

and she wasn’t even nominated! 😤

[avirgoworld]

seeing this really brings tears to my eyes