#helpmedoctordick

[theshortestsniper-blog]

:^) points to king dbag

Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart…

[ THE GREAT KING RETURNS! ]

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗 “Even for a jackass, but I must give credit where credit is due.”

FRIENDSHIP ENEMY LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💔

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔

[thoseblusox]

helpmedoctordick SAID: PIPSQUEAK.

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“...I’ll rememb’a that next time ya stuck on’a roof.”

[pushspacetocontinue]

helpmedoctordick replied to your photo: Just thought I’d give you a more recent picture of...

Oh god what a precious baby!! I hope your head’s okay but oh nooo he looks like my brother in law’s dog. He’s twelve and just a major attention lover. What a cute little angel oh god. ]]

He’s a devil really. A devil in a cute disguise. Don’t worry, my head’s fine. He actually got my eye and while it still hurts a bit (he headbutted me yesterday), it’s not too bad. 

Awww, that’s so cute though. It seems to me most spaniels are just full of energy, and that’s adorable. I hope he’s still like that when he’s twelve.

But thank you, I’m so glad you like him, considering that you wanted to see a pic. =) ))

[pushspacetocontinue]

helpmedoctordick said: 

Can we have pictures of the pup? B’) ]]

((If he ever stays still long enough for me to get a picture. Seriously though, I'll try and get some pictures up soon.))

[theshortestsniper-blog]

:^) asshole

Asshole Ship Meme: Send me “Asshole!” along with two assholes be it romance, bromance or somewhere in between and I’ll tell you who. . .

Insults the other more often: Nico insults Evette far more than Evette insults him. It’s not physically possible for E. to be more insulting than that man.Is so rude they have to be constantly monitored in public: Nico.Uses freezing water as a “Good morning” wake up tactic: Evette because when that bastard finally falls the fuck to sleep he’s hard to stir, so it’s the perfect opportunity for a little revenge via sneaking into his room and BAM—water to the face.Keeps telling shitty puns after being told “For the love of God, stop”: Evette.Is more physically violent: Neither are that violent. They do a lot of shoving though just to piss the other one off.Moves the other person’s stuff around to drive them crazy: Nico.Switches the “Salt” and “Sugar” labels: Nico again because he’s a little shit.Plays loud music while the other is trying to work: Evette—she’ll even sing along in the most annoying voice possible just for him.Calls the other person “Asshole” the most often: Evette calls him asshole all the time while he calls her bitch. It’s a beautiful relationship.

[theshortestsniper-blog]

helpmedoctordick said: "Your room, probably."

"No."

[jarredmedicine]

❣ :)

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he still thinks he's a pisshole but at least he looks nice ]]

[theshortestsniper-blog]

B) Good ol' doctor Nick wants a shipping meme.

Shipping meme: Send me a pairing and I'll tell you...

falls asleep on the couch: Those both snooze on the couch, though on opposite ends. Nico finds it HILARIOUS that he can stretch his legs out and bump her but she cannot return the favor without leaping across the couch at him.

makes friends with the neighbors: Evette. Neighbors often wonder what the fuck is wrong with the pair, but E. would be the one to go meet and greet neighbors.

is the adventurous eater: That I’m not sure with this pair. I see them both, but it’s more of Nico attempting to trick E. into eating something sicknasty.

hogs the covers at night: Nico but that’s okay, Evette’s usually rolled up inside anyway since she uses him for heat.

forgets to do the dishes: Neither. There is no place in their kitchen for dirty dishes.

tries to surprise their partner more often: Evette, but once in a great while Nico gets her good. Either by a genuine show of affection that doesn’t end up with a noogie/some other demeaning thing or by leaping out at her from a blind corner. Evette tries to make the grumpy ass feel wanted and needed with little things: wakes up first to make sure he has coffee, if he’s running back and forth she makes sure his car has gas, little stuff like that.

leaves dirty laundry on the floor: Again neither. Nico is the one to get pissy if there are dirty clothes flung around but Evette is the one who usually ends up doing the laundry.

stays up til 2 AM reading: Nico because he’s a fucking work-a-holic.

sings in the shower: Both but only if they are in a really good mood. Nico is kind of good actually.

takes the selfies: Evette, but sometimes he surprises her by taking her Polaroid and snapping shots.

plans date night: Nico. When he finally manages to break himself from work he can honestly plan a good, relaxing date night for them. The moments are rare because of their schedules, especially his, but Evette and Nico honestly enjoy each other when such a time happens. There’s still endearing jabs at each other however.