In Need Of Serious Help! Trying to find the title of a book.
Okay so I’m sorry that i’m doing a really shitty job of this but I can barely remember any fine details, so I’ll do my best and I hope to god you guys can help me.
The basic premise of the story:
A young man is raised by his divorced mother and an old family friend who are both withces. Mom is basically a white witch/wiccan and the friend is more gray, y’know a little bit of white magic and a little bit of black. Kid’s dad tries to stay in the kid’s life and reveals to him and his mother that he has a new lady in his life. And yep, you guessed it: SHE’S ALSO A WITCH (which Dad has apparently not been able to notice even though he knows about witches). All the while the kid is just going through life and high school and just trying to live normal.
He even joins in a play (I think to impress a girl) which i believe is a Shakespeare play (maybe Hamlet???) and his mother and the family friend use their magic to make it super real. so the show goes good, and for the love of God I cannot remember what happens, I just remember Little Miss Bitch (the girlfriend) comes with a staff made with wood from a tree that grew through the corpse of a child (guessin’ this bitch be sucking Satan’s dilly-dong when she ain’t fuckin’ this kids dad) tryin’ to be a bad bitch. Don’t remember how the fight goes, but she loses.
Anyway, that’s all I have man. NO WAIT! I remember the chick that the kid has a thing for sees his mom in a Halloween parade dressed as a real witch. Okay, now I’m sure I’m done.
IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS EVEN AN INKLING OF WHAT BOOK I’M TALKING ABOUT, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MESSAGE ME WITH WHAT YOU HAVE. I WANT TO BUY THIS BOOK BUT I CAN’T FIND IT AND EVERYDAY I GO WITHOUT THIS BOOK IS BREAKING MY HEART.
