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@yomie-bear

you have to understand I saw this last night when I had to go to sleep and wake up early but I COULDNT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AND I HAD TO DRAW THIS BURST OF INSPIRATION FROM YOUR AMAZING FICLET I LOVE SO MUCH!!!!!! THANK YOU

The ficlet is attached to the long flower post btw

yomie-bear

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHNYFUCKINGGOD!!!!!!!

lesbianswift

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

#enjoy but not my first pick #LOVE!!#sooo yummy #my second pick for dip #I can enjoy them but prefer them stewed #I haven't had a cannoli in ages I should try them again

curiositysavesthecat

If you could restart your life from age 15 with all the knowledge you possessed now, so that you COULD go back and fix all your regrets/mistakes, would you do it?

Yes

No

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digitaldiscipline

GET OUTTA MY WAY, YOU GALLIFREYAN GUMSHOE, I GOT THINGS TO DO.

yomie-bear

I could spare so many ppl, myself included, so much heartache. I'd keep better tabs on my friend, make sure she's still alive. Go after the one I've loved most of my life. Maybe actually go to school for skills to help me in the field I want to actually work in. Spare myself from the agony of tooth decay!! I drink water NOW imagine how different I'd be if I'd been doing it since 15! I wouldn't change the world, I would just be happier, healthier, and so optimistic.

retrogamingblog2

yomie-bear

Pikachu is gay? Or is this not Ash's Pikachu?

lucy-free

death-rebirth-senshi

perniciousprophet

IM SORRY MS. PIGGY, I CANT FIND ANYTHING THAT FITS AND LOOKS GOOD

konoko

cognitohazardous

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANT #5362 HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

nightlifemingus

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

makingtrouble

This is getting notes so let me just say

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

blue0909

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

miketon

lakevida

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

lakevida

your majesty what is upppp

i-fuck-audis

MY FUCKING CAR

jake-clark

meiiiwaku

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

hellsite-hall-of-fame

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

laughconfetti

succubusboyfriend

so i’ve eliminated my phone from the “staying up all night” equation by getting an alarm clock and charging said phone in another room, but this resulted in a second, secret problem of staying up too late drawing because i still had my tablet. i don’t wanna move my tablet to another room as well because i like having a little bit of drawing time before bed so for about a week i was like….. oh i’ll just force myself off at the correct time eventually. one of these days that will happen.

but last night realized i'm never gonna just gain the willpower to curb my bad habits at random, that’s the entire reason i took the phone out of the room, so i just. set my tablet to turn completely greyscale from 12:30am to 8am to prevent me from staying up all night drawing. and guess who actually fucking went to bed the second his tablet turned grey.

succubusboyfriend

moral of the story and a lesson i think everyone can take from this is don’t expect yourself to just get over your bad habits through sheer force of will. it won’t fucking happen. instead make them as annoying as possible to continue. make them completely unsatisfying. sabotage your bad habits.