#helpsthings

[fullmoonysarchived-blog]

tfw pretty much everyone in your Squad™ is a hottie and your pan ass can hardly take it

[scarreddreams]

@helpsthings || X

( sms;; Charlie Weasley ) Charlie, too much firewhiskey? Never party with a dragonhandler, although I guess that technically can be our profession, too. ( sms;; Charlie Weasley ) I am calling you. MISSED CALL. ( sms;; Charlie Weasley ) I am calling you again, I’m worried. MISSED CALL. THEN, FINALLY—–       “Oh, good, you picked up. Tell me where you are and I will come and get you.”

He tried to text back, but his fingers fumbled on the letters, and then they blurred entirely. He gave up after a minute with a laugh, dropping the phone to the floor.

RINGING

He searched for the phone, picking it up and dropping it again when it switched from ringing to chiming a text.

RINGING

Oh good, he could swipe that button. “ ‘M at the pub. You shoul’ join me, Newt. Is funnn.”

[saepulcris]

@helpsthings​

PERCIVAL GRAVES had never considered himself a SMOKER, despite his occasional dabble in the habit. none of his coworkers had known about it, with the exception of president picquery herself, as he had tended to only do so outside of work. but after the...INCIDENT involving grindelwald, sometime between being released from the medical ward and returning to work, it had become a REGULAR habit. a couple breaks SCATTERED throughout his day, none of which actually impacted his work. EVERYONE had noticed, but no one had dared to bring it up.

he wasn’t interested in their OPINIONS on the matter, anyway.

that particular day he had taken more breaks than usual: a certain MAGIZOOLOGIST was visiting macusa — had tina forgotten her lunch again? graves wasn’t surprised — and honestly the mere THOUGHT of all the creatures he kept in that case getting loose was enough to give the director a HEADACHE. so he had grabbed the pack from his coat and SLIPPED OUT of his office, already sticking a cigarette between his lips before he had arrived outside.

[eliotwoah]

⭕️- Favorite Pokemon?

all about meme ; accepting

this is one of the most difficult questions tbh so i’m gonna cheatof the original 151: ninetalessecond gen: umbreonthird gen: mawile (with the introduction of fairy type)fourth gen: luxrayfifth gen: krookodilesixth gen: greninjaseventh gen: salazzleand overall: luxray tbh~ 

[soulofvalor-blog]

@helpsthings liked for penny.

       “---ah, shit.” he’s staring up at the creature in front of him, eyes wide as he takes one very slow step back. he can travel away again, but he’s really curious about where he’s ended up. doesn’t feel like home--- doesn’t feel like earth. not really. he turns his head with caution, hoping not to move too quickly and set the magical beast off, and he clears his throat. “yo, anyone else around here, or is it just me and this--- what the fuck are you?”

[wandwork]

‘ you’re not gentle with me & i would never ask you to be. ’

            Graves traces the BRUISES AND BITE MARKS he’s left on Newt’s skin. suppose someone managed to see Newt without his shirt on, they’d think he’d been attacked or abused--and the latter is almost correct, Graves supposes. he pulls the Englishman close and presses his lips to a bruise, pressing down just a little bit, and he wonders if it hurts Newt. fingers fit into the grooves of Newt’s hips, and he knows there are splotches there as well, red and purple marks of passion and desire--the only time Graves loses control. no, he is not gentle--and Newt would never ask him to be. but he should.        ❛       don’t be RIDICULOUS, Mister Scamander. you can ask anything of me.      ❜      

GRAVE starters lmao // accepting // @helpsthings

[heartveined-blog]

when you’re lurking / getting in to bed and aly hits you with jacob/newt feels. that scene makes me so emotional. every time. their friendship means so much to me.

[dipsomanes-a]

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

salty munday meme | accepting until 11est

[hands @scabrxus my flower] [steps up to podium] [taps mic]

ILLEGIBLE THEMES.

The roleplay community, especially, has this weird habit of combining a very small container theme with small text, low contrast and display fonts up the ass. I don’t get it. I will never get it. I will die, then tell bored twelve-year-olds using a ouija board in 2087 that I do not get it.

I think it’s great that theme-making encourages people to try their hand at being developers. I’m not expecting hobbyists to like, cite the WCAG 2.0 or the §509 compliance standards for me, but there’s common-sense usability to think of, y’all. 

Some users have astigmatism or myopia or both and should not have to highlight, zoom, and hover everywhere just to access important information on your character. 

I’m damn near deciding not to write with people over things like this, y’all. Disabled people use this website. These standards are my job. I’m tired.