#helpsyou

[crowsalvation]

❛ you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. ❜ for damon <3

&. 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 (𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬?) accepting

“A thank you, Damon would’ve worked too, but you’re welcome, Elena.” Damon rolled his eyes at her tone and handed over the backpack of extra clothes Caroline told him to bring since Stefan wasn’t answering for some reason. And, like the gentleman he clearly was, he did it without even thinking twice.

“I have about a million things I’d rather be doing than seeing you too.” It was a lie. Damon will drop almost anything when Elena needed his help, but she didn’t need to know all that.

“Next time, don’t have a fashion emergency. Or at least make sure your favorite Salvatore brother is available beforehand.”

[curseofbreadbear]

DANNY GONZALEZ STARTERS || ALWAYS ACCEPTING! || @helpsyou​

helpsyou asked: “I heard me screaming.” helpy for michael (@helpsyou​)

❝ I think the entire pizzeria did, buddy. ❞

[Michael petted the fun-sized panda, hoping to soothe him; in a restaurant full of monsters, remnants of the past that refused to die and continued to haunt, it was no wonder that the little guy got so scared. Frankly, he was surprised that he wasn't the one freaking out -- deep down, he probably was, although Helpy's reaction almost...comforted him. It made him feel less alone, like he was valid for being terrified.]

❝ Don't worry. It'll be okay; I'll protect us both. ❞

[curseofbreadbear]

DANNY GONZALEZ STARTERS || ALWAYS ACCEPTING! || @helpsyou​

helpsyou asked: “It requires you to dip somebody’s finger in hot glue without them noticing, somehow.” helpy for cassidy (@helpsyou​)

[Without them noticing? That just wouldn't do. Cassidy was all for dipping someone's finger in hot glue, regardless of who they were -- hell, she'd killed people under the assumption that they might be the "purple man," so she was a bit numb to harming others at this point. Besides, it would've been really, really funny to hear the anguished screams of a person who'd just touched hot glue...although it'd be convincing them to do it that'd be the difficult part. Maybe that was what Helpy was getting at -- they'd have to be sneaky about it, hide the patch of glue so they'd be completely clueless. In which case...]

❝ Hmm... ❞ [Cassidy briefly thought it over, but her solutions were rather vague without sight to support them. After all, she couldn't see the target of their little scheme, nor could she spot all of the places where they'd set their hand down without realizing.] ❝ Well...I dunno. Just try putting hot glue...in a place where they'd put their hand down...without looking. And then...they'll never know what hit 'em. ❞ [She giggled devilishly to herself at the thought.]

[curseofbreadbear]

BE MY VALENTINE? || STILL ACCEPTING! || @helpsyou​

helpsyou asked: ❦  helpy for michael (@helpsyou​)

[art cred!]

YES!!!! absolutely !!!!! michael loves his teensy lil robot son!!!! 

i know i already sent this but he'd pull a dad move and get one of those lil cartoonish "you're a rockstar!" valentines that comes with candy, thinking he's so cool and prepared, and he even gets helpy a nifty lil plush or maybe a toy (he'd probably enjoy a rubix cube right?) - and then he realizes ON valentine's day that helpy probably can't eat candy and he's like FUCK. 

but it's all cool , and they spend the day hanging out together with helpy playin at the pizzeria (fuck actually working am i right?) - michael scatters pillows all around the ballpit and the gravitron and shit just in case LMAO. and then they go home and marathon "the immortal and the restless." it's a perfect show to watch on v-day, you can't change my mind

[curseofbreadbear]

MPGIS STARTERS || ALWAYS ACCEPTING! || @helpsyou​

helpsyou asked: ❝ Are you suggesting a-… how do you say… ménage à trois? ❞ helpy for baby (@helpsyou​)

❝ Ménage à...? ❞ 

[Admittedly, Baby had no clue what the teensy panda's babble translated to, but she wasn't about to let that show. "Fake it 'til you make it," as they say. Rather than slip up and reveal her confusion, she sighed and rolled her eyes.]

❝ ...Well, I was suggesting that we work together, so I suppose you could call it that. ❞ [That much was true ( in a deceptive sort of way ); she'd indeed proposed a truce between herself and Michael ( through Helpy ), in a manner reminiscent to her playbook from her old location. Who said she couldn't deceive that gullible bastard again? If she could get through to Helpy, then she could set herself and her father loose, and they would wreak havoc together. He would be so proud! She smiled at the tiny robot, careful not to let any of her sinister mannerisms show.] 

❝ What do you think? I think Michael would be happy if you set me free. ❞

[rascalgator]

@helpsyou stomped: it's the capitalism making them act up. - helpy

"It has to be the damned capitalists. Of course." He has no clue what a capitalist is and is too afraid to ask.

[curseofbreadbear]

UNPROMPTED || ALWAYS ACCEPTING! || @helpsyou​

helpsyou asked: ’ I didn’t have it penciled in on my schedule. ’ helpy for michael (@helpsyou​)

❝ You didn't have-? ❞

[Michael cut himself off; it was likely a pointless endeavor to question the fun-sized panda's schedule, let alone why he was sticking so closely to it. Helpy was his cohort on this mission for many reasons, one of which being his ability to micromanage and adhere to schedules like this -- something which Michael himself...struggled with. He'd accepted this job offer, sure, but he was a bit of a sloppy business owner. If it wasn't for Helpy, this place would be out of business within a couple of days.]

[Regardless, he was going to have to insist on this deviation to schedule. "Fun" might not be penciled in, but this was some of the only free time Michael had before he had to endure the upcoming horrors of the night, and he'd much rather spend it with Helpy than spend it alone. He desperately needed a distraction, no matter what it was.]

❝ Well...just because it isn't on the schedule doesn't mean you can't kick back a little, right? I think we could both use a break. What do you say? ❞

[plushmenace]

“Please don't eat that. It's important.” from helpy (@helpsyou)

@helpsyou

Plushtrap pauses with the ladybug-themed earring midway to his mouth. It had cleverly played dead on the ground for minutes, but Plushtrap was not so easily fooled. It was incredibly resilient to his flyswatter, so Plushtrap planned on crushing it in his endo's jaw.

But now there's a bear animatronic (who he doesn't have to crane his head up to see) telling him...not to? Does this person not know Plushtrap's Job?

In lieu of a written explanation (which would surely allow the dastardly ladybug to escape), Plushtrap opens his stomach hatch and points to the storage canister inside, at the bottom of which is a very thin layer of dead insects, arachnids, and other assorted arthropods. He's emptied it recently, or it would be fuller, but there should be enough in there to get the point across. Hopefully he won't have to pull out the dry erase board, but if he does then he can always have the bear animatronic hold the ladybug.