Koen preened in front of the mirror, putting on the finishing touches to his makeup. A final run of some blue eyeshadow, a tug at his lower lip to check if his teeth were free of lipstick, and a quick glance over his clothes, checking for unnecessary grime.
There was none, so he stood, his grin glowing with teeth, and he made his way out of the public restroom. Just before he left, he grabbed the bat that he’d left leaning against the wall, hoisted it over his shoulder, and changed his manner of walking so that it’ll be a mixture of purely confident, goddamn eye-catching hip sway and the slow, careful approach of someone who was quite willing, and able, to cause pain for any small slight.
Sure, Koen could have shapeshifted into the object of his costume—Could have done it down perfectly, made himself indistinguishable from the real thing, but, well, he did that every other day. That wasn’t special, and this party simply was, because it was for his main man, Joaquin, so he couldn’t dare do something subpar. So he’d gone through the effort of making a costume from cloth and threads instead of keratin and skin, of slinging makeup on himself and tying his normal hair in two pigtails, slathering the ends with paint, and what came out was simply magnificent. Truly, the result of all of the painstaking effort and money that went into this was worth all of the pain.
Koen’s hand met the door of the establishment the party was taking place in, and he had a quick, short breath to fuel his excitement, before he blasted the doors open, bat sitting snugly on his shoulders and what came in was—
Harley Quinn, à la Suicide Squad’s version, but, well, the only differences between that and him was that his hair wasn’t two long, drooping pigtails, but rather two small clumps of his wavy hair tied up by pink and blue hair ties that were, quite literally meant, for little girls. Everything else, however? Has stayed on point. The high heels, the short shorts, the infamous Daddy’s Little Monster shirt, the coat, the bat, the makeup—Oh, he’d done his absolute damnest at replicating it all with merely internet purchases and, well, well, hum-hum, a bit of friendly borrowing from the lovely ladies he’d spent his last few nights with.
Agatha had concealer to positively die for, alright?
Koen, in the costume of Harley Quinn, sauntered into the party and immediately headed for the bar, or the bar-like area, or anywhere where his nose picked up on that telltale musk. Sure, he’d promised to Joaquin that he’d be sober on the whole drug side of the matter, and wouldn’t drink himself into a flaming puddle but—The night was young! He could sober up in time for whatever events Joaquin was going to throw at him, most certainly!
He’d found bright red cups full of beer, blinked at the clichés-ness of this all, before shrugging, and he grabbed one, gulping down the contents like a thirsty man who’s spent the last few days wandering around in goddamn Death Valley.
Koen met a familiar face, just after his face had come out of the beer, and, throwing the empty cup over his shoulder, he made his way to them, slung an arm around their shoulders, and pulled them close. “’Sup, my homie! What I’d miss? Hopefully nothin’ fun--And, oh, I feel like I should say this before someone beats me to it but, get ready for it, c’mon—“ He licked his lips, and then sung,
“The party don’t start ‘till I walk in.”