#hemmolytic

[walter-mckey]

ONCE YOU GET THIS YOU HAVE TO SAY 5 NICE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF PUBLICLY AND THEN SEND THIS TO 10 OF YOUR FAVORITE FOLLOWERS (NOT BACK TO ME, OF COURSE). THINKING GOOD THOUGHTS ABOUT YOURSELF IS HARD BUT IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER SO GIVE IT A GO, FOR THE SAKE OF SPREADING POSITIVITY! (THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE)

i think i'm okay with photoshop

i'm quite patient

i'm amazed at how much i can restrain myself from calling people out (u know this kylah, i rant to u all the time)

i like to think i'm kinda smart

i was a pessimist but recently i'm turning into a realist leaning into optimism so that's nice

[walter-mckey]

dear charo,

bakit di ako crush ng crush ko?

[walter-mckey]

So I was searching your name and your url autocorrected to menopause

I AM SO HAPPY

[walter-mckey]

woah there

[walter-mckey]

so my gifs were used in this buzzfeed article (read the whole thing bc i cant make myself to do it)

oh my

[walter-mckey]

Okay so at work today, there was someone who's only starting his first day so of course we had to introduce ourselves and yada yada yada. So when he came to talk to me, I introduced myself as 'Max' (as I never really introduce myself as Maxine anymore) and he was confused so I told him it was short for Maxine. Then he told me, 'don't you like Maxine? I think that's a good name, it's really feminine'. And idk, he was so full of charisma that I ignored the fact that he made me leave my station so he could take my place. Then when I was about to leave he stopped me then said, 'Leaving already, Maxine?' then I retaliated by asking him if he actually was going to call me Maxine as opposed to everyone calling me Max. He said he will and he finds nothing wrong with it and that he really likes my name. I'm so asdkjfasl. Idek if I'll see him tomorrow :(

[walter-mckey]

i had a feeling independence day is going to be a "bitter" break up song

[walter-mckey]

Michael grinned as he moved forward and carefully started moving his hand along Luke's length again, earning a squeak from the blond. "W-what are you doing?" "I think you can cum twice for me, princess.." Luke wildly shook his head though moaning loudly. This was just too much, they'd never done this before how would Michael expect him to come twice? Desperately Luke tried squirming away from the touch but Michael had a firm grip on him. "I-I don't think it's possible!" "Oh but it is baby."

:O