#hemo.txt

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WTF gay little candle. Name of Count Elabra. My darkner :-)

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I won't be doing artfight this year, but I started putting together references for some of my OCs. Here's Hemo :-)

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Another reference sheet, this one's for my Deltarune OC!

He's a candelabra with a vampire motif :-)

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it is extremely important that astarion is Not Cool. he is Pretending to be cool, and has tricked many of you, but not me. i just Know for every nine times he does a Sick Knife Trick, he will fumble his shit at least Once and then frantically look around to make sure nobody saw. i just Know he would lose an arm wrestle (or any sort of game) with a twelve year old, and then proceed to beef with said twelve year old.

it is so crucial to his character. you must understand that he kind of sucks shit. it is vital.

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pocket's creepy stinky finger

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when i remember i can't survive on a diet of blood and an ominous gothic manor is inattainable in this economy

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fuck horoscopes, what object would you be if you were a darkner

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will never tire of confusing old people. helped a guy check out today who heard me before he saw me and went "oh, sorry. your voice is deep so i thought you were a man" so i helpfully replied "i am :-)" and he suddenly got reeeal quiet. many such cases