#hemopact

[miighted]

"Do you know the f word?"

                A long, generous pause fills the air; Garen can feel himself sweating. 

                “F…. ffff…. fornicate?” 

[lightshielded]

@luxanna-banana replied: PROTECT MY PRINCE 2019

@luxanna-banana replied: Stop letting Noxians into your inbox. Swa.in? Is that you?

‘ vermin are sneaky creatures. i did not let them in. however, i appreciate your support as always. ’

@hemopact replied: a noxian ghostwrote this

‘ i didn’t think noxians could write. ’

@ladybuvelle replied: *presses W a few times*

‘ your music is always soothing. thank you. ’

@whisperscomeonbrokenwings replied: sw.ain vc: no no no my dear anon, if this fool dies, demacia may actually find competent replacement. we certainly can't have that, now can we?

‘ one day you will be competent enough to remember that i do not lead my nation nor am i guaranteed to be granted ascension to the throne come my father’s passing. ’

[noxian-rose]

🔥

LET THE SALT FLOW . | ( ACCEPTING . )  you see i’m a simple woman . if i see someone’s portrayal that i like , then i follow their blog & practically indulge in all of their little headcanon posts & threads . its straightforward until it comes to actually wanting to interact . but now i’m gonna be calling myself out here a lil ‘ because i had a lot of this when it comes to threads . 

if you know you can’t handle handling too many threads , then don’t force yourself to take it out of the sake of politeness . it’s better if you just outright tell someone that ❛ hey i love this idea but i have a lot of threads rn & it’d be too overwhelming to take on another ❜  because well , we all have limits . 

it’s better to just be downright honest about it tbh . it saves some people from panicking about having upset someone else , it saves both parties from going into something that may come to be one-sided because of a lack of effort from someone else , etc . 

[skydarkin]

hemopact replied to your post: someone tl;dr vladimir’s new lore to me i don’t...

discount portrait of dorian grey got pawned fof to darkin ruler by dad. is taken hostage. daddy darkin teaches bloodmagic to twink, tells him go kill dad rn. twink kills bear. ????? fall of darkin. vladditwink eats darkin. much power now vampire. likes paints

noxian-rose replied to your post:someone tl;dr vladimir’s new lore to me i don’t...

tl ; dr vlad is still a vampire who thrives off darkin things ( tm ) because he killed a big bad who was threatening his kingdom & pretty much wandered valoran afterward pretending to also be a big bad while demanding sacrifices to him & lots of death because he seems to apparently ? really ? enjoy that ? . then this pale lady comes to him and asks to join a dank cult party for 3 millenniums while he cackles at the thought of mortals that he hires to paint him .

oic. riot really wants to give me an excuse to interact with you dont they??

[noxianmeme]

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??"

insane puppet attacks puppeteer on set of “the muppets take transylvania” 

[wargod-archive]

@hemopact doesn’t think Arita can top so now I have to kill them

[fxlgurkinesis]

hemopact replied to your post: hemopact replied to your post: ...

YOU’D THINK he’s like this woah cool collected EDGE how SOPHISTICATED but he just ninjaquotes vines at her all the damned time melodramatically i hhate this

YOU TAKE ONE LOOK AT HIM AND THINK HE’D QUOTE SOME-- like OBSCURE POETIC INSULTS, but dlkfkjgsdklfjldsfg he just melodramatically quotes vines im so HHH i love it, she’s 100% done with him every time.

damn watch them, like, somehow be the top 2 students in the one class they share and it’s just rivalry and bickering

[fxlgurkinesis]

❝ A-ha. That is not correct… because according to the encyclopedia of [incoherent noises]. ❞

she feels her eyebrows raise ; not even able to find it in herself to maintain anger in their debate, arms folded across her chest as she stared at the silver haired man. she’s honestly stunned, face slightly slackened. “ that encyclopedia doesn’t even exist.” she finds herself muttering out in awe at how bad of a comeback that was. 

she could feel the eyes of other students around her, staring at their trades of words. they’d been slowly building up; rival groups within the same school, never a moment when either would truly co-exist. “ it doesn’t even exist...i....i can’t believe you just vined me.” she mutters - not sure if she’d won this or not.

/ ` * @hemopact