#hemsie

[loxxxlay]

lmfao here is the tea:

[Tweet: Look I’m not saying I *would* join a cult if the leader looked exactly like Chris Hemsworth, I’m saying I *wouldn’t* join a cult *unless* the leader looked exactly like Chris Hemsworth]

[abiik]

l*gan p*ul thinks he can win in a fight against chris hemsworth

[delos-mio]

Headcanons for saying Hems pls

Now that we’ve established it’s DATING lmao:

-a big pain in the ass, but in such a way that you’re always rolling your eyes and laughing -loves to cook with you-tries to teach you how to do all the fun outdoorsy things he likes, even if you’re fucking terrible at it-can’t help but giggle when you mess up, but always encourages you-always tries to make you laugh with his dumbass jokes (you hate that he always does)-spoils you R O T T E N; you want it and it’s yours-all the rich daddy vibes-loves tucking you close to him under his arm because he’s so fucking big and he likes holding you tight-just like…the worlds biggest tease-he knows he can drive you crazy with just a look and he uses that unfairly to his advantage -has no problem making you wait to the point of you shamelessly begging for him-will fuck you mercilessly on any surface available to him-he admires how independent, funny, and loving you are -you’re the light of his life and he would do literally anything for you

[jaaneymann]

CAN I JUST SAY IM EXCITED FOR HD QUALITY "I AM GROOT" "I AM STEVE ROGERS" GIFS NOW THANKS TO HEMSIE'S INSTA POST

[loxxxlay]

okay im sick of seeing this goddamn ad and wondering, so ima come out and say it. does this not look like chris hemsworth????:

(edit: as @rex-luscus points out, with Bucky's hair lolol)

[abiik]

i cannot deal with how chaotic a father chris hemsworth is

[abiik]

i'm legit screaming.

[softforcevans]

happy birthday chris hemsworth!

love you lots, man. 🎉💛💖