#henryyaps

[kevinpricethebottomisallamerican]

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" ok?? i am columbus? columbus? king of the ocean? columbus???

[henrycreeldefenseclub]

instagram reels user 💔

my parents think tiktok will sell my identity to china

[kevinpricethebottomisallamerican]

i think he might be gay guys. unsure though

[kevinpricethebottomisallamerican]

one of my favorite things in falsettos is when marvin and trina are arguing and someone else says something and they briefly merge into an entity known as The Parents to scathingly put down this idiot who dared suggest a solution

[kevinpricethebottomisallamerican]

I (40-something M) just kicked out my boyfriend (30-something M) for being really fucking bad at chess. AITA?

[kevinpricethebottomisallamerican]

am i the only one freaking the fuck out over this image that john pinto jr (elder church's current actor) just posted. like hello. hes singing his verse for turn it off. andrew and rory are there. HELLO? THERE ARE REAL TEARS OF JOY IN MY EYES?

[kevinpricethebottomisallamerican]

every time i see that video of the disney olaf animatronic falling over i imagine kevin and connor watching and kevin tears up and connors like kevin. hes not real and kevins like NO hes DEAD

[kevinpricethebottomisallamerican]

it intrigues me how you’re not a man. can i fix that.

i mean. im am a man. im just also a girl. but not a woman. and also im neither of those things. and an abstract concept at times. im also the sound of leaves if that helps? hope this clears things up