Ok what if there was Pete’s Delivery Service and it was about a wizard in training named Pete Wentz and he leaves his band Black Cards to find more friendships and he does away on his magic bass with his taking bulldog Hemingway, and he meets Brenden Urie, Spencer Smith, and Dallon Weekes, who offer to let him stay at their apartment, but Pete doesn’t want to be a burden, so in return he says he’ll spread the word about their band Panic! and spends his days passing out flyers and delivering CDs and shirts when one day he crashes into a boy named Patrick with his flying bass, and Patrick is amazed at his bass ability, and takes him to see his friends Andy and Joe, and the four spend time together, but one day Pete misses the first big gig they were going to have, and thinks he let his friends down, and Pete begins to grow depressed and losses his bass ability and stays inside all day, but the members of Panic! say it’s just an artists block and that he’ll get over it, but Pete is slow to believe them, but then sees that on TV Patrick is standing on stage at a concert and is too shocked and embarrassed to sing and the crowd starts making fun of him, so Pete takes him bass and flies over and started playing, and Patrick is like “you came back!” And Pete is like “I won’t fall out on you, boy” and they play and they become an awesome band