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What episode is that last gif from?

it’s from the season 3 trailer. it’s not aired yet.

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Liam reminds me of the kind of parent who would go to the PTA meeting and flip Helens Pan of Betty Crocker brownies.

Nah, he’d try to show her up the next meeting.

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Can Minnow breathe underwater?

Yea, she’s amphibious.

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Have Kraig or Liam ever seen one of “Minnows” wanted posters?

minnow’s wanted? i don’t remember that

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((mod: Heyyyy it’s been a while my cool guys, i’m just here to give an update on my situation. schools been rough and my inspiration for this blog has been shot through the heart with a davekat brand bullet, but that doesn’t mean im going to stop posting to it and answering asks. I’m debating on emptying the askbox (i have 120 something asks), but until then!! i’m going to answer some questions. continued under the cut

thank you all very very much, you can’t understand how much it means to hear all of this. it makes me feel so fuckin guilty for not updating this blog more often jfc i gotta get on that.

thanks! see my issue is that like. i don’t see how wearing feminine clothing in a matriarchy could be a funny thing to trolls? like they could just wear skirts and shit as easily as pants if it wasn’t for earth standards. 

plus fucccing!! eridan is such a pretentious, preeny asshole he would never wear a plaid fucking skirt i mean honestly. plus the idea was made up as a joke for a homestuck calendar a while back so i want to help make it more of a fuck you to gender than someones fucking punchline idk IDK

1. nope! you are good to go. feferi is the tallest troll. because i want her to punchmeinthefaceNEXTQUESTION

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3.i’m so glad! this is why i like diverse headcanons, because then everyone can find themselves.

alright, i’m going to tell you a thing. i’m 17, under age. i legally cannot answer these questions without getting a lot of people in trouble ie everyone who looks at this blog. any more asks about sex or sexy times are gonna be deleted. 

sloppy makeouts are ok, and like. that ask with all the hickies is cool because hickies aren’t explicitly a sex thing, but anything beyond that is going to get us in some shit.

on that note jfc i laughed for five straight minutes about each of these. thank you

well. since i didn’t know how homestuck was going to end i’m going to call this “generic the land”. it’s like the setting of one of those generic post-homestuck-ending end-of-sburb-au’s. so like earth. but also not earth in that there’s a fuck ton of trolls.

ho boy have you met sollux. 

thank you! weiss is my fave too.

well the last ask i was working on was sort of one. though given my penchant for shoving other fandoms into homestuck like a post apocalyptic survivor with a shopping cart in a costco, yes. you will see more.

it’s not that he needs one, it’s that everyone else needs him to have one. do you know how long eridan spends in the bathroom everyday? too fucking long. but it’s worth it, he looks good.

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What is going to happen to the dream bubbles?

Lord English is fighting the ghost army and Alt Calliope is about to do something with the Green Sun.