#herbertxgary

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Herbert: I didn’t drink that much last night.

Klutzy: You were flirting with Gary.

Herbert: So what? He’s my boyfriend.

Klutzy: You asked him if he was single…

Klutzy: And cried when he said he wasn’t.

[herbert-p-bear]

The Reverse AU is Dark and serious and in no way just a glorified excuse to make Herbert and Gary share a milkshake.

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Herbert: *to Gary and Proto* We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the ‘try’ in 'triangle’.

Bob’s Burgers

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Herbert: *singing in the shower* Gary now I know I was wrong I messed up And now you’re gone!

SpongeBob

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Herbert: You really like me? You like my personality?

Gary: I was surprised too