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I don't know what Valentines day is. Happy Valentines. I guess.

THANK U

heretopurify started following you

"Oh great, another one. Again."

heretopurify replied to your post:"Do your services apply to everyone."

"Sure."

IN THE NAME OF THE QUEEN?

"I heard that you-r head explodes due to impurity."

"T-That—…"

She clasps her hands to either side of her head.

"…That’s…true, I suppose. That our heads explode. I-I don’t…know if it’s because of impurity, or not…"

heretopurify replied to your post:NOT EXACTLY REGAL TO FLIP ANYONE OFF. GET A HOLD...

"To be fair, from my views, they haven’t anything else to do in their files."

CHEEKY BASTARD.

Three to be Purified

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I don't have time for this.

"Can I help you?"

COW PUNS

"Quick, there is no time to explain. Shove this bat up your anus."

MY ASSHOLE ISN'T AS LOOSE AS YOUR'S.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE ME A HAND.

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