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shit.. I think bi ._.

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my grandmother just told me that Taylor Swift was Bipolar and that she cant have Harry

maybe she said that cause she likes Harry but idk 

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Day 1- November 26, 2012

Name two of the most significant people in your life and explain why.

1) My Mum- Even though I'm usually mad at her for a lot of things, she's still my mum. She's always been there even if i didnt really need her to be, she supports me financially, she helps me make decisions in life which i cant really make, she raised me up to be who i am right now and im really thankful.

2) Dick/Ikka- I've known this woman since the 2nd grade so we're pretty close. We may not have the 'prefect' friendship but thats the way i like it, it's different from everyone. She makes offensive jokes about me, she calls me a cat, we both have a weird stalking thing, She's soooo good at giving you advice, and i mean she owns a god damn ice cream factory! who wouldn't want to be friends with this dick?

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lol here ya go ikka

Favorite:

1. Band-One Direction and Maroon 5(i can't pick)

2. Singer-Ed Sheeran

3. Movie-The Hangover and Iron man

4. Song-

5. Series-HIMYM

6. Tumblr-i dunno but i like this one a lot--> http://nutella-eating-oreos.tumblr.com/

7. Person-my self

8. Place to travel-maybe Spain

9. TV-character-MAKO FROM THE LEGENDS OF KORRA :)

10. Model-Tyra Banks motha fuka

11. Website-Tumblr and 9gag

Have you ever:

10. Had sex-no cause i have the sex appeal of a god damn pencil

11. Self harmed-.

12. Kissed a stranger-naw

13. Been drunk-yup

14. Smoked-nope

15. Had a crush on a teacher-no,just no

16. Had a crush on someone twice your age-yeah lol lots

17. Kissed someone of the same sex-no

18. Kissed a celebrity-i wish

19. Wished you were on Top Model-hell to the YEAH

This or that:

20. Party night or movie night-movie night

21. Tumblr or facebook-TUMBLR FOR LYF

22. Sports or fashion-sports

23. Black or white-grey

24. Red or blue-blue

25. Milk or water-milk cause i'm a cat

Right now, are you:

26. Happy with your life-sure

27. Unhappy with your life-sure

28. Sad-sure

29. Angry at someone-no

30. Bored-sure

31. Tired-sure

32. Happy with your body-no i look like a chow chow 

33. Happy with your face-yeah

Random:

34. Hottest guy in the world?- Tom Daley?Chris Hemsworth?Adam Levine?One Direction?Simon Cowell?Ryan Higa?etc...?

35. Hottest girl in the world?-Miranda Kerr

36. Favorite thing to drink?-Tea

37. Your life 10 years from now-i dunno i guess i'll be working 

38. When did you lose your virginity?-I'M A FUCKING VIRGIN!

39. When did you drink for the first time?-i dont remember..i think it was 2 years ago

40. When did you smoke for the first time?-no

41. Do you believe in God?-yeah

42. What country do you wanna visit?-England or Spain

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I fell off my chair and spilled water on my cat because im an idiot and now my cat hates me Louis the pussy hates me :(

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trying to watch kingsley right now and i cant laugh cause everyone is so quiet ..im having a really hard time

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watching How I Met Your Mother!

dis be da best shooooowww