Apollo: So, what's your type?
Hermes: Tall, blonde hair, dumb, blue eyes.
Apollo: That kinda sounds like me
Apollo: too bad I'm not a girl
Hermes: Did I mention dumb?
Apollo: Yeah you did.
Hermes: Okay. Just making sure.

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Apollo: So, what's your type?
Hermes: Tall, blonde hair, dumb, blue eyes.
Apollo: That kinda sounds like me
Apollo: too bad I'm not a girl
Hermes: Did I mention dumb?
Apollo: Yeah you did.
Hermes: Okay. Just making sure.
Mood : Eating a tacos while reading a Hermollo fanfiction
Picking Up at Pixie || Hermes & Claude
Hermes was at Pixie per usual. This time he was definitely as Hermes. Mercury had a show last night and he needed to put the persona to rest for a bit. No one wanted an overwerked queen, okay. Plus he had to give the people some sort of mystery and question as to what he would pull out next.
So Hermes was out looking for men, women, trade or anything in between really. He just wanted a good time with a ridiculously attractive person that didn’t make him want to throw up in his mouth when they talked, was that too hard to ask? Well, Pixie helped with the talking bit, why use your mouth for talking when your body could do that for you, and you could use that mouth for better purposes, honey.
So here Hermes was at the bar, scouting the crowd for an attractive stranger when he bumped right into someone who was close behind him. Perfect. His hand came to their shoulder, obviously lingering far longer as he acted like he needed to really steady himself on this person and he looked over at them, “My bad, hun. This crowd gets a little packed.” He smirked briefly, looking the stranger over.
@hellfire-damnation
Do I ship it?
Do I ship Hermollo?
Yes
Favourite dynamic for them: flustered trickster and oblivious narcissist