Let's sit and appreciate all mythologies

All the mythology content is tagged #mythology. Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood fan of mythology! Make yourself comfortable pal, this blog is made to have a good time and a sincere laugh! Don't be afraid to message me, tag me on a post or submit/ask me something, as anon or no, you're welcome! P.S : All the rude, offensive and mean comments/ask/DMs will be deleted, and I'll block + report the person who sent it. Don't wanna be rude, but I don't want anyone who come accross my blog to be triggered by any offensive content.

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Item: horseless chariot

[fishmech]

Paulus Blarticus

[mythologies-and-coffee]

Athena : If you see Ares, Thor and Horus, please give them that face.

Athena : *makes a face*

Athena : They'll know what that means.

/Later/

Hermes : Oh, speaking of her, she wanted me to give you a message

Hermes : *makes a face*

Ares, Thor and Horus, simultaneously : oh no. the neutral face of displeasure

[mythologies-and-coffee]

THor : S[he] be[lie]ve[d]

Ares : He lied....

Horus : Sbeve

Athena : How did you do that with your mouth

[clasassist]

Olympians and their sacred animals

Apollo

Artemis

Poseidon

Hera

Hermes

Hestia

Zeus

Dionysus

[godsofhumanity]

Zeus, drunk: But what if we, like, poured all the ocean water into a cup, cleaned out the bottom, and then poured the water back?

Poseidon, also drunk: I don’t know. That’s a lot of water. We might need two cups.

[mythologies-and-coffee]

Odin : Hey hey Zeus look at this

Zeus, squinting : ... Owo? What's this?

Loki in the background : *demonic screech of delight*

Hermes, tearing up : the mad lads actually did it...

Athena : no seriously, what is an owo

[goodoldfashionedfanboy-deactiva]

Not so friendly reminder that if y’all demons start derailing asexual awareness week with your aphobic exclusionist shit I’m coming for you 👊🏿✊🏽🖕🏻

[mythologies-and-coffee]

Aphrodite is the embrace of a lover as well of the embrace of a friend. She's in the laughters exhanged between bonded ones, strands of hair falling around happy faces. She's the appreciation of one's body, finding beauty instead of flaws. She's Love, love you bear for others and yourself.

Apollo's the warmth of the early risen sun, his glimmer basking the world as if it was just born. He's the satisfaction of seeing a well-polished instrument, finger passing lightly on it's surface. He's hummed songs and poetry drafts, a subtle impulse making it's way to bloom into a new creation.

Artemis is the fresh peace of the night, silver locks cradling the sleeping world like an infant. She's the whispers of the trees and the simple yet complex songs of the Mother. She's long walks in the forest, serene mind finding solace into the silence. She's the fierceness that urges to protect what matters.

Hermes is the repressed, malicious smiles, and fingers pressed against lips to silence a laugh. He's the wind messing with neatly done hair, free as ever. He's the soft feeling of exchanging letters, excitement and happiness building up inside. He's the youthful recklessness and happy grins of one who does not fear the future.

Hephaestus is the spark of both creation and flames. He's an unwavering fire, everlasting and always providing his warmth. He's agile fingers creating new from scratch, giving life to a thought. He's the calm determination of a soul that chose to carve it's own path, continuing to advance no matter what may come.

Ares is burning flames of passion enveloping a brave soul. He's the rapid heartbeat and feeling of adrenaline that comes before facing a new challenge. He's an echoing and powerful laughter, and a clap in the back. He's intense feelings, overwhelming sensations. He's the courage to go against the world.

Athena is a shimmering shield, comforting wings enveloping those who need protection. She's the constant pursuit of knowledge, stacks of books never clearing up. She's feelings and reason altogether, always balanced, never wavering. She's the song of the whispering sea and roaring sky, storm-bearing eyes never leaving their goal.

Dionysus is the strong beat of life running through a body. He's the dizziness after laughing too much, a lively tinge of pink colouring one's cheeks. He's the pulse of strong music and the flow of healthy madness as one gets carried away by his call. He's an exuberant youth, screaming, dancing, singing, free of worldly matters.

[octaiza]

homeless, hungry, type one diabetic

hi guys...i hate doing this, but i am homeless on the streets of des moines-currently in the ghetto. i am scared. i dont know what to do. i am type one diabetic and i havent ate in 2 days and my blood sugars have been running dangerously low. i am literally dying. im scared i dont know what to do. i can compensate with nudes, art, tarot readings, etc. i am so scared. even 1 dollar helps. https://www.paypal.me/kitty992

PLEASE donate if you can.

[octaiza]

[octaiza]

my blood sugar hasnt been able to get higher than 52. :( please donate if possible

[octaiza]

thank you to everybody who has sent something but im still in need of lots of help...i am literally dying in the streets rn...eventually my blood sugar will plummet and i will pass out and not wake back up. PLEASE donate if you can. ANYTHING helps. i WILL compensate you.

[octaiza]

please. i cant afford an ambulance if i pass out in public. i rather be dead because i cant afford any ambulance/hospital fee. if you can donate ANYTHING it would be much appreciated. i WILL compensate you if you message me. please donate if possible.

[octaiza]

i have no food atm please donate, i also need to save up to afford my insulin next month and im halfway to my goal. 75/150. please REBLOG.

[octaiza]

i just had a diabetic seizure yesterday and had to go to the ER. i have a 200 dollar hospital bill. :") PLEASE reblog or donate if possible. im struggling so much.

[octaiza]

please anything helps guys. reblog if anything. love you all. trying to stay positive. ❤

[sugarhighrambling]

Reblog

If your blog is safe not just for the well known members of the LGBT+ community but also for the lesser known ones that do not get as much media attention

For the:

Polysexual

Demi

Pan

Aro

Ace

Non binary

Fluid

And others who are not always brought up and that your blog is a safe place where they are supported

[bendybitchesanonymous]

Remember folks! With Halloween coming up, food dyed black with charcoal can neutralise your medication rendering them inactive and useless! This includes contraceptive pills if you take them within 2 hours (before or after) consuming the charcoal!

[mythologies-and-coffee]

Not feeling the best rn.... Can u guys, gals, and non-binary pals send me a bit of positivity ? :(

[myhoroscopeisdeath]

I got you buddy!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5yryNoQ6GdFz01xYn5HwPz

Here are some songs that I listen to in order to cheer up! Music really helps change my moods, so hopefully these help. I hope you see a cute dog and get to step on a crunchy leaf!

[mythologies-and-coffee]

You're such a sweetie aaaaah 💗💗💗💗 I'll listen to it right away thank youuu!!!

[mythologies-and-coffee]

Another non binary pal here to send you some love!

Y'all non-binary pals have all my love and support!!!! LOVE U TOO

[mythologies-and-coffee]

Are you a harry stan? Ahahahaha. Just asking lol

which Harry??? Harry Potter???? Harry Styles???? HARRY TRUMAN??? i don't stan any of these btw but WHICH HARRY DEAR ANON

[mythologies-and-coffee]

Nonbinary pal here! Love your blog.

Nonbinary pal!! You have all my love 🥰🥰🥰 And thanks, I'll try to keep it updated as much as I can!

[mythologies-and-coffee]

Not feeling the best rn.... Can u guys, gals, and non-binary pals send me a bit of positivity ? :(

[liefplus]

if u weren’t aware of salvation army’s homophobia, its prety hardcore

[michaelstipeofrembemyboyfriend-]

a guy in a salvos truck yelled at me and my gf while we were kissing today so I was thinking of this

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Do you know, when I was in high-school I went to the mall near my house with my girlfriend to do some Christmas shopping.

We were there, sixteen year old me and seventeen year old her, holding hands and window-shopping, minding our own business.

This Salvation Army shitheel gets aggro about it in the middle of the mall and I’m there totally flabbergasted cause like, it’s christmas

Only, 16!Tabi had even less composure than 26!Tabi, so I lost my fucking mind on her.

Thing is: when I’m really angry, I don’t rage, I go all cold and apparently that freaks people out, because I could see my gf backing up and the lady getting tense and then I realized that anger doesn’t solve problems.

So instead, I started wailing.

Picture this: 5’4, tiny, blonde haired high school girl with her little violin on her back and pearls in her ears just as PTA-approved as could be, full on sobbing in the hallway.

Just, sobbing like my dog’s been shot.

Now my gf’s like, “oh fuck” and the lady’s like “oh fuuuuck!” and I’m here, head thrown back, tears down my cheeks and in that shrill, distressed, /loud/ voice, “WHY WOULD YOU B-b-be so MEAN?! It’s CHRISTMAS!”

And the lady’s like “please stop Oh fuck” because now we have a crowd, and this Molly Weasley of a woman putters over, “what’s the matter, dear?”

And mall security’s coming and this bell ringer is looking very uncomfortable so I just look at this matronly ellen-watching suburban housewife lady, eyes wide and wet and my lip wobbling.

“I was, she s-said, s-s-she said I was going to HELL!”

And I burst right back into tears.

Maaaaaaaan, they didn’t even stick around to ask why she’d said it. Soon as I said it, Mall po-po bounced her like a fucking pogo stick.

We get outside and my girlfriend’s like “that is the most Slytherin thing I have ever seen anyone do.”

It was four years before I saw the Army back in that mall.

[bhuttu]

that is beautiful

[100slytherin]

Holiday reminder: don’t let anyone get away with trying to make you feel bad about yourself.

[shinosarna]

They are also violently transphobic, and Salvation Army ran homeless shelter refused to let in Jennifer Gale because she was trans, leading to her freezing to death on the sidewalk right outside it!

So yeah, they’re not just ‘homophobic’, they’re bigoted fucking murderers.

(Wikipedia article on her death conveniently (for SA) omits Salvation Army connection, linking only to expired articles from local newspapers)

SA claims that they didn’t turn her away, and accept all homeless people, except, it’s not like Jennifer Gale was only trans woman refused shelter by Salvation Army, making this denial appear to be worth less than bullshit:

https://thinkprogress.org/salvation-army-refuses-housing-shelter-to-transgender-woman-2660c79b4cd4#.bo53qrxf9

http://www.msnbc.com/way-too-early/transgender-woman-claims-she-was-refused-housing

[moldy-mac-n-cheese]

and to think i was gonna help my aunt with this…

[raivaryn]

Annual reminder not to trust what our SA donations actually support.

There are plenty of other charities who help out the needy this time of year. Support a local food bank or community housing center.

[pastelroswell]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’ve told ppl this but now I have sources

[obaewankenope]

Salvation Army are scum. Judgemental assholes.

[gay-jesus-probably]

And let’s all remember that one twitter thread from a homeless woman in a Salvation Army shelter SPECIFICALLY warning people that the SA is a piece of shit and nobody should donate to them

[gayfeatherfiend]

🎊Tis the season for reminders: Salvation Army is a horrifically conservative as well as plainly ineffective charity that runs more like a business. And actively spreading reasons not to support them helps them wither amd make room for more productive and hollistic charities.

Another great seasonal reminder: Slytherins are awesome 🐍🐍🐍

[wetwareproblem]

It doesn’t run like a business. Businesses have to pay the women who work for them.

[cobraonthecob]

Few months early but if I see Salvation Army in a mile radius of me, I’m walking around with my pride flags

[panflute1087-deactivated2024102]

The Salvation Army will make you divorce/break up with your SO if you’re in a same sex relationship before they will help you