[Ems begins setting the gloves]
"GET OFF OF ME YOU LITTLE TWERP!"
(Basil violently grabs Ems and throws her across the room. Yikes.)
"AND DON'T TOUCH MY FRICKING GLOVES EITHER!"
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[Ems begins setting the gloves]
"GET OFF OF ME YOU LITTLE TWERP!"
(Basil violently grabs Ems and throws her across the room. Yikes.)
"AND DON'T TOUCH MY FRICKING GLOVES EITHER!"
Hero Cafe - Chapter 4
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<<< Check out Chapter 1 << Go back to Chapter 3
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Viperion was running casual rounds, what Chat liked to call pop-up patrol, though he usually added a pun in there somewhere, when his lyre chirped with an incoming call. He rolled across the next flat rooftop, shedding his momentum and coming to a stop. He pressed on the correct yellow diamond on the instrument and weapon to pop up his communicator screen.
"Hey Chat," he said with a smile. "Long time no see." He pressed the tip of his tongue to the back of one fang. Those had been a surprise development when he became an adult, by miraculous standards. He was used to them, but they were fun to press his extra-sensitive snake tongue to. In time, Chat Noir had picked up a set of sharp teeth as well, and Ladybug acquired actual functioning wings.
"Good to see you're back," Chat replied. "Short visit or long one, this time?" He was carrying a box wrapped in the same brown paper as all the gifts he'd been leaving for Marinette.
"A nice long stay." He was glad to be home for the foreseeable future. While he enjoyed traveling and performing, he didn't care for the drama, headaches, and chaos. His mum's boat had more than enough chaos to tide him over for a lifetime. Plus, Marinette, his heart and home, was here. It was no surprise to anyone who knew him that he was more creative, writing loads more music, when he was here.
"Excellent," Chat said with a purr. "That being the case, there's a new place you need to see." His grin was eager and almost as full of joy as he'd seen on the young man Luka knew hid behind that mask.
"Is there, now?" Viperion drawled, suspecting he'd already seen it. But it would harm no one to let Chat Noir think he'd brought him there. It would also provide him more information on the situation.
"Hells to the yeah," Chat replied. "Let's meet up, and I'll show you." He held up the box in one hand. "I have something to drop off anyway."
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"Now before we get there," Chat said, pausing on the edge of a rooftop to give Viperion as serious a look as he'd ever seen on the cat's face. "Are you fortunate enough to be familiar with the angel known as Marinette Dupain-Cheng?" He waved one hand and quickly amended, "No identifiers, just… do you know who she is?"
Viperion grinned. Oh, he knew her all right, and since Chat's civilian self was there when Ladybug gave him the snake miraculous, he knew the other man was aware of who he was and that he knew Marinette. But appearances had to be maintained. "You could say I'm well acquainted with her, and her work."
Chat beamed at him and hopped happily from one foot to the other. "Oh good. She's so invested in the things she does, and you can't really know her if you aren't at least passing familiar with her work."
Viperion nodded. Chat wasn't wrong.
"So…" Chat took a deep breath. "Are you a member of the crushing on Marinette club?"
He squashed the laugh that wanted to erupt out. Melodie tried to warn him, but he thought she was being melodramatic. "There's…" He cleared his throat. "There's a club?"
Hero Cafe - Chapter 2
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Oops? It’s not a one-shot anymore.
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Chat Noir happily bounded over the rooftops, a bulky parcel in his arms as he headed to his new favorite place. It was his night to patrol with Carapace, and he was delighted to get to introduce his long-term hero buddy to Marinette's Hero Cafe. He'd wanted to be the one to escort all of the B-team members, but Ladybug had objected to him patrolling that much. Something about exhaustion consuming her kitty. But she had agreed to some schedule swapping so he could have the absolute joy of inducting most of the B-team to their exclusive club. Chloe was going to love that aspect.
"Okay, dude," Carapace called, keeping pace with Chat and his ungainly package. "I give up. Where are we going and what the heck are you dragging around with you?"
"You'll see. We're nearly there," Chat replied, dropping to the roof of his old college. He patted the brown paper wrapped bolts of cloth. "This is pale pink damask and sage green bamboo jersey that is utterly decadent to touch."
Carapace stared at him for a moment. "D-damask and jersey? Are those fabrics?"
Chat Noir nodded. Didn't everyone know what damask and jersey were?
Hero Cafe - Chapter 3
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<<< See Chapter 1 << Go back to Chapter 2
Marinette scrambled down the stairs, gripping tightly to the railing to avoid crashing in a heap at the bottom. She dashed across the living room and yanked the apartment door open to reveal Luka. His hair was longer and he seemed a little taller than she remembered from their last visit, things she hadn't been able to see in their video chats. It had been too long.
"Luka!" she cheered, raising both arms up in the air.
He chuckled, pulling her into a tight hug. "Oh it's so good to see you, ma Melodie."
Her feet left the floor, and she responded to his exuberance by wrapping her legs around his hips and giggling. "Oh I've missed you so much."
His arms tightened around her and his face nuzzled her neck, tickling her just a little. "This kind of welcome home is only going to encourage me to keep going away because you know I love coming back to this."
"Nooooo," she whined. "That's so mean." She gave him the best kitten eyes she could, something she'd become quite good at thanks to her exposure to Chat Noir.
He let out a slow sigh and loosened his hold, so she did the same. "I could never be that mean to ma Melodie. Not on purpose." He pressed his forehead to hers.
She found her feet touching the floor again. Despite all their joking about it, she knew he hated going away. It was a necessary part of building his audience though, and she wouldn't dream of discouraging it. He'd done a really good job using social media to build a following, but to really make it as a musician, he needed to put himself out there where people could see and meet him, not just hear him. It was a tried and true model, and it was already working for him. His shows in Paris could no longer be held in coffee shops and intimate venues, and he'd sold out the larger bars for his last few solo shows.
"How was this leg of the tour?" she asked, sliding her hands down his arms. She enjoyed the feeling of his beautiful muscles under her palms. "Any needless drama?"
Luka snorted. "I was providing backing guitar for Jagged Stone. That man thrives on drama."
Hero Cafe
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The idea for this was sparked by a recent comment Dawn_on_Fire made on AO3 on the BAMF Marinette story "Snack Chat."
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Marinette looked over everything in the mini refrigerator while Tikki ran down the checklist.
"It looks like you've got everything set, Marinette," her kwami said brightly. "This is such a sweet idea. I'm proud of you for moving past your worries to make this happen."
She closed the door and stood up, gazing proudly at her balcony's new setup. Superhero work was exhausting and took a lot of reserves. A few months back, she'd started bringing a bag of end-of-day breads and pastries whenever she was on patrol or training with any of her teammates. While they'd all appreciated it, Chat Noir had actually gotten tearful in his gratitude. Her partner was far too thin. Sure, his black suit emphasized that, but she'd picked him up enough times to know that it wasn't an illusion. She'd heard enough to know that his home life was garbage, and while she couldn't ask, it was clear he wasn't getting enough to eat.
It had taken far too long to come up with a solution that didn't involve her going out every night to feed her kitty. Lycee had gotten intense and she was stretched too thin as it was; she couldn't afford to give up more sleep if she wanted to keep all her commitments and ensure Paris' safety.
Pitching the plan of creating a superhero rest stop to her parents was easier than she'd expected, though perhaps pointing out Chat Noir's dangerously underweight physique, and likening it to her friend Adrien's, was all it took. Her parents were feeders and caretakers; they couldn't abide underfed children.
Ignoring the laundry and working on the next installment of Hero Cafe. Going to be having a virtual ATLA marathon today, so I can fold laundry and eat then. :)
I really love the Hero Cafe story, do you have any plans to continue it? I'd love to see what happens when Chat Noir actually thanks Marinette, especially with how Stunned she already was about it all when she was Ladybug.
Thank you so much! I’m glad you enjoyed it. I agree this has a LOT of potential for fun.
This was an utterly random story that I threw together with no planning. And as such, I didn’t really plan for sequels or additional chapters. If I were a normal person, we would just have to be content with it as is. I am not normal, so the likelihood of it staying a one-shot, however, is statistically very, very low.
Of my 130 stories on AO3 (holy crap I hadn’t realized I’d written so much), 6 are ATLA and 124 are MLB. Of the ATLA stories, 2 are one-shots. Of the MLB stories, only 11 are one-shots, though many of them started life as one-shots, such as my BAMF Marinette series. I’m not good at one-shots. I’m a serial novelist at heart.
So this is a long-winded way of saying, I can’t guarantee anything, I’m not even going to pretend that I will beat those odds this time ‘round. :)
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