#heron.txt

[wizardeyed]

I actually understand Beardsley's decision to dig a hole in the ground and fuck the dead clown in it a little more now since during the Adventuring Party they said the thought it might like. Counteract Douglas family blood magic . Because /they/ have ritual sex and spill their blood on the ground and it helps power pinus (pine penis) so surely this clown corpse will have the opposite effect. They did not make that train of thought clear even a little bit to the audience, or to HJ, who appeared abruptly seized by coulrophilia

[wizardeyed]

Ally Beardsley is portraying the experience of SSRI's as if informed solely by tertiary sources

[wizardeyed]

This ones extra special

[wizardeyed]

The cultural aversion to wearing a mask in order to ~not look sick~ drives me crazy sometimes. The air is full of wildfire smoke. Every single person I saw on their morning run, their walk, their landscaping job, all unmasked. It hurts to breathe outside the Optics CANNOT be that important

[wizardeyed]

Called the dr's and guess who gets top surgery in three weeks

[wizardeyed]

Does anyone know where I can find corset binders or chest-flattening corsets . The internet is giving me a lot of patterns and here is the thing; I do not have the means to learn this new skill currently, and would absolutely commission someone

[wizardeyed]

GREAT things happening at Michaels, gonna really put my negative 3.94 dollars to work

[wizardeyed]

Had a devastating dream where a ten foot tall faerie princess was fucking me with a double ended dildo, which I think is the hottest thing my brain could come up with, and /in the dream/ my only thought was "yeah this is okay but I wish I was with my partner instead"

Woke up. Realized faerie princess isn't exactly my type, so didn't think that much of it. Went to bed the next night. Had the /same dream/ only it was beck from victorious, who Is much more my type, and had the /same thought/ "yeah this is okay but-"