A Shrike to Your Sharp and Glorious Thorn

Fitz/Cypress : they/he/it : ENFP : 26 : ♋

[orcaking]

Wishing you all a get more hairy and naked summer <3

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[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[theomaru]

HAPPY PRIDE !!!

[wizardeyed]

Called the dr's and guess who gets top surgery in three weeks

[wizardeyed]

Pre op appointments are done! Surgical team also agrees going from consultation to scheduled surgery in less than two months is fuckin wild

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[gr8southernpansy]

[kushblazer666]

[donkeyparalyzed]

Dreamer and his raven

[wizardeyed]

I'm going to kiss 9pm sunset on the mouth

[pangur-and-grim]

huge things are happening right now

[pangur-and-grim]

they are having an orgy, so I will take no further pictures

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, here’s the isopod sex

[kuttithevangu]

The other day a neighbor asked if this toy has a name and I didn’t want to admit that my mother calls it “his carcass”

[valtsv]

i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy

[valtsv]

pro lifer comes back wrong and they're really upset about it because they didn't get a. a. a ch

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

[wizardeyed]

Called the dr's and guess who gets top surgery in three weeks

[drizzly-bear]

even more phm + textposts with stratt (and grace)

[undertheinfluencex1]

there’s nothing casual about the way i feel anything

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe