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CCS RIGHT NOW opened memo on board MORELIKEFANTROLLBS. CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CNA: yø, sup, babes? CCS: oh hey /ook's /ike the gang's a// back together then CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CSE: + Yeah, thank god I remade the memo, right? - CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CHG: Hass it been that long ssince it wass closed? CCS: a coup/e days maybe? CNA: i'd been wøndering what happened tø it, yø. CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CPR: was The oTher one ever closed? CPR: how long ago was ThaT anyways? CCS: who the fuck even knows tuf CSE: + I think we all just went offline eventually. - CSE: + Oh, hey Fifi'. - CCS: what've you guys been up to anyway and by you guys i basica//y just mean ai/ and tuf CHG: I ssupposse everyone'ss been bussy then. CSE: + Wow, thanks. - CCS: oh you're not taking that persona//y are you? CCS: that's adorab/e CPR: oh you know. killing Things. Trying To noT geT dead. CPR: same as always. CHG: I've been doing a bit of ressearch, mosstly. CCS: the frog thing sti//? CHG: Yess, the frog thing sstill. CNA: øh shit, i'm suppøsed tø be bringing thøse test results øver, yø. CCS: we// i guess it is pretty important huh CCS: right zen did you get back to /ovaf okay you were gone when i woke up CNA: øf cøurse, babe. yøu knøw i can handle myself. CCS: yeah a/right just making sure CNA: yø, did yøu take the item back tø yøur cønsørts? CCS: not yet i on/y just got up rea//y CCS: i was going to re/uctant/y head over there /ater CNA: let me knøw høw it gøes, i'm curiøus, yø. ;) CCS: eh they'// probab/y just throw me a handfu/ of boonies and a crump/ed hat or something but you never know cou/d be a /and quest thing CNA: can't gø wrøng trying, babe. CCS: yeah i guess CCS: yo a// you other guys sti// a/ive or just kind of in awed si/ence CPR: nah, sTill here. CPR: jusT fighTing off some imps and shiT. CHG: Ssorry, I'm sstill here. My attention is divided currently, though. CCS: just the usua/ nbd CSE: + No, the silence could be more described as disgust. - CPR: hence The infrequenT commenTs. CSE: + An' I'm followin - CCS: mhmm you keep te//ing yourse/f that hertz CSE: (( I SWEAR TO GOD )) CSE: (( THE ' NEEDS TO BE FURTHER AWAY FROM THE ENTER KEY )) CSE: + An' I'm followin' some paths in my land, that never really works out well though. - CNA: yø, yøu need søme help øver there, hertz, babe? CCS: i rea//y hope you don't run into a bunch of high /eve/ enemies then i'd hate to have to come save you CPR: if you do hiT me up! iIi'll be your knighT. CPR: god iIi am so bored. CSE: + I was talkin' more 'bout the fact that the paths can't stay still for a split fuckin' second, but I'm gonna make it clear that I'll never need your help, Cas'. - CCS: hey /ike i said tuf you can definite/y come on one of my shitty quests CPR: ((fuck, noT god. iIi need a new word for ThaT senTimenT...) CSE: + I'm fine on my own but if anyone wants to drop by I guess I ain't that objected. - CHG: Zennar, did you assk Tufian if we could usse hiss land? CCS: and yeah you say that now hertz CNA: nøt yet, babe. this is the first time i've seen him øn since we talked, yø. CPR: use my land? CCS: just you wait one night you're gonna fuck up so hard you'// have to have your super ta/ented and tota//y badass pa/ he/p you out CSE: + I'm actually genuinely surprised that you haven't fucked up that badly yet. - CSE: + Congratulations to you, for not messin' everythin' up for once. - CCS: hey i can tota//y hand/e myse/f /itera//y a// of the time can't say the same for you CCS: remember that time f/arping when you ran straight into a tripwire CNA: we need a place with clean water, tufie, tø see if we can get these frøgs healthy, yø. CSE: + Hey, that was fuckin' ages ago. - CCS: yeah but i'm not /etting you /ive it down ever so suck it @~uO@ CPR: oh. CPR: yeah dude, LoFaL is fuckin' lush. CPR: clean waTer all over The place. CCS: i don't think i've actua//y been to your p/anet yet except for using the gates CPR: ok, noT all over The place. mosTly only in The non-barren wasTleand areas. CNA: søunds gøød, thanks, babe. CPR: yup. come over whenever. iIi'll Try To keep The porTal imp/orgre/assorTed oTher evil creTin clear. CHG: That sshould really go without ssaying, don't you think? I aim to to keep the frogs alive, not to have them attacked. CSE: + I could bring up a whole lotta thin's that you've fucked up during flarpin'. - CCS: uh huh sure nothing i cou/dn't recover from CNA: yø, i'll just get søme things tøgether and be øver, tufie. CPR: ok cool. iIi'll be here. CPR ceased responding to memo. CNA: shøuld i be flattered that this memø died withøut me, yø? CCS: if you want i was just kind of busy with ogres and imps and shit CCS: but now i'm kinda bored i guess CSE: + Sure, "without you." - CCS: are you a// over on tuf's /and CSE: + I ain't there but the rest are. - CCS: sounds /ike the best p/ace to be right now then mind if i come a/ong zen? CNA: nah we were just abøut tø leave, babe. CCS: dang i'// have to sett/e for beating the shit out of some of these goddamn hordes some more then CNA: we føund a nice spøt tø put the frøgs, yø. want tø støp by ailscy's place instead? CCS: okay sure /owao right CSE: + Are you needin' any help with that, Ail'? - CNA: that's the place, babe. we're øn øur way nøw. CCS: a/right i'// be there soon just gotta finish up over here CHG: You know you're welcome here, Hertzi. Sshould I expect you as well? CSE: + Yeah, sure. - CSE: + I'll be over in a few. - CHG ceased responding to memo.

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Pesterlogs- Ailsca and Hertzi #9

[04:17] -- healingGelsemium [HG] began trolling superbElectromagnetism [SE] at 16:17 --

[04:17] HG: Hello Hertzi.

[04:18] SE: + Oh, hey Ail'. -

[04:18] SE: + What's up? -

[04:19] HG: Are you free to talk?

[04:19] SE: + Yeah, nothin' much is happenin'. -

[04:19] SE: + Is somethin' wrong? -

[04:21] HG: I'm not sure. You were right, Hertzi.

[04:21] SE: + Right 'bout what exactly? -

[04:22] HG: About Zennar. Apparently he is indeed interested in me.

[04:23] SE: + Oh. -

[04:23] SE: + So he asked you out? -

[04:24] HG: Hmm. Not exactly. He skipped that part, actually.

[04:25] SE: + What'd he do, then? -

[04:25] HG: He kissed me.

[04:26] SE: + What. -

[04:26] SE: + He just... kissed you? -

[04:27] HG: Yes, that was my reaction as well.

[04:30] SE: + So you weren't expectin' it or anythin'? -

[04:32] HG: Not at all. We were testing contaminated water, I'm not sure where it came from honestly.

[04:34] SE: + He probably couldn't hold back his feelin's or somethin' like that? -

[04:36] HG: Maybe. I'm not sure what to do now. He assured me he was serious.

[04:37] SE: + Well, don't force yourself into anythin'. -

[04:37] SE: + I mean, you never even considered him as a red interest before I pointed it out, right? -

[04:40] HG: That's true. Though that might be because I have known him for a long time. Back then I never considered anyone as a red interest.

[04:44] SE: + True. But would you consider him now? -

[04:46] HG: We've reached the reason I came to you. I really don't know.

[04:49] SE: + The red quadrant is confusin' an' I don't get anythin'. -

[04:54] HG: Yes it certainly is. I told him I would answer tomorrow, so I suppose I should think about it. Lets see. I do like him and our interests are compatible. We will be spending quite a lot of time together while working on his personal quest, and if I say no that may be interfered with and that will jeopardize the session.

[04:56] SE: + Well, you don't gotta be so technicaly. -

[04:56] SE: + *technical -

[04:56] SE: + I mean, it makes sense to think about it like that but not everythin' is goin' to come down to that. -

[04:56] SE: + Like emotions an' stuff. -

[04:56] SE: + You can't calculate them -

[04:56] SE: + *. -

[04:58] HG: I supose not. I wish I could.

[04:59] SE: + Thin's wou;ld be genuniely easier for everyone then, but unfortunately not. -

[05:01] HG: Do you have an opinion on what I should do?

[05:05] SE: + I'd say whatever makes you the happiest. -

[05:05] SE: + I can't give you much more than that, I mean if Zennar'd make you happy then sure, but if not I advise you not to. -

[05:07] HG: That's a nice sentiment, but I'm afraid it's not very helpful.

[05:08] SE: + I figured it wouldn't be the most helpful, but what I'm sayin' is the first step is to figure out what'd make you happy. -

[05:13] HG: That's quite a large first step. I usually prefer to start out simpler when beginning a process I'm not familiar with.

[05:13] SE: + Well, what's your idea for a first step then? -

[05:14] HG: I don't have one so I suppose yours will have to do.

[05:21] SE: + Well, what do you think so far? -

[05:25] HG: I think I would have preferred that he had waited until we had cured his frogs before he asked me this. It's critical to our session, why would he willingly reveal such a large distraction?

[05:26] SE: + I was wonderin' about that, too. -

[05:26] SE: + I mean, a love distraction always distracts people from the main plot o' thin's, why would he do it now -

[05:26] SE: + *? -

[05:29] HG: That's exactly my point. It'ss really quite irritating and only increases the pressure I was already put under by being given such a task in the firsst place.

[05:31] SE: + If you want I could voulenteer to help Zenny' out for a while 'til you're sorted? I mean, I don't got as much on you about doctorin' an' poisonin' an stuff, but I can try to help if it helps you? -

[05:34] HG: Thank you for the offer, but I think it's something I should do myself. I hope you don't mind.

[05:37] HG: I'm really not sure why Zennar was given that tassk in the firsst place. It's not ssomething he'ss able to do.

[05:38] SE: + I don't mind, I'm just tryin' to help. An' yeah, it don't make much sense. -

[05:39] SE: + I mean, you'd obviously fit the job much better. -

[05:46] HG: Which iss why I was asked, yes. Though I'm not sure what even I can do, to be honest. Whatever those frogs need to be cured of, it's nothing I've ever seen before.

[05:54] SE: + Do you think you can figure it out? -

[05:54] HG: I'm going to have to. I really don't have a choice.

[05:55] SE: + True, for the session to be successful it's goin' to have to work out. -

[05:58] HG: Exactly. I'll figure it out. It can't be an impossible task. I'm just hoping whatever they have isn't fatal. If those frogs start dying then... Well it'ss pretty much the worsst casse scenario.

[06:02] SE: + We'd have to cure them before they start dyin' then, right? -

[06:04] HG: That's right, it gives me a deadline, something I really don't need. For now I'll assume the ailment is chronic rather than terminal.

[06:08] SE: + I can't help much with that, but keep me updated an' all. -

[06:10] HG: I'll be ssure to do that. I'm not assking for advice on the matter, I'm just venting I ssuppose.

[06:10] SE: + Well, go ahead. -

[06:10] SE: + That's what I'm here for. -

[06:10] HG: I already did go ahead, but thank you for the offer.

[06:13] SE: + True. But still, feel free. -

[06:15] HG: Thank you for being available and lending me your time. I think I'll try doing ssome ressearch, ssee if I can't figure ssomething out. I'll talk to you again ssoon.

[06:16] SE: + Okay, good luck. -

[06:16] SE: + Update me an' all. -

[06:16] SE: + Talk to you soon. -

[06:16] -- superbElectromagnetism [SE] gave up trolling healingGelsemium [HG] at 18:16 --

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Pesterlogs- Ailsca and Hertzi #8

[03:02] -- superbElectromagnetism [SE] began trolling healingGelsemium [HG] at 03:02 --

[03:02] SE: + Hey, Ail'. -

[03:02] HG: Hello Hertzi.

[03:03] SE: + I was talkin' to 'Raxo just then, an' we had an interestin' conversation, to say the least. -

[03:03] SE: + It was 'bout your help to her with her love interest. -

[03:04] HG: Oh really? What was the conclusion to this converssation?

[03:04] SE: + That you didn't say anythin' about your own flushed interests when she asked you to your face. -

[03:04] SE: + Several times, accordin' to her. -

[03:05] HG: All sshe asked me was if she was getting in the way of anything. I told her sshe wasn't, which is the truth.

[03:06] SE: + So you wriggled your way outta the question? -

[03:06] SE: + C'mon, you knew what she meant. -

[03:07] HG: Yes, I did. I wasn't obligated to answer her, and yet I still did. I'm not seeing the problem.

[03:09] SE: + The problem is that you lied, an' for no good reason too. -

[03:09] HG: I didn't lie to her, not once.

[03:09] SE: + You avoided the truth. -

[03:10] HG: Which is an entirely different thing.

[03:11] SE: + You avoided the truth when she was askin' for that answer, that's pretty damn close to lyin' Ail'. -

[03:11] HG: Hmm. Maybe.

[03:12] SE: + Why couldn't you just mention it to 'Raxo? -

[03:14] HG: Because I didn't want to get in the way, and from what I can tell that's exactly what telling her would have done.

[03:15] SE: + Wasn't she askin' you so that she wouldn't get in the way of anythin'? -

[03:15] SE: + Both o' you would have gotten in the way of somethin' anyways, an' you're not even completely sure what. -

[03:16] HG: I've already said that there is nothing to get in the way of. Why are you both so sure there is?

[03:17] SE: + It's not that there was somethin' to get in the way of with her, it's just that you thought you would be gettin' in the way with her. -

[03:17] SE: + When she obviously needed your help to get 'im. -

[03:19] HG: It may be obvious to you, but I'm not sure about that. She doesn't need my help, she just thinks she does. If I gave her a placebo I'm not even sure it would make a difference.

[03:20] SE: + An' how can you be so sure o' that? -

[03:22] HG: I'm not. Yet. After the potion wears off, I'm not making another one. If she needed my help, that will be the end of it. If she didn't, then all this did was give her the confidence to make that first step.

[03:27] SE: + An' why didn't you deserve any confidence to make a first step? -

[03:30] HG: I... May. I want to see if this works out first.

[03:30] SE: + So you basically gave her a head start in seein' if he likes her? -

[03:30] SE: + An' a potion. -

[03:31] HG: You could put it like that, yes.

[03:31] SE: + What's the point in puttin' your own feelin's behind others? -

[03:33] HG: I wasn't. You've misunderstood.

[03:35] HG: By doing this I'm testing for competition, I'm putting my feelings first because if I think I have a chance and it's taken, that would be worse than this. You think I'm being selfless but I'm actually acting very selfishly.

[03:37] SE: + I guess I can see what you mean, but you know you could just go an' talk to 'im instead of puttin' in all this useless potion effort an' stuff? -

[03:37] SE: + Well, except for the fact that she's essentially testin' the potion for you. -

[03:38] HG: I suppose. I enjoyed making it though, and I would hate to waste it.

[03:39] SE: + I can see your point there then, but I still think it wouldv'e been better not to lie. -

[03:40] SE: + Or not to "dodge the truth", as you'd prefer to put it. -

[03:41] HG: What other choice did I have? I explained my reassoning there, what other coursse of action sshould I have taken that wouldn't have ruined what I wass trying to do?

[03:42] SE: + I dunno, but your plan was based 'round twistin' the truth, an' that ain't exactly goin' to make people happy. -

[03:44] HG: Unfortunately, in mosst casses, neither doess the truth. It'ss a casse of the lesser of two evilss I think.

[03:52] SE: + The truth ain't an evil, it can just hurt people sometimes. -

[03:55] HG: You don't think that'ss an outcome tht sshould be avoided?

[03:55] HG: ((*that))

[03:58] SE: + Well, 'Raxo wouldn't be hurt knowin' that you liked Artie', right? -

[04:00] HG: Maybe not, but if sshe missess her chance, that may indeed hurt her.

[04:01] SE: + Shouldn't she be takin' her chance on her own, though? -

[04:04] HG: Yess sshe sshould, but it sseemss sshe needed help, and who am I to deny her that?

[04:09] SE: + You don't necessarily gotta help everyone who you could potentially help. -

[04:11] HG: If I have the potential there'ss no reason not to. Bessidess, it'ss what I do.

[04:17] SE: + I guess, but you still gotta think about your own feelin's. -

[04:17] SE: + If Artie' does end up requitin' an' only 'cause you pulled this, how'd you feel? -

[04:18] HG: It wouldn't only be becausse I pulled thiss.

[04:19] SE: + If you hadn't pulled this than maybe Artie'd not have considered her. -

[04:20] HG: ...Do you think that would happen?

[04:26] SE: + ... -

[04:26] SE: + Well, not necissarily. -

[04:26] SE: + I don't know Artie' well. -

[04:27] HG: I ssuposse there'ss no usse in worrying about it. It'ss already done.

[04:32] SE: + ...Yeah, that's true. -

[04:32] SE: + I guess there isn't too much of a point of more discussion until more happens, then. -

[04:33] HG: Sso iss that all you wanted to disscuss?

[04:35] SE: + On this topic, yes. -

[04:35] SE: + I also had a question to ask. -

[04:36] HG: What iss it?

[04:36] SE: + You know Zennar? -

[04:36] SE: + *Zenny'. -

[04:36] SE: + *? -

[04:37] HG: You know I do.

[04:37] SE: + Yeah, I do. -

[04:37] HG: What about him?

[04:37] SE: + Has he done anythin' implyin' red advances or somethin' alike? -

[04:40] HG: Hmm. Not that I've noticed? Why?

[04:41] SE: + Oh, he just said somethin' that made me think he might've. -

[04:41] HG: What did he ssay?

[04:47] SE: + He said somethin' 'bout askin' me if he could ask you out, but we didn't really get to talk 'bout it anymore. -

[04:49] HG: Sso you think he'ss interessted in me?

[04:50] SE: + He asked me out after, and it was kind of a date. But I think that we're just friends, he seemed pretty interested in you though. -

[04:51] HG: You went on a date with Zennar? How did that go?

[04:51] SE: + I dunno? It wasn't really a date. It was just dinner. -

[04:51] SE: + It was nice. -

[04:54] HG: I'm glad you had a good time. That remindss me, I have to vissit hiss land mysself. He'ss assked for my assistance curing the frogss.

[04:58] SE: + He couldn't have asked anyone better for the job. -

[05:02] HG: Thank you for the vote of confidence, but I'm not sso ssure. We'll either have to cure all the frogss individually, or find the ssource of the disseasse. Either method iss going to take a lot of time and according to hiss denizen it'ss essential for completing thiss game. It'ss a lot of pressure, honesstly.

[05:08] SE: + That sounds like an awful lot for two people, even with a medical genius as one o' em. -

[05:08] SE: + If you need any help, feel free to hit me up. -

[05:08] SE: + Or just to get rid of pressure. -

[05:08] SE: + Anythin' that makes it better. -

[05:10] HG: Thank you Hertzi, I'll be ssure to keep that in mind.

[05:15] SE: + Good. -

[05:15] SE: + Is there anythin' you needed to talk about? -

[05:16] HG: Hmm. No, I don't think sso. What about you? Hass there been any new developmentss?

[05:22] SE: + Not that I am aware of. -

[05:22] SE: + It has been getting increasingly quiet in memos. -

[05:22] SE: + The pools is he first real thing to happen that isn't personal drama in a while. -

[05:22] HG: Hopefully that'ss a ssign that everyone hass been bussy.

[05:23] SE: + Yeah, hopefully. An' not busy with individual arguments either. -

[05:33] HG: I haven't noticed too many of thosse. A few, ssure, but mosstly it'ss been fairly tame.

[05:34] SE: + There could be more, sure, but that don't mean that we shouldn't be doin' our best not to conflict as a team. -

[05:36] HG: I think mosst of uss have been doing that already.

[05:37] SE: + We need to put more effort than usual to cooperate, but it seems like some people just like pickin' fights. -

[05:38] HG: Who are you talking about in particular?

[05:39] SE: + The argument that Artie' picked the other day. -

[05:44] HG: Then the fact that it didn't escalate further than it did should be evidence that effort is being made. The effort wass appreciated, by the way.

[05:46] SE: + I can see that it is good that they ain't escalatin', but I think it's better to try an' stop arguments before they begin rather than stoppin' them from escalatin'. -

[05:46] SE: + An' Artie' won't even cooperate with our team either. -

[05:47] HG: Prevention iss often better than the cure, I concede your point. He sseemss to know what he'ss doing though, sso maybe it'ss besst to leave it be?

[05:48] SE: + I'm goin' to have to agree, an' just cause it's Artie'. -

[05:48] SE: + We couldn't make him change his mind even if we tried. -

[05:49] HG: That'ss mosst likely true.

[05:51] SE: + I'll just have to try to keep 'Lilz away from him, they push each other away like two magnets with the same pole. -

[05:53] HG: That sshouldn't be too hard. Delila hassn't opened her firsst portal yet, sso her land iss sstill inaccessible.

[05:56] SE: + Yeah, true. -

[05:56] SE: + I stil need to help her out there. -

[05:56] SE: + She's really lackin' an' it ain't doin' the team any good. -

[05:58] HG: What are you planning to do for her? Sshe doessn't sseem receptive to help. I've done my besst. I've built her hive to the portal and beyond that, and I've kept her ssafe from impss that sstray too closse, but that'ss all I can do.

[05:59] SE: + Well, if I can get her to open the first portal, I can get to her land an' help her out with whatever else she needs. -

[05:59] SE: + The problem is just that she doesn't seem to have any motivation. -

[06:00] HG: Yess, that iss a problem.

[06:01] HG: It'ss too bad the ssgrub interface doessn't allow me to ssimply move her mysself. I might be tempted to ssimply pull her through.

[06:02] SE: + That would be useful in a situation like this. -

[06:02] SE: + But I guess the best we can do is try to motivate her to actually get through it. -

[06:02] HG: Do you have any ideass for that?

[06:02] SE: + None. -

[06:03] HG: Neither.

[06:03] SE: + The only thing she wants to do is go back to Alternia, an' at this point I have heavy doubts that we'll ever get to do that. -

[06:03] HG: Yess, it'ss not looking very likely, iss it?

[06:04] HG: What about you? Do you want to want to go back?

[06:06] HG: ((*want to go back. How did I double two words?))

[06:06] SE: + I can't say the game ain't fucked up, but I'm ot going to spend my time wishfully thinkin' for thin's that ain't gonna happen. -

[06:06] SE: + /(( sssssss )) -

[06:09] HG: That'ss a healthy attitude to have.

[06:13] SE: + Obviously. I don't think we should be focusin' on what we're missin' out on, that's just gonna drag us back. -

[06:15] HG: We already have proof of that with Delila. I'm not completely ssure what sshe'ss complaining about, honesstly.

[06:26] SE: + I'm sure she has her reasons. -

[06:27] SE: + We just gotta... Get her to stop. -

[06:28] HG: Hmm. I'm ssure the resst of uss are doing enough even if we don't.

[06:32] SE: + I guess? -

[06:32] SE: + I still think it's important. -

[06:41] HG: Sshe'ss on the opposite pole, it might be besst to let her be as well.

[06:43] SE: + I'll at least try to get her to open the portal at one point. -

[06:43] SE: + Maybe if she starts she'll be motivated all the way through. -

[06:43] HG: Perhapss. We'll ssee.

[06:46] SE: + I just hope she don't give anyone else a reason to lame her. -

[06:47] SE: (( *blame ))

[06:47] HG: What do you mean?

[06:47] SE: + Apparently, her doin' nothin' is highly annoyin' an' frusteratin'. -

[06:47] SE: + To Artie' at least. -

[06:47] HG: If they haven't taken umbridge already then sshe sshould be alright.

[06:56] SE: + I guess. -

[06:56] SE: + I'm still goin' to see what I can do, though. -

[06:56] SE: + Even though she didn't seem that interested last time. -

[06:56] HG: Let me know how that goess.

[06:57] SE: + I'll make sure to. -

[06:57] HG: Thoug you might not have to, actually. If sshe leavess her land, I'll be the firsst to know anyway.

[06:57] HG: ((*though))

[06:58] SE: + Yeah, that is true. -

[06:58] SE: + I'll still tell you how it goes down. 'Specially if it doesn't end up workin'. -

[06:58] HG: Thank you. I wissh you luck.

[06:59] SE: + Thanks, you too. -

[06:59] -- superbElectromagnetism [SE] gave up trolling healingGelsemium [HG] at 06:59 --

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Pesterlogs- Araxie and Hertzi

[01:08] -- superbElectromagnetism [SE] began trolling xanthicExtripation [XE] at 01:08 --

[01:08] SE: + Hey, 'Raxo. -

[01:08] XE: oh, hi.

[01:08] XE: yeah, what is it?

[01:09] SE: + I heard Ail' was givin' you some help earlier, an' I just gotta ask some thin's or two about it. -

[01:09] SE: + Y'know, to make sure she's happy an' all. -

[01:09] XE: oh.

[01:09] XE: well i ASKED.

[01:09] XE: i've asked more than once.

[01:10] XE: ...is she not?

[01:10] SE: + What did you ask her exactly? -

[01:11] SE: + 'Cause I ain't so sure she would have told the truth there. -

[01:11] XE: well i asked if she liked him.

[01:11] XE: because if she does i'm more then willing to bow out...

[01:11] SE: + An' she said no? -

[01:11] XE: yeah.

[01:11] SE: + ... -

[01:12] SE: + To put it lightly, she was flat out lyin'. -

[01:12] XE: look if yer telling-- oh

[01:12] XE: right.

[01:12] XE: i'll leave it be then.

[01:13] SE: + I'm gonna talk to her 'bout it. -

[01:13] SE: + See what I can do. -

[01:13] XE: no its

[01:13] XE: its fine i ...

[01:13] XE: look, tell her whatever you want.

[01:13] XE: it's just.

[01:13] XE: um.

[01:13] XE: never mind.

[01:14] SE: + Spit out whatever you were sayin', you already nearly said it. -

[01:14] XE: why the hell ken't she just say that to me?

[01:15] SE: + Well, she said her feelin's were desitned to wither an' die, an' that she'd be makin' you an' him happy anyways. -

[01:15] XE: there's no such thing as making art happy.

[01:15] SE: + She just didn't want to stop whatever just needed a small push, apparently. -

[01:15] XE: not like that at least.

[01:15] XE: oh please.

[01:16] SE: + 'Cause you an' her are the only trolls worth talkin' to in Artie's mind an' all. -

[01:16] SE: + Typical. -

[01:17] XE: it's his fucking decision.

[01:17] SE: + But she seems to believe he wouldn't consider her for a second, that's the problem. -

[01:17] XE: if she likes him, go talk to him about it.

[01:17] XE: she should have told me like i said.

[01:17] XE: ugh.

[01:17] XE: it ain't like i've said he speaks fondly o' her or anything.

[01:18] XE: good lord.

[01:18] SE: + Well, she didn't. The only reason you're findin' out 'bout it is 'cause she told me. -

[01:18] XE: well ain't that sweet?

[01:18] XE: neXt time make her tell me herself.

[01:18] SE: + She apparently is completely okay with havin' her own feelin's ignored, but that just ain't healthy. -

[01:18] SE: + Fine, I will. -

[01:18] SE: + It's been absolutely sweet talkin' to you. -

[01:18] -- superbElectromagnetism [SE] gave up trolling xanthicExtripation [XE] at 01:18 --

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LOWAO [LOGS] #2

Memo is now Secret by CHG

Memo is now Invite-Only by CHG

CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CSE: + Hey, Ail'. -

CSE: + I'm here. -

CHG: Hello. Yess, I ssee that.

CHG: Sso what did you bring?

CSE: + I brought mostly guns, my taserkind gun, an' a few shorter range weapons. -

CHG: Excellent. I'm looking forward to sseeing what we can create.

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] takes out what he brought --

CSE: + So, what're you lookin' to alchemise? -

CHG: I ssimply want to try upgrading my current weapon, would you mind if we try everything?

CSE: + Nah, that's cool. -

CSE: + So, are we gettin' started? -

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] looks up from her portable computer. --

CHG: One ssecond, actually.

CHG: I'm expecting another guesst.

CSE: + Another guest? -

CSE: + Who's it gonna be? -

CHG: Araxie. Sshe offered to bring ssome thingss over for me.

CSE: + Well, okay. -

CSE: + At least it ain't someone like Cas'. -

CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] arrives after a few more minutes, a large net of bound and gagged monkeys slung over a shoulder. --

CHG: There you are. Hello Araxie.

CXE: hey there.

CSE: + Woah, hey -

CSE: (( shit ))

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] drops the net gratefully. --

CSE: + *Woah, hey 'Raxo. -

CXE: hello.

CXE: alright, ten monkeys.

CHG: Thank you. That'ss a large net, you didn't have trouble?

CSE: + An' why exactly do you need these monkeys? -

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] raises an eyebrow at Ail'. --

CXE: actually, i offered to let her take a look.

CHG: Nothing in particular at the moment, other than curiosity, but it can't hurt. You already know how hard it is to obtain any of my own. If nothing elsse, we can tesst the ressults of todayss effortss on them.

CSE: + Damn, that's gonna be interestin'. -

CXE: that could work!

CHG: Would you like to sstay, Araxie? We're going to be working on alchemizing new weaponss.

CXE: OH.

CXE: yes, i'd love to!

CSE: + I brought a ton o' mine over to test with Ail's scalpel. -

CHG: Then we sshould begin. What sshould we combine firsst?

CXE: *haha wow these monkeys are just going to sit there aren't they*

CXE: *awesome*

CSE: + Why not the simple stuff, how 'bout the pistol? -

CHG: *they're not going anywhere, why not?*

CHG: That workss.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] stands back to watch. --

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] picks up the pistol, then --

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] puts the codes for the scalpel and the pistol into the alchemiter. Out comes... the same pistol? --

CXE: ....

CXE: that was anticlimatic.

CHG: We might as well try it. Could you line up a monkey for me Araxie?

CXE: yep.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] reaches into the bag and retrieves a very horrified looking monkey. --

CHG: Hertzi, you're a better sshot. Here.

CSE: + Ail', are you wantin' to test it or would you rather me do the aimin' stuff? -

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] passes Hertzi the pistol. --

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] takes it, that answers the question. --

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] aims at the monkey, he's confident in his aim. He shoots, expecting it to just be a bullet that shoots the monkey, except it's a fucking scalpel that hits it in the chest. --

CHG: That'ss interessting.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] winces as the monkey starts to reak havoc on her ears. fins? shit, do seadwellers have like, different hearing? gdi hussie. --

CHG: I don't think I will have a usse for that. What'ss next?

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] puts it down --

CSE: + Okay, how 'bout the dagger then? -

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] picks up the dagger --

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] combines the scalpel and dagger to create what seems to be a regular scalpel with the handle of the dagger. --

CXE: ....????????

CXE: that doesn't look particularly useful either.

CSE: + It kinda just looks like a fancier alternative. -

CHG: No it doessn't. I don't think we need to tesst this. On to the next thing then.

CSE: + Tranq' then. -

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] hands Ail' the tranq. --

CXE: mhmmm.

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] combines the two. This creates what seems to be a regular scalpel. --

CSE: + Want to try it? -

CHG: Hmm. I wass expecting ssomething from that. Yess, I think I sshould.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] produces another monkey. --

CSE: + Do I gotta hold the thin' still? -

CHG: That would be helpful, yess.

CXE: i ken hold it.

CXE: *she is holding it rather still already*

CSE: + Well, if you insist that's cool. -

CHG: Thank you.

CXE: you ken take notes for ailsca.

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] takes the new scalpel and makes an incision. However, instead of showing signs of pain, it stops struggling. --

CXE: mmmm.

CXE: THAT'S useful.

CSE: + Yeah, that looks hella useful compared to the other stuff. -

CHG: Yess, I agree. I think we've found ssomething I can keep.

CHG: That'ss no reasson to stop, though. I would like to try your taser, Hertzi.

CSE: + Sure, we can do that. -

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] hands Ail' the taser. --

CXE: ....

CXE: this is going to be interesting....

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] combines the two to produce an electric scalpel. It's pretty much a laser. --

CHG: Oh, I know what thiss iss.

CXE: ????

CXE: you do?

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] doesn't. --

CSE: + Some doctor thin', right? -

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] half does/ --

CSE: + *. )) -

CHG: I'll sshow you. Can I have another monkey, pleasse?

CXE: o' course. here.

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] stands a step away from the monkey to demonstrate the range, and adjusts the settings to their highest settings. She aims it at the monkey and pretty much just slices it's hand off. --

CHG: Notice how the wound iss cauterized while the insission iss being made. Thiss minimizess bleeding.

CSE: + Woah, damn. -

CSE: + That's also useful. -

CXE ceased responding to memo.

CHG: Yess it iss. I'm keeping thiss.

CHG: Oh, did Araxie leave?

CSE: + Yeah, it seems like it? -

CHG: Anyway, I think that sshould do it. And I sstill have nine monkeys, that'ss more than I wass expecting to be left with.

CHG: Thank you for helping me Hertzi.

CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CXE: hmmm.

CSE: + Always welcome, Ail'. -

CHG: Oh, you didn't leave. I'm not ssure why I thought that.

CXE: huh?

CXE: no.

CSE: + Wow, weird. -

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] passes Hertzi the scalpel gun. --

CHG: Here, I'm not ssure what it can be ussed for, but it sshouldn't go to wasste.

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] takes it --

CSE: + I'll see if I can find a use. -

CSE: + I think I'd find one better than you probably could, anyways. -

CHG: That'ss why I gave it to you.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] curiously nudges the sack of monkeys with her foot. --

CXE: well, what arr you going to do with the rest o' these?

CHG: One of them I'll dissect for the ssake of ssimple curiossity. I'll find a usse for the resst of them, they won't go to wasste.

CXE: oh, it's okay if you waste them.

CXE: erally.

CXE: really******

CHG: I would really rather not, even if you hadn't gone to the trouble of collecting them for me.

CXE: :I

CXE: ok.

CXE: they're a bunch o' useless hot bags o' air...

CXE: whoops, bags o' hot air))

CXE: i can brain))

CHG: They aren't usseless, we've already found ussess for ssome of them.

CXE: heh, fair.

CSE: + Testin' shit on an' dissectin'. -

CHG: Exactly.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] shrugs. --

CXE: alright.

CHG: Did either of you want to usse the alchemiter while we're at it?

CXE: hertzi, how would you feel if i tried to make a saber with a built in gun in the handle?

CXE: ....hmm, i might wanna try and make it shoot my needles though....hmmm.

CSE: + If you need any help with that, I can probably provide it. Use what you want. -

CSE: + I've been plannin' on throwin' together my rifle an' my taser though, I wanna see if it can make anythin' goof. -

CSE: + *good -

CSE: (( i goofed up ))

CXE: go for it.

CXE: i ken wait.

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] picks up the rifle an' the taser, an' does the alchemizing thing. --

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] creates something that looks p much the same as the rifle, except the front looks a bit different. Definitely doesn't shoot bullets. --

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] holds it up --

CSE: + Ail', do you mind if I test this out on one o' the monkeys? -

CHG: Go ahead.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] decides to wander about the lab. --

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] shoots it, and it shoots fuckin' electricity. --

CHG: Impressive.

CXE: !!!

CSE: + Hell fuckin' yes. -

CXE: well.

CXE: that's uh.

CXE: imposing.

CSE: + Thanks. -

CXE: hehehe.

CXE: well.

CXE: i guess i should just leave you to it then?

CXE: i guess she just makes that gunblade and leaves?))

CXE ceased responding to memo.

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LOWAO [LOGS] #1

CHG RIGHT NOW opened memo on board YO BABE.

CHG: It'ss just uss then?

CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CNA: sø far.

CNA: yø raxy!

CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CXE: yer here!

CXE: hi!

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] swiftly pockets her potion. --

CHG: Hello Zennar.

CXE: capchas*))

CXE: :D

CHG: Oh, and Tufian too. I wassn't expecting you.

CHG: Hello.

CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CPR: hiya guys! whaT are we Talking abouT?

CXE: oh, great.

CNA: yø this is great.

CXE: it's good to actually SEE everyone!

CNA: i hear yøu there, babe.

CHG: It iss good, issn't it?

CXE: yeah, that's why i said it.

CXE: hehe.

CPR: man, iT's kinda weird To acTually see people again.

CPR: insTead of jusT TexT all The Time.

CHG: Haven't you had many visitorss, Tufian?

CPR: iIi meanT so many people aT The same Time...

CPR: jeez, iT's all semanTics wiTh you guys.

CHG: I wass just clarifying.

CNA: yø, it's just like back beføre we entered the game, tufie.

CXE: pick up yer game, i know yer capable o' keeping up.

CNA: nø need tø get sø høstile, raxy.

CPR: nah iT's cool. you know how hard iT is for seadwellers To conTain Their murder-y insTincTs.

CXE: arr you trying to tell me something there, tuf?

CPR: no?

CXE: mhmmm.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] 's eyes gleam maliciously. --

CNA: yø, guys!

CNA: this is ailsca's place, take it sømewhere else.

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] thinks back on what he said to try and find the apparent hidden meaning. --

CPR: righT, sorry. we'll keep iT under conTrol.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] smirks. --

CXE: oh, i don't know. it might prove too hard for a seadweller like me.

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] glances between the two trolls with a frown. --

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] grins infuriatingly before turning to the other trolls. --

CPR: so, whaT were you guys up To before The parTy crash Thing happened?

CNA: prøbably having intense girly discussiøns, yø.

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] waggles his eyebrows. --

CXE: yeah, it was so feminine. and talkative.

CPR: oh?

CXE: eXtremely.

CPR: ThaT sounds less Than inTeresTing, noT gonna lie. buT whaT ever floaTs your boaT.

CHG: It wass interessting, actually, but tasstess differ.

CXE: heheh.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] blushes subtly. --

CNA: did it have sømething tø dø with my løve pøtiøn, babe?

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] winks at Araxie. --

CPR: your whaT?

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] glances between trolls. --

CNA: i make løve pøtiøns, yø.

CNA: yøu want tø buy øne, pal?

CPR: nah iIi'm good. iIi jusT didn'T Think Raxie would be inTeresTed.

CPR: NOT a jab.

CPR: jusT a Thing.

CXE: wh--

CXE: why did you tell HIM o' all people!?!?!?

CHG: He guessed.

CNA: yeah, øne can ønly wønder whø raxy cøuld be trying tø seduce, yø. ;)

CPR: curiouser and curiouser...

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] fumes --

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] winks at her again. --

CXE: you ken just say it ain't going to work, we all KNOW that.

CXE: potion OR none.

CNA: øf cøurse it's gøing tø wørk, yø.

CNA: the pøtiøn, i mean.

CHG: I'm ssure I made it correctly.

CNA: and raxy i'm nøt sure what yøu're talking abøut, babe.

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] has to bit the inside of his cheek to keep a straight face. He is only mostly sucessful. --

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] is clearly flustered and not appreciative of this line of conversation --

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] is looking a bit smug. --

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] shoots him a withering glare --

CXE: well.

CXE: i suppose i should get going then.

CHG: You're leaving sso ssoon?

CNA: yø rax.

CNA: gøød luck, babe.

CPR: no waiT, come on. we never hang ouT in a group any more.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] looks down her nose at zen --

CPR: iIi promise To keep my dickish commenTs To my self.

CPR: iIi won'T even laugh iIi promise.

CXE: oh god, don't you start acting ridiculous too!

CPR: yeah you're righT. ThaT would never have happened.

CNA: and døn't førget i'll still be here if it døesn't wørk øut, yø. ;)

CPR: worTh a shoT Though.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] actually utters an audible "ugh" --

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] makes to link elbows with ailsca. --

CXE: you haven't given me the tour.

CHG: Oh, yess. I can do that.

CNA: yeah ailscy, yøu have tø shøw us arøund this maze øf mirrørs, yø.

CHG: You really want to ssee the mirrorss? They aren't very interessting.

CPR: sure They are. They leT you look aT your self.

CXE: yer kidding. they're sure to be more interesting then a load o' canyons.

CPR: over and over and over and over.

CXE: ....and he calls ME vain.

CPR: you know, iT's acTually a biT creepy.

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] rolls his eyes. --

CNA: døn't take everything sø literally, yø.

CNA: i just want tø see yøur place, ailscy.

CHG: If you want to ssee the mirrorss all you have to do iss look around. I'd sshow you the conssort village but we might causse a panic there. Sso it would have to be my place.

CNA: yø, that's perfect babe.

CXE: ...panic?

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] is not aware of the experiments --

CHG: They noticed that whenever any of them follow me they don't come back. They were bound to grow wisse eventually.

CXE: ..../OH/.

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] blinks at her a couple times, a bit apalled. --

CNA: whøa, that's harsh, babe.

CPR: aren'T They supposed To you know... look up To you as some prophecised hero?

CXE: well to heal them she's got to know how they actually die.

CXE: it works, just in a more sinister manner than you pansies arr used to.

CHG: They were quite eager to help at firsst, yess. It wass very usseful.

CNA: i didn't say i didn't like it, yø. ;)

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] mutters under his breath "being compassionate doesn't make you a pansy..." --

CHG: Sso anyway, you wanted to ssee my place. Follow me then.

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] mumbles about sinister troll ladies being hot. --

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] follows ailsca briskly. --

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] follows them all, watching their merry band's reflection as they walk. --

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] looks troubled. --

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] leads the way to her hive, and shows them into her lab because that's obviously the most interesting place. It's mostly neat and organized, and contains about what you'd expect. There is also a row of beds along one wall, as well as a paralyzed consort and an immobile imp. --

CHG: I'm ssorry, I would clean thosse up but I'm using them right now.

CXE: oooh.

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] examines the lab tables interestedly. --

CHG: Anyway, thiss iss my worksspace.

CNA: i like it, sweetheart!

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] glances around the room, trying not to look at the consort for too long. --

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation, [CXE,] however, goes to prod the consort like the dick she is. --

CPR: iT's nice.

CPR: very home-y

CXE: hehehe.

CHG: Thank you, I do my best to keep everything in order.

CHG: Why are you poking that?

CXE: just look at the horror in his eyes.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] snickers --

CNA: yøu'll have tø shøw me the results øf yøur experiments søme time, ailscy.

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] bites his lip and destracts himself with the shiney instruments. --

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] taps tufie on the shoulder. --

CNA: yøu døing økay, pal?

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] decides she's sick of poking the consort and goes to examine the imp. --

CHG: Actually, I have ssomething Zennar.

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] takes a bottle from the sshelf and handss it to him. --

CHG: ((Dammit I quirked))

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] takes the bottle with a questioning look. --

CPR: hmmm? yeah fine.

CPR: liTTle disTurbed. buT hey, goTTa do whaT you goTTa do, righT?

CHG: It'ss probably not anything you're all that interessted, but I developed a poisson from the ssilver nitrate in the mirrorss.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] glances up --

CXE: no shit?

CNA: høt damn, that's awesøme, yø!

CXE: yer gonna have to tell art about that, he'd be interested.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] goes back to the imp --

CPR: you're making poison? iIi ThoughT you were Trying To figure ouT whaT was

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] trails off with an "eh, whatever." --

CHG: I told him a while ago. He ssaid he would come to pick up a ssample ssometime, but didn't sspecify when.

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] finishes examining the poison, and returns it to Ailsca. --

CHG: What did you think I wass doing? I do lotss of thingss.

CXE: hehehe, he probably already has.

CHG: I don't think sso, he ssaid he'd leave a thank you note, and I haven't found one.

CHG: You can keep that if you'd like, Zennar.

CXE: how like him.

CNA: thanks, babe.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] leans against the wall. --

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] captchas the bottle. --

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] lets his curiosity get the best of him. He goes over to investigate the consort. He pokes it, makes a face and pokes a few more times. --

CPR: whaT'd you do To iT?

CXE: told it about you, i'm sure.

CXE: now it's frozen with disgust.

CHG: I injected it with poisson from one of the impss, that imp there actually. It'ss currently producing antibodiess which I can usse to create an antivenom.

CPR: oh.

CPR: ThaT's acTually preTTy cool.

CNA: that's brilliant, yø.

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] bites back a retort for Araxie. Not the place, not the place, not the place... --

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] glances between ailsca and zennar --

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] glances pointedly at tufian, hoping to get his opinion on the two --

CHG: Thank you. Jusst let me know if you need any, though I ssugesst not being bitten in the firsst place, of coursse.

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] glances back at Araxie, waggles his eyebrows. --

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] shrugs. --

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] gives zennar a thumbs up --

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] chuckles. --

CNA: alright, i better get back tø my øwn lab, yø.

CXE: so soon?

CNA: the plants aren't gøing tø cure themselves.

CXE: oh.

CHG: Did you want me to come and take a look?

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] nods a bunch --

CXE: *come on zen come on*

CNA: i cøuld stick arøund a little lønger since yøu seem sø sad tø see me gø, raxy. ;)

CXE: *NO YOU IDIOT*

CNA: *yøu can't cøntrøl the zen, yø*

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] stares very pointedly at ailsca --

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] shrugs Araxie's hints off. --

CXE: *they arrn't even hints you just need to try you moron!*

CNA: *my attempts are private, yø*

CNA: *besides i've gøt my eye øn øther trølls*

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] withdraws abruptly and unexpectedly from his romantic pursuits --

CNA: *um what*

CNA: yø, løøks like it's time før me tø take my leave.

CNA: thanks før yøur høspitality, ailscy, babe.

CHG: Anytime. Jusst let me know if you need my help at all.

CNA: yøu knøw it, babe.

CHG: Will you find your way back to the portal alright?

CNA: yeah i'll be fine, yø.

CNA: yøu knøw i can handle myself. ;)

-- CURRENT naughtyAlchemist [CNA] departs. --

CXE: ....

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] is confused --

CPR: whoa whaT jusT happened?

CXE: i....have no idea.

-- CURRENT psychosomaticRapscallion [CPR] was destracted by the consort and imp for that entire conversation. --

CHG: Zennar had to leave apparently.

CPR: oh.

CXE: ...i really need to keep better track o' what's going on.

CHG: What do you feel you need to keep better track of?

CXE: uh, nothing.

CXE: hehe!

CHG: Alright, if you ssay so.

CXE: so what else is there to see?

CHG: There issn't really a lot. I'm ssorry my hive issn't very interessting. My planet as well.

CXE: well, still.

CXE: it's good to see yer work!

CHG: Do you think I could ssee your land ssometime?

CXE: er.

CXE: hmm....

CXE: maybe?

CHG: Then I will potentially look forward to it. I've realissed that I haven't actually left my own yet. I think I sshould probably do that at ssome point.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] glances at tufian --

CXE: i'm sure tuf wouldn't have a problem.

CPR: you could ToTally come To LoLaF!

CPR: There's sTuff all over The place There.

CPR: also loTs of less senTienT Things To expiramenT on...

CPR: whaT wiTh The whole jungle Thing.

CHG: Your land has both flora and fauna? I'll definitely find time to vissit then.

CPR: can we Try and noT poison any of my consorTs Though? They mighT be dumb and annoying as fuck buT iIi kinda like being Their hero...

CHG: Don't worry, I'll leave them alone.

CPR: cool.

CPR: Then come over any Time!

CXE ceased responding to memo.

CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CSE: + Hey, Ail'. -

CSE: + I'm here. -

CHG: Hello. Yess, I ssee that.

CHG: Sso what did you bring?

CSE: + I brought mostly guns, my taserkind gun, an' a few shorter range weapons. -

CHG: Excellent. I'm looking forward to sseeing what we can create.

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] takes out what he brought --

CSE: + So, what're you lookin' to alchemise? -

CHG: I ssimply want to try upgrading my current weapon, would you mind if we try everything?

CSE: + Nah, that's cool. -

CSE: + So, are we gettin' started? -

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] looks up from her portable computer. --

CHG: One ssecond, actually.

CHG: I'm expecting another guesst.

CSE: + Another guest? -

CSE: + Who's it gonna be? -

CHG: Araxie. Sshe offered to bring ssome thingss over for me.

CSE: + Well, okay. -

CSE: + At least it ain't someone like Cas'. -

CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] arrives after a few more minutes, a large net of bound and gagged monkeys slung over a shoulder. --

CHG: There you are. Hello Araxie.

CXE: hey there.

CSE: + Woah, hey -

CSE: (( shit ))

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] drops the net gratefully. --

CSE: + *Woah, hey 'Raxo. -

CXE: hello.

CXE: alright, ten monkeys.

CHG: Thank you. That'ss a large net, you didn't have trouble?

CSE: + An' why exactly do you need these monkeys? -

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] raises an eyebrow at Ail'. --

CXE: actually, i offered to let her take a look.

CHG: Nothing in particular at the moment, other than curiosity, but it can't hurt. You already know how hard it is to obtain any of my own. If nothing elsse, we can tesst the ressults of todayss effortss on them.

CSE: + Damn, that's gonna be interestin'. -

CXE: that could work!

CHG: Would you like to sstay, Araxie? We're going to be working on alchemizing new weaponss.

CXE: OH.

CXE: yes, i'd love to!

CSE: + I brought a ton o' mine over to test with Ail's scalpel. -

CHG: Then we sshould begin. What sshould we combine firsst?

CXE: *haha wow these monkeys are just going to sit there aren't they*

CXE: *awesome*

CSE: + Why not the simple stuff, how 'bout the pistol? -

CHG: *they're not going anywhere, why not?*

CHG: That workss.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] stands back to watch. --

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] picks up the pistol, then --

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] puts the codes for the scalpel and the pistol into the alchemiter. Out comes... the same pistol? --

CXE: ....

CXE: that was anticlimatic.

CHG: We might as well try it. Could you line up a monkey for me Araxie?

CXE: yep.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] reaches into the bag and retrieves a very horrified looking monkey. --

CHG: Hertzi, you're a better sshot. Here.

CSE: + Ail', are you wantin' to test it or would you rather me do the aimin' stuff? -

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] passes Hertzi the pistol. --

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] takes it, that answers the question. --

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] aims at the monkey, he's confident in his aim. He shoots, expecting it to just be a bullet that shoots the monkey, except it's a fucking scalpel that hits it in the chest. --

CHG: That'ss interessting.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] winces as the monkey starts to reak havoc on her ears. fins? shit, do seadwellers have like, different hearing? gdi hussie. --

CHG: I don't think I will have a usse for that. What'ss next?

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] puts it down --

CSE: + Okay, how 'bout the dagger then? -

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] picks up the dagger --

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] combines the scalpel and dagger to create what seems to be a regular scalpel with the handle of the dagger. --

CXE: ....????????

CXE: that doesn't look particularly useful either.

CSE: + It kinda just looks like a fancier alternative. -

CHG: No it doessn't. I don't think we need to tesst this. On to the next thing then.

CSE: + Tranq' then. -

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] hands Ail' the tranq. --

CXE: mhmmm.

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] combines the two. This creates what seems to be a regular scalpel. --

CSE: + Want to try it? -

CHG: Hmm. I wass expecting ssomething from that. Yess, I think I sshould.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] produces another monkey. --

CSE: + Do I gotta hold the thin' still? -

CHG: That would be helpful, yess.

CXE: i ken hold it.

CXE: *she is holding it rather still already*

CSE: + Well, if you insist that's cool. -

CHG: Thank you.

CXE: you ken take notes for ailsca.

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] takes the new scalpel and makes an incision. However, instead of showing signs of pain, it stops struggling. --

CXE: mmmm.

CXE: THAT'S useful.

CSE: + Yeah, that looks hella useful compared to the other stuff. -

CHG: Yess, I agree. I think we've found ssomething I can keep.

CHG: That'ss no reasson to stop, though. I would like to try your taser, Hertzi.

CSE: + Sure, we can do that. -

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] hands Ail' the taser. --

CXE: ....

CXE: this is going to be interesting....

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] combines the two to produce an electric scalpel. It's pretty much a laser. --

CHG: Oh, I know what thiss iss.

CXE: ????

CXE: you do?

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] doesn't. --

CSE: + Some doctor thin', right? -

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] half does/ --

CSE: + *. )) -

CHG: I'll sshow you. Can I have another monkey, pleasse?

CXE: o' course. here.

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] stands a step away from the monkey to demonstrate the range, and adjusts the settings to their highest settings. She aims it at the monkey and pretty much just slices it's hand off. --

CHG: Notice how the wound iss cauterized while the insission iss being made. Thiss minimizess bleeding.

CSE: + Woah, damn. -

CSE: + That's also useful. -

CXE ceased responding to memo.

CHG: Yess it iss. I'm keeping thiss.

CHG: Oh, did Araxie leave?

CSE: + Yeah, it seems like it? -

CHG: Anyway, I think that sshould do it. And I sstill have nine monkeys, that'ss more than I wass expecting to be left with.

CHG: Thank you for helping me Hertzi.

CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CXE: hmmm.

CSE: + Always welcome, Ail'. -

CHG: Oh, you didn't leave. I'm not ssure why I thought that.

CXE: huh?

CXE: no.

CSE: + Wow, weird. -

-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] passes Hertzi the scalpel gun. --

CHG: Here, I'm not ssure what it can be ussed for, but it sshouldn't go to wasste.

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] takes it --

CSE: + I'll see if I can find a use. -

CSE: + I think I'd find one better than you probably could, anyways. -

CHG: That'ss why I gave it to you.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] curiously nudges the sack of monkeys with her foot. --

CXE: well, what arr you going to do with the rest o' these?

CHG: One of them I'll dissect for the ssake of ssimple curiossity. I'll find a usse for the resst of them, they won't go to wasste.

CXE: oh, it's okay if you waste them.

CXE: erally.

CXE: really******

CHG: I would really rather not, even if you hadn't gone to the trouble of collecting them for me.

CXE: :I

CXE: ok.

CXE: they're a bunch o' useless hot bags o' air...

CXE: whoops, bags o' hot air))

CXE: i can brain))

CHG: They aren't usseless, we've already found ussess for ssome of them.

CXE: heh, fair.

CSE: + Testin' shit on an' dissectin'. -

CHG: Exactly.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] shrugs. --

CXE: alright.

CHG: Did either of you want to usse the alchemiter while we're at it?

CXE: hertzi, how would you feel if i tried to make a saber with a built in gun in the handle?

CXE: ....hmm, i might wanna try and make it shoot my needles though....hmmm.

CSE: + If you need any help with that, I can probably provide it. Use what you want. -

CSE: + I've been plannin' on throwin' together my rifle an' my taser though, I wanna see if it can make anythin' goof. -

CSE: + *good -

CSE: (( i goofed up ))

CXE: go for it.

CXE: i ken wait.

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] picks up the rifle an' the taser, an' does the alchemizing thing. --

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] creates something that looks p much the same as the rifle, except the front looks a bit different. Definitely doesn't shoot bullets. --

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] holds it up --

CSE: + Ail', do you mind if I test this out on one o' the monkeys? -

CHG: Go ahead.

-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] decides to wander about the lab. --

-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] shoots it, and it shoots fuckin' electricity. --

CHG: Impressive.

CXE: !!!

CSE: + Hell fuckin' yes. -

CXE: well.

CXE: that's uh.

CXE: imposing.

CSE: + Thanks. -

CXE: hehehe.

CXE: well.

CXE: i guess i should just leave you to it then?

CXE: i guess she just makes that gunblade and leaves?))

CXE ceased responding to memo.

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Pesterlogs- Delila and Hertzi #1

[04:43] -- superbElectromagnetism [SE] began trolling lostIntentions [LI] at 04:43 --

[04:43] SE: + 'Lilz. -

[04:44] SE: + Ail' stickin' up for you reminds me that we kinda needed to talk about that. -

[04:44] LI: what fuck maybe not right now????

[04:45] LI: ugh im just...

[04:45] SE: + Hey, don't let Artie' get to your head. -

[04:45] SE: + I mean, he is an up himself highblood. -

[04:46] LI: ):

[04:46] SE: + So is 'Raxo. -

[04:46] SE: + An' not to mention she's blindly followin' him anyways. -

[04:47] LI: yeah theyre douches why are they even our friends because theyre not my friends i didnt invite them?

[04:47] LI: or well i try but??

[04:48] SE: + Well, I could go into detail but there are a few in this group who are "friends" with them. So unfortunately you an' I gotta deal with 'em. -

[04:49] SE: + 'Raxo ain't half bad until Artie's in the room. -

[04:50] LI: ugh true...

[04:50] LI: hey i hope youre not like intidimated by me being jade and whatnot because???

[04:51] SE: + Nah, Jade ain't that high. -

[04:51] SE: + I mean, I am down near the bottom, but you ain't stuck up your own ass for your blood colour, so it's fine. -

[04:52] LI: aah good, i was scared i was like, dunno, putting you in a corner?

[04:53] LI: like it seems all the people who are ok with me are lower than me except clovis but clovis is practically like down the spectra because culling and shit so i was scared i was just like cornering oyu or something?

[04:54] SE: + Nah, it's fine. -

[04:54] SE: + If you ain't stuck up your own ass 'bout bein' higher than me than it's all cool. -

[04:55] SE: + ...An' if you need any help with imp fightin', I got a bunch o' easy to use weapons we could discuss 'bout you usin'. -

[04:55] LI: yeah, though honestly i dont really want to... ):

[04:55] SE: + Why not? -

[04:56] SE: + They'll kill you otherwise. -

[04:56] LI: the imps?

[04:57] SE: + The imps ain't the worse thin' around, but you do gotta kill 'em. -

[04:57] LI: really because honestly its much easier to just get them to scurry off elsewhere?

[04:59] SE: + Well, they give you grist when you kill 'em. -

[04:59] LI: oh yeah right, ail dropped a bunch of my things on a lot of them?

[05:01] LI: ugh i fucking cant deal with art brb ill get some...thing idk...

[05:01] SE: + Yeah, okay. -

[05:02] SE: + I've got some potential ideas to help you with that, if you really need it. -

[05:04] SE: + Yeah, okay, speakin' of your Witch powers. -

[05:04] SE: + I did pester you to talk 'bout Ail' after all. -

[05:04] LI: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

[05:04] LI: yes, no i mena whayt?

[05:05] SE: + She still likes you, an' that ain't natural. -

[05:05] SE: + I mean, I can tell why you did it, but it's kinda weird. -

[05:05] SE: + An' she's my 'rail, after all. -

[05:06] LI: ....

[05:06] LI: it wasnt intentional?

[05:06] SE: + So you just kinda accidentally magyck'd? -

[05:06] LI: dunno man i just didnt want her to hit me...

[05:09] SE: + I can get that, but it still ain't completely right. -

[05:11] LI: i dont even know what i did and this is really hard because on one hand its like oh wow moral dilemma on the other hand wouldnt it be a lot easier if we all just got along?

[05:12] SE: Yeah, I guess it would be.

[05:13] SE: But it's still morally wrong.

[05:18] SE: + Okay, I guess what I was tryin' to ask is d'you think you could undo it. -

[05:19] LI: a little maybe because i really like not having three people on my back or at least have one who is not longing to punch me in the face...

[05:19] LI: dnag this was never a problem before?

[05:19] SE: + Look, next time I'll make her calm her ass. -

[05:20] SE: + Heh, assss. -

[05:20] LI: assss...

[05:20] LI: i live for that man, that ass you know?

[05:20] SE: + Yeah, I live for that assss too. -

[05:21] SE: + In a pale way, y'know? -

[05:21] LI: hah, id totally do her if we werent in the game though....

[05:21] SE: + ...Ahem. -

[05:21] SE: + She was slightly intoxicated then anyways, an' I can be sure I ain't lettin'/encouragin' her to drink again. -

[05:23] LI: id let hertzis rail fill my pail...

[05:23] LI: hehehehehe...

[05:23] LI: but yeah idk man?

[05:24] LI: ill try to since youre a cool dude and i trust you and whatnot?

[05:24] SE: + Thanks, 'Lilz. -

[05:24] SE: + It means a lot. -

[05:35] -- superbElectromagnetism [SE] gave up trolling lostIntentions [LI] at 05:35 --

[fantrollbs]

Pesterlogs- Hertzi and Tufian #1

[02:37] -- superbElectromagnetism [SE] began trolling psychosomaticRapscallion [PR] at 14:37 --

[02:38] SE: + Hi, Fifi'. -

[02:39] PR: sTill wiTh The Fifi Thing.

[02:39] PR: alrighT Then. guess iIi have To come up wiTh someThing for you...

[02:39] SE: + Oh, joy. -

[02:39] SE: + Lookin' forward to it. -

[02:41] PR: give me a minTuTe. shiT's descracTing.

[02:46] SE: + Yeah, the memo is busy. -

[02:53] SE: + Fifi', do you even know Zenny? -

[02:54] PR: nope. noT even a liTTle.

[02:54] PR: well. obviously a liTTle. we're in The medium TogeTher.

[02:54] PR: oTher Than ThaT, noT a clue.

[02:54] SE: + Wow, amazin'. -

[02:55] SE: + Yeah, you don't want him to be close to you. -

[02:55] PR: They were making an inuendo Though, righT? iIi shouldn'T be worried abouT a Team maTe dying because of a Typo.

[02:55] SE: + Trust me on that. -

[02:57] PR: righT. iIi'll keep ThaT in mind.

[02:57] PR: Zenny = don'T be alone wiTh.

[02:57] PR: check.

[02:57] SE: + Good. -

[02:58] SE: + Cause he ain't someone worth your time. I don't think. -

[02:59] PR: am iIi sensing biTTerness? or is ThaT all in my head.

[02:59] PR: waiT, hang on. why do you geT To go hang ouT alone buT iIi'm noT supposed To.

[03:00] SE: + It's in your head. -

[03:00] SE: + Also, I'm goin' so Ail' don't go. -

[03:00] SE: + And you don't get yourself in a conunderum. -

[03:03] PR: iIi am in a consTanT sTaTe of conundrum wiTh you guys...

[03:04] SE: + O' course you are. -

[03:04] SE: + Nah, but the game's a confusin' thin'. -

[03:05] SE: + An' to be fair, most of our "pals" ain't that clear. -

[03:14] PR: ain'T ThaT The TruTh.

[03:17] -- psychosomaticRapscallion [PR] changed their mood to DISCONTENT --

[03:22] -- superbElectromagnetism [SE] gave up trolling psychosomaticRapscallion [PR] at 15:22 --