Memo is now Secret by CHG
Memo is now Invite-Only by CHG
CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CHG: Hello. Yess, I ssee that.
CHG: Sso what did you bring?
CSE: + I brought mostly guns, my taserkind gun, an' a few shorter range weapons. -
CHG: Excellent. I'm looking forward to sseeing what we can create.
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] takes out what he brought --
CSE: + So, what're you lookin' to alchemise? -
CHG: I ssimply want to try upgrading my current weapon, would you mind if we try everything?
CSE: + Nah, that's cool. -
CSE: + So, are we gettin' started? -
-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] looks up from her portable computer. --
CHG: One ssecond, actually.
CHG: I'm expecting another guesst.
CSE: + Who's it gonna be? -
CHG: Araxie. Sshe offered to bring ssome thingss over for me.
CSE: + At least it ain't someone like Cas'. -
CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] arrives after a few more minutes, a large net of bound and gagged monkeys slung over a shoulder. --
CHG: There you are. Hello Araxie.
-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] drops the net gratefully. --
CSE: + *Woah, hey 'Raxo. -
CXE: alright, ten monkeys.
CHG: Thank you. That'ss a large net, you didn't have trouble?
CSE: + An' why exactly do you need these monkeys? -
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] raises an eyebrow at Ail'. --
CXE: actually, i offered to let her take a look.
CHG: Nothing in particular at the moment, other than curiosity, but it can't hurt. You already know how hard it is to obtain any of my own. If nothing elsse, we can tesst the ressults of todayss effortss on them.
CSE: + Damn, that's gonna be interestin'. -
CHG: Would you like to sstay, Araxie? We're going to be working on alchemizing new weaponss.
CSE: + I brought a ton o' mine over to test with Ail's scalpel. -
CHG: Then we sshould begin. What sshould we combine firsst?
CXE: *haha wow these monkeys are just going to sit there aren't they*
CSE: + Why not the simple stuff, how 'bout the pistol? -
CHG: *they're not going anywhere, why not?*
-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] stands back to watch. --
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] picks up the pistol, then --
-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] puts the codes for the scalpel and the pistol into the alchemiter. Out comes... the same pistol? --
CXE: that was anticlimatic.
CHG: We might as well try it. Could you line up a monkey for me Araxie?
-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] reaches into the bag and retrieves a very horrified looking monkey. --
CHG: Hertzi, you're a better sshot. Here.
CSE: + Ail', are you wantin' to test it or would you rather me do the aimin' stuff? -
-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] passes Hertzi the pistol. --
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] takes it, that answers the question. --
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] aims at the monkey, he's confident in his aim. He shoots, expecting it to just be a bullet that shoots the monkey, except it's a fucking scalpel that hits it in the chest. --
CHG: That'ss interessting.
-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] winces as the monkey starts to reak havoc on her ears. fins? shit, do seadwellers have like, different hearing? gdi hussie. --
CHG: I don't think I will have a usse for that. What'ss next?
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] puts it down --
CSE: + Okay, how 'bout the dagger then? -
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] picks up the dagger --
-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] combines the scalpel and dagger to create what seems to be a regular scalpel with the handle of the dagger. --
CXE: that doesn't look particularly useful either.
CSE: + It kinda just looks like a fancier alternative. -
CHG: No it doessn't. I don't think we need to tesst this. On to the next thing then.
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] hands Ail' the tranq. --
-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] combines the two. This creates what seems to be a regular scalpel. --
CHG: Hmm. I wass expecting ssomething from that. Yess, I think I sshould.
-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] produces another monkey. --
CSE: + Do I gotta hold the thin' still? -
CHG: That would be helpful, yess.
CXE: *she is holding it rather still already*
CSE: + Well, if you insist that's cool. -
CXE: you ken take notes for ailsca.
-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] takes the new scalpel and makes an incision. However, instead of showing signs of pain, it stops struggling. --
CSE: + Yeah, that looks hella useful compared to the other stuff. -
CHG: Yess, I agree. I think we've found ssomething I can keep.
CHG: That'ss no reasson to stop, though. I would like to try your taser, Hertzi.
CSE: + Sure, we can do that. -
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] hands Ail' the taser. --
CXE: this is going to be interesting....
-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] combines the two to produce an electric scalpel. It's pretty much a laser. --
CHG: Oh, I know what thiss iss.
-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] doesn't. --
CSE: + Some doctor thin', right? -
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] half does/ --
CHG: I'll sshow you. Can I have another monkey, pleasse?
-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] stands a step away from the monkey to demonstrate the range, and adjusts the settings to their highest settings. She aims it at the monkey and pretty much just slices it's hand off. --
CHG: Notice how the wound iss cauterized while the insission iss being made. Thiss minimizess bleeding.
CSE: + That's also useful. -
CXE ceased responding to memo.
CHG: Yess it iss. I'm keeping thiss.
CHG: Oh, did Araxie leave?
CSE: + Yeah, it seems like it? -
CHG: Anyway, I think that sshould do it. And I sstill have nine monkeys, that'ss more than I wass expecting to be left with.
CHG: Thank you for helping me Hertzi.
CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSE: + Always welcome, Ail'. -
CHG: Oh, you didn't leave. I'm not ssure why I thought that.
-- CURRENT healingGelsemium [CHG] passes Hertzi the scalpel gun. --
CHG: Here, I'm not ssure what it can be ussed for, but it sshouldn't go to wasste.
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] takes it --
CSE: + I'll see if I can find a use. -
CSE: + I think I'd find one better than you probably could, anyways. -
CHG: That'ss why I gave it to you.
-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] curiously nudges the sack of monkeys with her foot. --
CXE: well, what arr you going to do with the rest o' these?
CHG: One of them I'll dissect for the ssake of ssimple curiossity. I'll find a usse for the resst of them, they won't go to wasste.
CXE: oh, it's okay if you waste them.
CHG: I would really rather not, even if you hadn't gone to the trouble of collecting them for me.
CXE: they're a bunch o' useless hot bags o' air...
CXE: whoops, bags o' hot air))
CHG: They aren't usseless, we've already found ussess for ssome of them.
CSE: + Testin' shit on an' dissectin'. -
-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] shrugs. --
CHG: Did either of you want to usse the alchemiter while we're at it?
CXE: hertzi, how would you feel if i tried to make a saber with a built in gun in the handle?
CXE: ....hmm, i might wanna try and make it shoot my needles though....hmmm.
CSE: + If you need any help with that, I can probably provide it. Use what you want. -
CSE: + I've been plannin' on throwin' together my rifle an' my taser though, I wanna see if it can make anythin' goof. -
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] picks up the rifle an' the taser, an' does the alchemizing thing. --
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] creates something that looks p much the same as the rifle, except the front looks a bit different. Definitely doesn't shoot bullets. --
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] holds it up --
CSE: + Ail', do you mind if I test this out on one o' the monkeys? -
-- CURRENT xanthicExtripation [CXE] decides to wander about the lab. --
-- CURRENT superbElectromagnetism [CSE] shoots it, and it shoots fuckin' electricity. --
CSE: + Hell fuckin' yes. -
CXE: i guess i should just leave you to it then?
CXE: i guess she just makes that gunblade and leaves?))
CXE ceased responding to memo.