poof, Damien now has a diamond encrusted prom dress on for the remainder of this ask, because why not, and we need more lightheartedness and fun after all that dumping we’ve been through. (MY POOR BABIES!!)
Pip can have one too, if he’d like, Damien’s misfortune is just way funnier imo. Enjoy, Philip, I know you will, you cheeky little adorable bastard.
Damien: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?"
"Oh hehe~ it seems one of our viewers wanted to see you all sparkled up damie! Hehheh~"
Damien: "STOP LAUGHING THIS ISNT FUNNY WHY ARENT YOU WEARING A DRESS DONT YOU ENJOY BEING IN A DRESS?!?!?"
"Oh, hehehe, I didn't wanna have one on is all they let me have a choice!"
"Woah!! Damien!! Don't say that that's a bad word!! Oh my dear, I'm so sorry for his behavior -"
Damien: "Te et familiam tuam interficiam et te servum inferni faciam."
"Oh.. heh.. he's um.. real upset ok hold up- um damie?"
"Well, um.. if it makes you feel better, I think you look good!"
Damien: "Don't you ever talk to me again."
"...oh.. um.. oh dear.. ok, um.. yes.. right.. right-o.. well, um.."
"Ok.. um he's REALLY upset.. hm.. what would make him feel better.."
"Oh, I have the perfect idea! Ok, wait, how about weeeeeee go to the mall!!"
Damien: "...I don't want to-"
"Oh we can get you a change of clothes please damie!!"
"Oh, we are here, the mall!! Ok, so I had an idea! How about we continue with the prom idea and see if we can find some clothes that we would wear to prom!"
Damien: "...so you just wanna play hypothetical dress up?"
Damien:".....I hate you."
"No, you don't! Now come on, let's find you a nice suit~"
"Oh damie!! Look at you! You just look dashing in that suit! Do you think my suit looks nice? I even got a hat!"
Damien: "The suit looks the same as the one you wear every day, and the hat is stupid and dorkie."
Damien: "....but you know if I was a chick I would THINK about asking you and that dorkie hat out"
"Hehe oh damie~ and I'd gladly accept tehehe now let's take a photo!! Come on we look cute!"
"Ah! Damien!! Why did you flip off the camera!??!?"