Tell me about the problematic Frenchman!
WHY SYLVESTER BLANC IS PROBLEMATIC
- Spends more time with Pigeons than people
- Sobs at computer if it doesn’t work
- Makes others inhale the perfume
- Ten percent luck, twenty percent bribery, fifteen percent screaming, five percent winging it, fifty percent running from pissed off people, a hundred percent asshole
- Disguises self to sell perfumes outside of target in the parking lot
- Threatens to sue target when they kick him off the property
- Promotes self EVERYWHERE
- Buys 50% of clothes off of ebay or thrift stores
- Dresses like your grandma
- Has a tunnel under his hOUSE THAT HE DOES NOT CLEAN
- Doesn’t clean at all tbh; his cousin does
- Who let this man be in charge of his 12 yr old cousin anyway?
- Wakes up @ 2 am for a cappuccino; texts friends if there is no cappuccino
- Croissants at least once a day like what the fuck there are other b reads
- Taunts too many other villains, forgetting that many of them know basic french
- Is then reminded that the know basic french in a very rude manner
- Lets his 12 yr old cousin be his getaway driver