#hescoolerthanyou

[beerselfie]

#Repost @hop.doggy ・・・ If you see me and Toby drinking beers sharing stories by the fire, mind your business 😂 @beerselfie @russianriverbrewingofficial #hescoolerthanyou #cheers #blindpig 📸 @plinyhikes https://www.instagram.com/p/BrWFNIsAMLL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1t70k17ef2vnm

[myskinnyjeandreams]

reasons why my dad is a cooler radder rockstar guy than your dad

so the other day I was in Bojangles with my dad getting some fried chicken and for whatever reason at some point in our conversation while we were standing at the counter waiting for our food he smiled and he was like “I'm in public and I'm not wearing any clothes” (which was a weird thing to say the man was FULLY clothed he was even wearing glasses) and I was like “um okay is that from a song or something what am I missing” and he said “you remember that movie where all the parents got abducted by aliens and the kids had to fend for themselves and that one kid who was the leader had weird hair” and I was like “OH JIMMY NEUTRON” so he nodded and he was like “right right that's the one”

so naturally I fist pumped and said “GOTTA BLAST”

and he just chuckled to himself and softly said “yeah... he had to blast”

[will-stunts]

12 gauge fam #thisismycat #hescoolerthanyou

[thecacophonyoflis]

Baby cousin Kirt the second! Helped with the move. #hescoolerthanyou #nofilter (at Sunset Park Brooklyn, N.Y. 11232)