Jan 12, 2025
I’ve watched this video so many times I swear I’ve memorized it.
“DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING NAVY-“
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I’ve watched this video so many times I swear I’ve memorized it.
“DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING NAVY-“
new reaction pic just dropped
astrology placements that feel like someone read your diary ;)
- Mercury in the 2nd house remembers the exact price of something they bought in 2019 but forgets why they walked into the kitchen.
- Moon in the 11th house somehow becomes everyone's unpaid therapist without applying for the job.
- Venus in the 3rd house has fallen in love because someone was funny exactly once.
- Mars in the 9th house will argue with a stranger online at 2 a.m. because "they're objectively wrong."
- Jupiter conjunct the Moon cannot have a normal reaction. every emotion is set to IMAX.
- Sun opposite Saturn has been trying to prove themselves to invisible judges since childhood.
- Mercury square Neptune says "wait, what was I saying?" at least five times a day.
- Venus in the 10th house could wear a plain white T-shirt and people would still ask where it's from.
- Saturn in the 4th house became the responsible one in the family before they legally had to be.
- Mars trine Pluto doesn't quit. they just become increasingly stubborn until reality gives up first.
- Moon sextile Venus somehow makes every room feel cozy within ten minutes.
- Mercury conjunct Jupiter cannot tell a short story. it's physically impossible.
- Neptune in the 3rd house starts a sentence with one point and finishes with a completely different one.
- Venus square Jupiter has never once regretted buying themselves a little treat.
- Sun in the 6th house accidentally ties their self-worth to being productive.
- Pluto in the 2nd house treats deleting old photos like a life-or-death decision.
- Moon opposite Uranus wants emotional closeness... until someone actually gets close.
- Mercury trine Saturn gives advice that sounds suspiciously like something you'd read in a self-help book.
- Venus in the 12th house has had at least one crush that absolutely nobody knew about.
- Mars in the 5th house turns flirting into an Olympic sport.
- Jupiter in the 6th house says "I'll just help for five minutes" and somehow ends up doing everyone's work.
- Saturn conjunct Mercury proofreads a text message like it's going to court.
- Uranus in the 1st house has changed hairstyles so many times that old classmates wouldn't recognize them.
- North Node in the 5th house is literally being told by the universe to stop taking life so seriously and have fun for once.
astrology isn't about being called out. it's about reading one sentence and whispering, "well.. that was unnecessarily specific."
Renfield (2023) Dir. Chris McKay
Haven't stopped thinking about this since I saw it
Hang it in the Louvre immediately
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE IMMEDIATELY
Is anybody going to talk about the gem of a default incorrect quote when you open the chat post on Tumblr?
Like, hello? This is amazing; I love it!
They wrong for this, man. 😂
Why is it giving:
What timeline are we living in?
