#hessodumb

[fuckoffpaul]

Fessy’s one brain cell trying to reset his station

[kelly4nia]

When you tell your husband to get up against the wall (for a picture) and he takes this "legal" position while shaking his bum back and forth. Ugh. #hessocute #hessodumb (at Bermondsey Beer Mile)

[kyotheawesomeelfprincess]

Proving the existence of my flame point ragdoll, Duster. My prize 💛💛 #hessodumb #butcute #lol #ragdoll #flamepointragdoll #kityycat #meow #bby

[krisisrad]

Trying to watch movies with him and he decided my tank top strap makes the perfect cell phone holder so he can play candy crush. I felt him fidget with my straps and then whisper "goals" to himself right before he snatched up my phone to take a picture lol

[moonshinemarsh]

Me and my brother just had a heated argument about Dan and Phil and his argument was literally 'I'm not watching them because they have too many channels' - i had to restrain myself from pummelling my fist into his face

[ilylife]

Him: you should come over Me: um I got caught sneaking out last week, there's no way I'm leaving again. Him: ok so don't drive, just run here. *slapping my forehead*

[tired-ghostgirl]

Lunch. Oh jesus. XD

Me: I wan't to go to a nursing school because I wan't to be a nurse.

Alex: You know, nurses end up smoking. I don't want you smoking.

Me: Alex, sweetie, just because you're a nurse doesn't mean you smoke.

Alex: Oh.. Really?