boTH MANGELOS. And Jaime and Dex. Yes. Good. Go. gO.
[This is very long I hOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.]
Who cooks: Judah because he can actually cook (why the hell hasn’t Ozzy been taught how to cook by you Judah???) and he’s actually really good at it and he’d want to spoil her forever and always with warm meals at breakfast and dinner and if she’s home for lunch then to.
Who does the laundry and other chores: Judah while Eloise sits there shaking her head like, “You realize I could’ve just used magic to do that, right?” And Judah would shake his head back at her all like, “Kitty please, don’t get lazy now.” Did I mini drabble? I think I did.
How many children do they have: Two *-* My babies, the loves of my life. Milo and Lorelai. Like, the actual loves of my life here I’m not kidding.
Who’s more dominate: omf, I feel like they’re pretty equal when it comes to that. They’re both pretty I take shit from no one types of people.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Traveling. Gambling. Smoking. Talking nonsense late into the night. Hustling strangers out of money. Look, there’s a lot, you take your pick, ok?
Their favorite place to be together: I really don’t think they’d have one special place just because they’re both so flighty and restless. So, it’d just be them together while they’re traveling the world.
Any traditions: They’re barely in one place long enough to pick up a “tradition”? After Milo and Lorelai come into play though they make it a thing to travel as a family during the summer months. Does that count?
Their “song”: omg ok I can do a thing again. This won’t be wedding song based, but more just something that reminds me of them. Moon Comes Up by Boy In a Box. Like, just listen to it and tell me it isn’t them ok bye. Also, Cross My Heart by Marianas Trench and Backseat Serenade by All Time Low.
What they do for each other on holidays: Judah’s not really big on holidays tbh. He’ll remember birthdays and try to stop in town to celebrate them with the person, but it’s usually a month later because like he’s always gone so he’s not there to do anything and therefor not used to doing it now??? But, I imagine they’d be forced to celebrate the big holidays back home with family so they’d go do that and nod along with all the relatives while they make faces behind their backs at each other. And then while everyone got really heated in some conversation or other Judah would kinda grab her hand and drag her off somewhere so they could just be alone and together, but I don’t think they’d exchange gifts because I feel like neither of them really care about material possessions yanno???
Where did they go for their honeymoon: To whichever place they still hadn’t visited on their list of places they want to go to.
Where did they first meet: Christmas dinner at Dexter’s house the year Dex adopted Ozzy officially.
Any pets: um, no because they’re constantly traveling together so that would be bad.
What do they fight over: Which place to go next? Who should punish the kids? Why Eloise should go home to visit her family occasionally even though she might not want to? Who’s the better gambler? Who can hustle someone out of the most money?
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Their life is one big vacation water you talking about.
Mangelo aka Dex/Judah
Who cooks: Judah. Dex can’t cook. Judah can. Problems solved praise Jesus hallelujah Dex won’t starve to death.
Who does the laundry and other chores: omf I have no idea tbh. I feel like they more clean up as they go??? The whole, dirty a dish then put it in the dishwasher or wash it then put it back in the cabinet so that it’s there for next time. As for laundry, whoever needs the clothes first.
How many children do they have: omG Mangelo babies bYE. No, I imagine none besides Oz. Dex never wanted kids to begin with and Judah doesn’t even think he can take care of Oz without screwing it up since he’s always on the move and such so yeah sorry none.
Who’s more dominate: We’re just gonna throw that one Dex’s way because Judah is a very mellow yellow kinda person, ja feel?
Favorite nonsexual activity: ha hA HA. I mean, playing tricks on Oz lbr here. No, ok kidding jfc. Um, probably grabbing a smoke while just chatting or hanging out in Dex’s office while he grades shit. Wait does he grade shit he’s the apparitions professor what is their to grade.
Their favorite place to be together: Dex’s office or his apartment. Anywhere that it’s just the two of them because lbr Dex is not a social creature. Ok, he is, but he says he’s not.
Any traditions: Poker night once a week. And they take like a month or two out of the year to just jet off somewhere so that Judah can get out all the pent up energy.
Their “song”: Same deal here. Sick and Twisted Affair by My Darkest Days — at least in the beginning because lbr their relationship in the beginning would be based solely on hooking up and they’d definitely hide it from everyone (*cough*oz*cough*). Madness by Muse tbh. And probs Troublemaker by Olly Murs. I’m sorry not sorry about that one.
What they do for each other on holidays: Judah pours himself a drink and makes fun of Dex because hE CAN’T DO THE SAME. No, kidding. I mean, that probably happens all the time, but that’s not what they would do omf. Sex, they would sex each other. idk Judah’s not big on holidays, ok.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: To bed. They went to bed.
Where did they first meet: Christmas dinner during that one time Dex adopted Oz yanno nbd.
Any pets: Well, Dex has pets, but Judah doesn’t.
What do they fight over: Judah’s sister aka Oz’s mom. Other than that, ugh, probs nothing too serious. Judah’s chill man. He doesn’t pick fights.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Probably because Judah is flighty yanno. So, some place neither of them has been or Judah’s favorite places he’s stopped at.
Dex/Jaime
Who cooks: Jamie because Dex can’t cook and would poison her. She wouldn’t last a day poor girl.
Who does the laundry and other chores: They both clean as they go as well. Jamie is very ocd about keeping things clean though so it’d probably be more her than Dex.
How many children do they have: Jamie’s always wanted to adopt rather than have kids because she’d rather give someone a chance that wouldn’t normally get one than bring someone new into the world. So, maybe one or two adopted kids. (why do my characters not like having babies idk).
Who’s more dominate: omg um mixture tbh because Jamie is a very I will take no shit from you kinda girl and Dex would willing let her take over because hot badass chick let’s get it on.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Sitting by the fireplace together and just relaxing after a long day together because lbr they probably don’t see a lot of each other because of their jobs.
Their favorite place to be together: Back at Dex’s apartment or Jamie’s house.
Any traditions: Jamie forces them to have at least one really big breakfast thing a week with Oz for family bonding and such. They probably make time to call each other once a day since their schedules are really hectic just to say I love you and stay safe tbh.
Their “song”: OK I GOT THIS. Safe and Sound by Capital Cities. Baby Girl, I’m a Blur by Say Anything. Annnnd Intoxicated by The Cab.
What they do for each other on holidays: Jamie likes to go all out for holidays. She grew up in a very big family ok and they did everything hUGE. So, she’d get the house ready one day while he was at work and have little mistletoe’s hanging from different places and she’d purposefully and skillfully get him to stand under one every year just to point up at it and get him to kiss her but he’d always be like, “You really don’t have to, I’d kiss you anyway.” And she’d make some really huge dinner for it that no one will ever finish like it’ll stay in the fridge for days until they had to throw out the leftovers because they’d gone bad. And Dexter would make it all up to her by sneaking home to set up something special for her while he got Oz to distract her somehow. And then they would exchange gifts right before midnight and everything would be perfect ok bye.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: welp I imagine they didn’t because Jamie doesn’t like being away from her job for too long I — sorry. But I mean, Dex could probs coax her away for a bit, but idk where. Jamie’s always wanted to go to Italy, but idk man idk.
Where did they first meet: HAHAHAHAHAH????? At the police precinct back in Tottingham because Oz got arrested on Dex’s birthday.
Any pets: Jamie has two dogs — Jock, a little Scottish Terrier who was named after the movie Lady and the Tramp, and a Rottweiler named Pluto. And of course Dexter’s cat ok holla at your girl.
What do they fight over: I imagine they would more playful banter and not full on fight. Jamie’s very logical about things. She doesn’t argue. She just talks things out. And Dexter/Jamie are kinda similar in mindsets about things.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Laughing, Jamie might occasionally take off work, but they wouldn’t go anywhere. They’d just chill out at home because they’re rarely there at the same time.